Heidi Loves Dogs
@heiditron3000.bsky.social
Canine Behavior Consultant who sometimes still pretends to be a comedian
Don’t mind me, I’m shaming a rabbit for escaping her pen
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Don’t mind me, I’m shaming a rabbit for escaping her pen
Happy Valentines Day! I’ve already been claimed by this here puppy. You’ll have to fight her for me.
…yes there was a lot of spitting and sputtering after this.
…yes there was a lot of spitting and sputtering after this.
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Happy Valentines Day! I’ve already been claimed by this here puppy. You’ll have to fight her for me.
…yes there was a lot of spitting and sputtering after this.
…yes there was a lot of spitting and sputtering after this.
Once WWIII clears humanity out I think the next phase of earth should be ruled exclusively by squeaky little frogs with grumpy faces.
a close up of a frog looking out of a hole
ALT: a close up of a frog looking out of a hole
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Once WWIII clears humanity out I think the next phase of earth should be ruled exclusively by squeaky little frogs with grumpy faces.
A sandy lil’ Scottie dog
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
A sandy lil’ Scottie dog
How the Hell does he telescope his legs like that?
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 AM
How the Hell does he telescope his legs like that?
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
SEE WITH ALL YOUR SHITTY LED HEADLIGHTS IN MY FUCKING EYES
So I can
So I can
SEE WITH ALL YOUR SHITTY LED HEADLIGHTS IN MY FUCKING EYES
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can
So I can
SEE WITH ALL YOUR SHITTY LED HEADLIGHTS IN MY FUCKING EYES
So I can
So I can
SEE WITH ALL YOUR SHITTY LED HEADLIGHTS IN MY FUCKING EYES
Reposted by Heidi Loves Dogs
General Strike this Friday January 30
Justice for our Los Angeles neighbor, Keith Porter Jr, whose murderer was an ICE agent yet to be identified or arrested.
Justice for our Los Angeles neighbor, Keith Porter Jr, whose murderer was an ICE agent yet to be identified or arrested.
January 28, 2026 at 6:56 AM
General Strike this Friday January 30
Justice for our Los Angeles neighbor, Keith Porter Jr, whose murderer was an ICE agent yet to be identified or arrested.
Justice for our Los Angeles neighbor, Keith Porter Jr, whose murderer was an ICE agent yet to be identified or arrested.
Hey boys I just bought multiple pairs of socks that say “Sanford and Son” with a picture of the truck on them
January 27, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Hey boys I just bought multiple pairs of socks that say “Sanford and Son” with a picture of the truck on them
I would go back in time and bang every one of these men youtu.be/eoSvcYkPdaY?...
Badfinger Carry On 'Til Tomorrow (Hits A Go Go)
YouTube video by Jugger
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I would go back in time and bang every one of these men youtu.be/eoSvcYkPdaY?...
Having a dog is like having a 5 year old. Having a cat is like having an asshole teenager. Having a parrot is like handing that asshole teenager a bag of coke
January 26, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Having a dog is like having a 5 year old. Having a cat is like having an asshole teenager. Having a parrot is like handing that asshole teenager a bag of coke
Congratulations to the current regime, you’ve got every liberal including myself seriously contemplating gun ownership.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Congratulations to the current regime, you’ve got every liberal including myself seriously contemplating gun ownership.
I want a 1981 Mercedes SL. Is it my mid life crisis now?
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I want a 1981 Mercedes SL. Is it my mid life crisis now?
So, uh…what countries that aren’t run by dictatorships need dog trainers?
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
So, uh…what countries that aren’t run by dictatorships need dog trainers?
I charge extra if your dog judges me on the walk
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I charge extra if your dog judges me on the walk
County emergency services: We’ve got a 9-1-1 outage, your phone call may not be answered
My Brain: Don’t do crimes, don’t do crimes, don’t do crimes…maybe a little tiny crime?
My Brain: Don’t do crimes, don’t do crimes, don’t do crimes…maybe a little tiny crime?
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 AM
County emergency services: We’ve got a 9-1-1 outage, your phone call may not be answered
My Brain: Don’t do crimes, don’t do crimes, don’t do crimes…maybe a little tiny crime?
My Brain: Don’t do crimes, don’t do crimes, don’t do crimes…maybe a little tiny crime?
My cat needs to know he’s a cat every five minutes because he could absolutely stop being a cat at some point and not know what he is anymore, do you want that?
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 AM
My cat needs to know he’s a cat every five minutes because he could absolutely stop being a cat at some point and not know what he is anymore, do you want that?
So uh hey, we’re kinda underwater up here in Marin county
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
So uh hey, we’re kinda underwater up here in Marin county
Still writing “what the fuck do I even do with one of these anymore?” on all my checks
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Still writing “what the fuck do I even do with one of these anymore?” on all my checks
I’m gonna pied piper all your dogs and we will all walk off into the sunset
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m gonna pied piper all your dogs and we will all walk off into the sunset
Just thinking about how David Lynch was so endearing and hilarious in Twin Peaks: The Return, carry on with your day
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just thinking about how David Lynch was so endearing and hilarious in Twin Peaks: The Return, carry on with your day
By changing only one letter in a name, you can make your children sound like they’re…off.
Spefanie
Peorge
Vonathan
Margareb
Frod
Then dress them in burlap sacks
Spefanie
Peorge
Vonathan
Margareb
Frod
Then dress them in burlap sacks
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
By changing only one letter in a name, you can make your children sound like they’re…off.
Spefanie
Peorge
Vonathan
Margareb
Frod
Then dress them in burlap sacks
Spefanie
Peorge
Vonathan
Margareb
Frod
Then dress them in burlap sacks
I’m sorry but my social media contract basically forces me to take a serious selfie once in a while or it gets to break my legs. I didn’t know what I was signing. Not my fault.
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m sorry but my social media contract basically forces me to take a serious selfie once in a while or it gets to break my legs. I didn’t know what I was signing. Not my fault.
Look at this friendly little gentleman. Did you know snakes can learn to recognize your voice? Yep, they can hear you! You sound muffled to them, but they do have internal ear parts. And if you give them good experiences each time you take them out, they learn to trust you.
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Look at this friendly little gentleman. Did you know snakes can learn to recognize your voice? Yep, they can hear you! You sound muffled to them, but they do have internal ear parts. And if you give them good experiences each time you take them out, they learn to trust you.
Is it AI or does the narrator just not know how to read?” —the 2025 YouTube experience
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Is it AI or does the narrator just not know how to read?” —the 2025 YouTube experience
I’m in
TOMORROW IS THE WINTER SOLSTICE AND Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. It is time for the women (defined broadly) to hunt the Year King through the woods and tear him apart with their bare hands!
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’m in