Heidi Loves Dogs
@heiditron3000.bsky.social
Canine Behavior Consultant who sometimes still pretends to be a comedian
“Yul Brynner in drag kinda turns me on”, she whispered to her cat, who sniffed her arm in response
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Yul Brynner in drag kinda turns me on”, she whispered to her cat, who sniffed her arm in response
Werner Herzog’s “Grizzly Man” but it’s the Charmin bears and they maul Timothy Treadwell and use his skin as toilet paper
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Werner Herzog’s “Grizzly Man” but it’s the Charmin bears and they maul Timothy Treadwell and use his skin as toilet paper
*Breathy supermodel voice* “Mickey Rooney’s Potato Fantasy”
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
*Breathy supermodel voice* “Mickey Rooney’s Potato Fantasy”
I never thought I could say “Get your butthole off my phone” more than five times in 20 minutes but then this cat happened
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I never thought I could say “Get your butthole off my phone” more than five times in 20 minutes but then this cat happened
I will NEVER forgive Cookie Monster for “Cookies are a Sometimes Food”. That fucker sold out to Big Nutrition
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I will NEVER forgive Cookie Monster for “Cookies are a Sometimes Food”. That fucker sold out to Big Nutrition
If you want to believe in astrology, then absolutely believe in it. Have fun with life in whatever way you can. I like to think Greg Lake’s ghost comes to me at night and says “Should we do the scene in Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd gets a BJ from a ghost tonight?”
And I go “yep”
And I go “yep”
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
If you want to believe in astrology, then absolutely believe in it. Have fun with life in whatever way you can. I like to think Greg Lake’s ghost comes to me at night and says “Should we do the scene in Ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd gets a BJ from a ghost tonight?”
And I go “yep”
And I go “yep”
The toxoplasmosis is definitely responsible for making us keep buying $90 cat toys despite them only wanting to play with wadded up pieces of paper
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The toxoplasmosis is definitely responsible for making us keep buying $90 cat toys despite them only wanting to play with wadded up pieces of paper
According to Sci Fi, shouldn’t we just be able to present a paradox to AI and it’ll blow up?
“If I am liar but I’m telling the truth about being a liar, then—“
*Roomba suddenly belches smoke and dies*
“If I am liar but I’m telling the truth about being a liar, then—“
*Roomba suddenly belches smoke and dies*
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
According to Sci Fi, shouldn’t we just be able to present a paradox to AI and it’ll blow up?
“If I am liar but I’m telling the truth about being a liar, then—“
*Roomba suddenly belches smoke and dies*
“If I am liar but I’m telling the truth about being a liar, then—“
*Roomba suddenly belches smoke and dies*
This idiot thinks that my cat is in front of his enclosure to feed him. He falls off of low branches. Not an instinct left. 11/10 would have 50 of him if I could
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This idiot thinks that my cat is in front of his enclosure to feed him. He falls off of low branches. Not an instinct left. 11/10 would have 50 of him if I could
I don’t take naps, I just close my eyes, decompose in bed for a few hours, and whatever’s left falls on the floor after getting stuck in the duvet cover for an additional 20 minutes
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I don’t take naps, I just close my eyes, decompose in bed for a few hours, and whatever’s left falls on the floor after getting stuck in the duvet cover for an additional 20 minutes
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
I’d love to come but I sang both Stevie Nicks’ and Tom Petty’s parts in “Stop Dragging My Heart Around” and I’m exhausted
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’d love to come but I sang both Stevie Nicks’ and Tom Petty’s parts in “Stop Dragging My Heart Around” and I’m exhausted
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If Mamdani wins, then there will be no Christmas. Everyone will be converted and forced to pray to the Time Cube.
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If Mamdani wins, then there will be no Christmas. Everyone will be converted and forced to pray to the Time Cube.
My old boss thought I was “one of the guys” apparently and told me he and his girlfriend were roleplaying Putin and Ukraine in bed and just…fuck men.
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My old boss thought I was “one of the guys” apparently and told me he and his girlfriend were roleplaying Putin and Ukraine in bed and just…fuck men.
Can’t believe no kids wanted my feeder mice last night :(
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Can’t believe no kids wanted my feeder mice last night :(
My generation complaining about how 6-7 isnt funny when we legit screamed “WAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAP” at each other for hours at a time
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My generation complaining about how 6-7 isnt funny when we legit screamed “WAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAP” at each other for hours at a time
We the perimenopausal acknowledge that we must worship Stevie Nicks, and that “Edge of Seventeen” is our song
October 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
We the perimenopausal acknowledge that we must worship Stevie Nicks, and that “Edge of Seventeen” is our song
When I’m high I watch Greatest American Hero and eat maple fudge
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
When I’m high I watch Greatest American Hero and eat maple fudge
Hey I think I’ll watch Deep Space Nine oh look Odo’s having weird alien goo sex again
October 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Hey I think I’ll watch Deep Space Nine oh look Odo’s having weird alien goo sex again
My biblically accurate pumpkin
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My biblically accurate pumpkin
Here’s what to know about snakes:
-they don’t chase you
-they do not “size you up” to decide whether or not they can eat you (they’re opportunistic and planning is above their brains’ pay grade)
-they don’t want to bite you. They’ll try SO many things first to ward you off
-mine is a sweetie goober
-they don’t chase you
-they do not “size you up” to decide whether or not they can eat you (they’re opportunistic and planning is above their brains’ pay grade)
-they don’t want to bite you. They’ll try SO many things first to ward you off
-mine is a sweetie goober
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Here’s what to know about snakes:
-they don’t chase you
-they do not “size you up” to decide whether or not they can eat you (they’re opportunistic and planning is above their brains’ pay grade)
-they don’t want to bite you. They’ll try SO many things first to ward you off
-mine is a sweetie goober
-they don’t chase you
-they do not “size you up” to decide whether or not they can eat you (they’re opportunistic and planning is above their brains’ pay grade)
-they don’t want to bite you. They’ll try SO many things first to ward you off
-mine is a sweetie goober
Does Stephen J. Cannell mean nothing to this dog?!
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Does Stephen J. Cannell mean nothing to this dog?!
Here have some dogs
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Here have some dogs