This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)

THEM: you should try to make more eye contact when you talk to people

ALSO THEM: omg not like that though

Are we saying data or data these days? I can't keep up.

I am going to get my husband a butt plug for Christmas so it will plug his butt up so he doesnt fart so much. Wait... is that what they're for?