Heather Ashley
@heatherashley.bsky.social
Writer of the dark & kinky.
Messy bun enthusiast.
Agoraphobe extraordinare ✨
heatherashleywrites.com
Messy bun enthusiast.
Agoraphobe extraordinare ✨
heatherashleywrites.com
Something I didn't know as a baby author: You have to know how to describe the sound of your character's voice when you're getting an audiobook made.
I guess so you can really bring those voices in your head to life 😜
I guess so you can really bring those voices in your head to life 😜
May 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Something I didn't know as a baby author: You have to know how to describe the sound of your character's voice when you're getting an audiobook made.
I guess so you can really bring those voices in your head to life 😜
I guess so you can really bring those voices in your head to life 😜
Someone take these glutino animal crackers away from me 😩
April 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Someone take these glutino animal crackers away from me 😩
Unexpectedly Ever After has been released into the wild. Go forth, book child, and thrive.
On to the next 😌
On to the next 😌
April 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Unexpectedly Ever After has been released into the wild. Go forth, book child, and thrive.
On to the next 😌
On to the next 😌
Phew. All 947639632 things on my book release to-do list are officially done.
April 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Phew. All 947639632 things on my book release to-do list are officially done.
The dedication for my new book is a whole mood:
April 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The dedication for my new book is a whole mood:
Just when I think I'm making progress... Life.
January 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Just when I think I'm making progress... Life.
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It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
Reposted by Heather Ashley
it feels so unfair when a salad gives you an upset stomach. like c'mon it wasn't even that fun to eat
January 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
it feels so unfair when a salad gives you an upset stomach. like c'mon it wasn't even that fun to eat
My brain is the real life version of that meme with the guy holding hands with his girlfriend and checking out another girl, only with plot ideas.
January 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My brain is the real life version of that meme with the guy holding hands with his girlfriend and checking out another girl, only with plot ideas.
First person POV >>>> Third person POV
January 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
First person POV >>>> Third person POV
People think the hardest part of writing a book is the writing. :cries in editing:
January 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
People think the hardest part of writing a book is the writing. :cries in editing:
You know that scene in Knocked Up with Paul Rudd and the chairs in Vegas? That's me with the books I'm writing.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with the words " i have to go to this other chair "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with the words " i have to go to this other chair "
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January 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You know that scene in Knocked Up with Paul Rudd and the chairs in Vegas? That's me with the books I'm writing.
Some people are mood readers. I'm a mood writer. I wake up and say, "Which project has the right energy for today?" That's probably why I have 13 active WIPs.
January 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Some people are mood readers. I'm a mood writer. I wake up and say, "Which project has the right energy for today?" That's probably why I have 13 active WIPs.
The most exhausting thing about being an adult? Having to figure out what to feed yourself 3 times a day.
January 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The most exhausting thing about being an adult? Having to figure out what to feed yourself 3 times a day.
I was randomly thinking up hobbit stripper names the other day. "Now dancing on the main stage, Misty Mountains!"
January 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I was randomly thinking up hobbit stripper names the other day. "Now dancing on the main stage, Misty Mountains!"
I didn't ask Santa for a Christmas migraine but here we are
December 25, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I didn't ask Santa for a Christmas migraine but here we are
Why do online stores not offer gift wrapping for an extra fee? I'd happily pay whatever to not throw my back out for the next six weeks on something that'll be ripped apart in two seconds.
December 24, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Why do online stores not offer gift wrapping for an extra fee? I'd happily pay whatever to not throw my back out for the next six weeks on something that'll be ripped apart in two seconds.
Wrote this into my latest book and when I saw it was one of the popular highlights lol
December 23, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Wrote this into my latest book and when I saw it was one of the popular highlights lol
Floating the idea of writing a dark prison romance next, starring no one and inspired by nothing 🤐. The hero will, of course, get his HEA.
December 23, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Floating the idea of writing a dark prison romance next, starring no one and inspired by nothing 🤐. The hero will, of course, get his HEA.
Released a new book yesterday and it's already on the pirate sites. That's gotta be a sign I've made it.
December 22, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Released a new book yesterday and it's already on the pirate sites. That's gotta be a sign I've made it.
The fact I'm still frantically scrambling to finish writing this dark Christmas romance is really keeping that holiday stress at peak levels.
December 11, 2024 at 3:14 PM
The fact I'm still frantically scrambling to finish writing this dark Christmas romance is really keeping that holiday stress at peak levels.
There's something about listening to alien smut on audio that just hits different.
December 11, 2024 at 3:12 PM
There's something about listening to alien smut on audio that just hits different.