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molly elisabeth
@hellojarofdirt.bsky.social
• lover of all things mythology • avid book consumer • music obsessed • teacher of young minds • planning • INFJ • posts & opinions are my own •
I hope @hannahnicolemae.bsky.social has book four coming out SOON. I am not okay about any of this.
August 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have surgery in two days, so we have to start the washing of the body with specific soaps shenanigans. I literally am not excited about this.
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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August 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Watching this live on a grainy livestream was the wildest thing I’ve ever experienced. I had to pause the livestream to explain to my parents why I was so excited about a concert I wasn’t even at.
August 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
First full week of the school year is completed. Now it’s time for a long winter’s nap.
August 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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DIGESTIVE SYSTEM: I will digest nothing

NERVOUS SYSTEM: I am READY to go
August 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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if you ever over share just say “sorry, i’m not PR trained” and they legally can’t think you’re weird
August 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I really need fantasy stories to stop introducing themes of classism/racism if it only exists for the sake of romantic drama
August 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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i know people say “oh you don’t need gatorade/electrolytes unless you’re working really really hard water is enough” but those people have not met me, the sweatiest most heat-sensitive woman alive. if i stick to plain water on a day in the hot sun, i get SO ILL
August 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Keep the two distinct in your head.
August 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Frankly I don't like living in an era where no one can read, Big Tech is trying to abolish the educational system as we know it and PBS is gutted because those in power don't see the value in offering children educational programming to counter the ceaseless tide of slop.
August 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Tomorrow is the first day of school for my district. Please send all the positive vibes our way. #teachersky
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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On this day in history, July 31, 1291, the Egyptian Mamluks occupied Acre, expelling the last Crusaders from Palestine.
July 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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good morning please rise for our national anthem

open.spotify.com/track/0Klahh...
Untouched
The Veronicas · Hook Me Up · Song · 2007
open.spotify.com
July 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m going to make a thread of things that I plan on leaving behind once I turn 30.

Follow along below!
July 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Happy Monday. Please remember to stay hydrated today and take your vitamins ✨💞
July 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
#HotTake: I am at the point in life where if people aren’t going to be straight with me about something but instead choose to lie or be sneaky I have no place for that in my life. Either be honest and frank, or be gone. Two options, my guy, two options. Choose wisely.
July 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM