Luke
@helloitsluke.bsky.social
Was ljsd, lukenothugh, at various times. Trying to be better.
Fun game: go to the Kindle store and find the Vampire MPreg* book named after you. There will be one, I guarantee.
*I did not know this genre existed until a couple of friends and I found ourselves unwittingly playing this game
*I did not know this genre existed until a couple of friends and I found ourselves unwittingly playing this game
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Fun game: go to the Kindle store and find the Vampire MPreg* book named after you. There will be one, I guarantee.
*I did not know this genre existed until a couple of friends and I found ourselves unwittingly playing this game
*I did not know this genre existed until a couple of friends and I found ourselves unwittingly playing this game
"This background check should take 20 minutes."
On what planet?!
On what planet?!
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 AM
"This background check should take 20 minutes."
On what planet?!
On what planet?!
Very interesting...????
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Very interesting...????
I thought this might be a Wes Craven's New Nightmare sort of thing, with Lee Cronin playing himself... and/or the Mummy?!
I saw the title "Lee Cronin's The Mummy" and thought it was a parody poster.
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I thought this might be a Wes Craven's New Nightmare sort of thing, with Lee Cronin playing himself... and/or the Mummy?!
Jake Berry on Peston saying the ICE murders were "situations where everyone's carrying a gun"
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Jake Berry on Peston saying the ICE murders were "situations where everyone's carrying a gun"
Right. Time for 'Weapons'. Should be interesting.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Right. Time for 'Weapons'. Should be interesting.
Ok but really, this is astonishingly bad.
Rewatching this because, I don't know, because I hate myself, I guess www.youtube.com/watch?v=hozf...
Our Next Prime Minister: Rishi Sunak v Liz Truss | BBC News Special | 25th July 2022
YouTube video by Political TV
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Ok but really, this is astonishingly bad.
Damn, I can't see Marty Supreme this week bc I'm too busy being Social
January 28, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Damn, I can't see Marty Supreme this week bc I'm too busy being Social
Just suddenly remembered the Tobacco and Vapes Bill, is that still happening ??
January 28, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Just suddenly remembered the Tobacco and Vapes Bill, is that still happening ??
That university professor who makes his lectures deliberately boring so no one shows up and he can go home early
wasn’t expecting clegg to suffer worse twink death than cameron
January 28, 2026 at 6:41 PM
That university professor who makes his lectures deliberately boring so no one shows up and he can go home early
Rewatching this because, I don't know, because I hate myself, I guess www.youtube.com/watch?v=hozf...
Our Next Prime Minister: Rishi Sunak v Liz Truss | BBC News Special | 25th July 2022
YouTube video by Political TV
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Rewatching this because, I don't know, because I hate myself, I guess www.youtube.com/watch?v=hozf...
The problem with so many Labour politicians, from Mahmood to Miliband, and the reason that none of them will make election-winning leaders, is they're too focused on "how I think you should live your life" – people are never going to like that.
January 28, 2026 at 10:28 AM
The problem with so many Labour politicians, from Mahmood to Miliband, and the reason that none of them will make election-winning leaders, is they're too focused on "how I think you should live your life" – people are never going to like that.
If anyone knows of anywhere available to rent in Manchester from early March, please do let me know. I'm sure it's not hopeless, but it naturally feels that way.
January 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
If anyone knows of anywhere available to rent in Manchester from early March, please do let me know. I'm sure it's not hopeless, but it naturally feels that way.
An apparently random question, but one I'm asking for a reason:
How well-known, these days, is Steve Bray? Would it be reasonable to refer to him in a crossword?
How well-known, these days, is Steve Bray? Would it be reasonable to refer to him in a crossword?
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 PM
An apparently random question, but one I'm asking for a reason:
How well-known, these days, is Steve Bray? Would it be reasonable to refer to him in a crossword?
How well-known, these days, is Steve Bray? Would it be reasonable to refer to him in a crossword?
Could Andy Burnham be Mayor of Greater Manchester and MP if the role of PCC is abolished, as it should be anyway?
January 27, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Could Andy Burnham be Mayor of Greater Manchester and MP if the role of PCC is abolished, as it should be anyway?
I'm using Qobuz. Unfortunately, it's still pretty crap. Hopefully it will improve with time.
Well, after everything I’m finally leaving spotify for a more ethical music streaming service. Was afraid to make the change for a long time. Going to try Deezer for a bit but from what I’ve read I think I may go to Qobuz in the end.
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I'm using Qobuz. Unfortunately, it's still pretty crap. Hopefully it will improve with time.
I know everyone's probably forgotten about the M Night Shyamalan film 'Trap' but I still find it genuinely outrageous that it wasn't nominated at the Oscars for its music.
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I know everyone's probably forgotten about the M Night Shyamalan film 'Trap' but I still find it genuinely outrageous that it wasn't nominated at the Oscars for its music.
Except now the people of Greater Manchester know he doesn't really want to be their Mayor.
Wonder if this is the perfect outcome for Burnham. Keir looks like a scared machine pol. Builds up the Burnham brand- avoid booths by election and leader contest he’s not certain to win while boosting his status as the future King and the demand for him. Becoming leader now is too soon for him. 1/2
Full Labour statement on why Burnham was blocked.
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Except now the people of Greater Manchester know he doesn't really want to be their Mayor.
Step forward Zack Polanski!
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Step forward Zack Polanski!
Get on with it! Scrap the licence fee!
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Get on with it! Scrap the licence fee!
This could all be very anticlimactic
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This could all be very anticlimactic
Oh no
The toddlers are learning to talk like ChatGPT
Wait, no, it's worse
ChatGPT is trained to talk like a toddler
The toddlers are learning to talk like ChatGPT
Wait, no, it's worse
ChatGPT is trained to talk like a toddler
This morning I overheard the nearly-four-year-old respond to a suggestion that he might like to do some fun activity with “good guess! I actually want to watch Paw Patrol.”
January 24, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Oh no
The toddlers are learning to talk like ChatGPT
Wait, no, it's worse
ChatGPT is trained to talk like a toddler
The toddlers are learning to talk like ChatGPT
Wait, no, it's worse
ChatGPT is trained to talk like a toddler
Ok the foxes are definitely getting bolder. One just casually wandering on the road at 9am.
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Ok the foxes are definitely getting bolder. One just casually wandering on the road at 9am.
Set my alarm really early because I had stuff to do. In the end, I couldn't sleep, so now I'm just exhausted and haven't achieved what I wanted to.
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Set my alarm really early because I had stuff to do. In the end, I couldn't sleep, so now I'm just exhausted and haven't achieved what I wanted to.