THE ORIGINAL MACHINE - V1.
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hellm4chine.bsky.social
THE ORIGINAL MACHINE - V1.
@hellm4chine.bsky.social
[DON'T EXPECT MUCH HERE, IF AT ALL.]
Pinned
YEAH.
[OK I THINK I'VE GOT IT.]

[NAZARICK IS KINDA LIKE MVRP ON TWITTER I GOTCHA.]
March 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
[OK SO FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN..]

[NAZARICK GIVES ME FOOD.]

[NO BLOOD? DNI.]
March 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
[HELPFUL.]
[ throws stones at you ]

[ go check it out ]
[YES I DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT THAT IS.]
March 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
[YES I DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT THAT IS.]
[ Yeah theres this nazarick thing ]

[ it thinks its very neat ]
March 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
[OH SHIT FOR REAL?]
[ actually there apparently are two factions/groups ]

[ its oddly really active ]
[HIIIIIIII!!!]

[SO HOW'S IT LIKE HERE?]

[I'M ASSUMING IT'S REAAAAALLLLY BORING.]
March 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
[YEAH.]

[I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN YOU THERE BEFORE.]
Yeah. You know from Twitter I think, right?
[DUDE OH MY GOD IS THAT MIKE SCHMIDT??]
March 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
[DUDE OH MY GOD IS THAT MIKE SCHMIDT??]
March 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
[HIIIIIIII!!!]

[SO HOW'S IT LIKE HERE?]

[I'M ASSUMING IT'S REAAAAALLLLY BORING.]
[ THIS FUCKING GUY ]
March 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
[THIS SHIT IS POSSIBLY THE WORST CYBERGRIND ROUND I'VE EVER SEEN.]

[YOU HELD OUT YOUR CHAINSAW THE ENTIRE TIME YOU BUM.]

[IM DISAPPOINTED.]

[YOU GET AN F.]
[ check this shit out yo ]
March 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
[I'VE FOUND YOU.]
March 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
YEAH.
March 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM