The only thing keeping my sanity intact right now is that i’m wearing my best perfume and it smells really nice.
September 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The only thing keeping my sanity intact right now is that i’m wearing my best perfume and it smells really nice.
Apparently you have to jump in front of the CTA buses at the bus stop to get them to actually stop the bus and let you on? Really weird
September 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Apparently you have to jump in front of the CTA buses at the bus stop to get them to actually stop the bus and let you on? Really weird
I think I may have become snooty about two-step since moving here
August 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think I may have become snooty about two-step since moving here
How can you be a “housewife” but your house is messy as hell ???? What do you do??????
August 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
How can you be a “housewife” but your house is messy as hell ???? What do you do??????
I’m not “one of the girls” because I’m “AFAB”… I’m one of the girls because I’m “A FAG”
August 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m not “one of the girls” because I’m “AFAB”… I’m one of the girls because I’m “A FAG”
It really is a small, gay world here in Chicago!
August 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It really is a small, gay world here in Chicago!
Not masking in grocery stores and on public transit is gross. But not masking in a DOCTOR’S OFFICE is dumb as hell. Especially when you work here… you’re interacting with sick people everyday. You don’t want to protect yourself??
August 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Not masking in grocery stores and on public transit is gross. But not masking in a DOCTOR’S OFFICE is dumb as hell. Especially when you work here… you’re interacting with sick people everyday. You don’t want to protect yourself??
I was introduced to a woman yesterday who, within 1 minute of meeting me, told me she thought SJP has a very punchable face and she would love to punch her in the face given the opportunity.
???!?!!!!??????!!?!!!???
???!?!!!!??????!!?!!!???
August 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I was introduced to a woman yesterday who, within 1 minute of meeting me, told me she thought SJP has a very punchable face and she would love to punch her in the face given the opportunity.
???!?!!!!??????!!?!!!???
???!?!!!!??????!!?!!!???
How come when I tell another gay guy that my boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years they say “wow that’s a long time!” 🤨???
July 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How come when I tell another gay guy that my boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years they say “wow that’s a long time!” 🤨???
ARMPIT SEX IN THE CITY. WE WON
July 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ARMPIT SEX IN THE CITY. WE WON
The perfect album does exist and it’s called Sidelong
July 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The perfect album does exist and it’s called Sidelong
My sister putting me and our mom in a group chat to just say “[our aunt] is a cunt” and then offering no explanation or reply after we both ask what happened 😭
June 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My sister putting me and our mom in a group chat to just say “[our aunt] is a cunt” and then offering no explanation or reply after we both ask what happened 😭
Crying on my last visit with my HRT provider in Texas 🥲 my doctor has been with me since my first T shot 3.5 years ago. She is so affirming and thoughtful, always listens, and want to help me achieve any transition goal I have. Acne management, minoxidil pills, prep/doxy. It’s so much more than HRT
June 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Crying on my last visit with my HRT provider in Texas 🥲 my doctor has been with me since my first T shot 3.5 years ago. She is so affirming and thoughtful, always listens, and want to help me achieve any transition goal I have. Acne management, minoxidil pills, prep/doxy. It’s so much more than HRT
If you want to ask if someone is trans without being gauche, just ask them if they’re planning to move to Chicago this year
June 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you want to ask if someone is trans without being gauche, just ask them if they’re planning to move to Chicago this year
I’m addicted to calling Whataburger “Water Burger”
June 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m addicted to calling Whataburger “Water Burger”
I know everyone is hating on AJLT but I seriously love it so much. I’m rewatching the S3EP1 because waiting for episode 2 is torture
June 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know everyone is hating on AJLT but I seriously love it so much. I’m rewatching the S3EP1 because waiting for episode 2 is torture
I don’t really get the hype for Anora as a movie. It’s better as a PSA for SWers to not get involved with clients I guess. I liked when Mikey Madison said “faggot” multiple times and I think the henchmen were funny
May 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I don’t really get the hype for Anora as a movie. It’s better as a PSA for SWers to not get involved with clients I guess. I liked when Mikey Madison said “faggot” multiple times and I think the henchmen were funny
My happy place takes place a month and a half in the future, laying on a Chicago beach with my bestie, covered in sand, blasting Gaga, Charli, and Kesha from a speaker 🏖️
May 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My happy place takes place a month and a half in the future, laying on a Chicago beach with my bestie, covered in sand, blasting Gaga, Charli, and Kesha from a speaker 🏖️
I am the worst person on Earth
May 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I am the worst person on Earth
Are you going to offer a lubeution for my lubeuation? Or are you just wasting my time?
May 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Are you going to offer a lubeution for my lubeuation? Or are you just wasting my time?
I’ve been having nightmares literally every night for over a week and I still crawl into bed and go to sleep every night, I’m so brave…. But seriously can we be done with these? I have no idea what’s causing them. Am I a bad person???
May 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I’ve been having nightmares literally every night for over a week and I still crawl into bed and go to sleep every night, I’m so brave…. But seriously can we be done with these? I have no idea what’s causing them. Am I a bad person???
Why is everyone talking about JK Rowling ? Did she die??
April 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Why is everyone talking about JK Rowling ? Did she die??
Today I learned Lowe’s has “veterans only parking”… how do they prove that?? The bumper stickers?
March 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Today I learned Lowe’s has “veterans only parking”… how do they prove that?? The bumper stickers?
Ulta just played a version of American Boy but without any of Kanye’s parts 😭 I had no idea that existed
March 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ulta just played a version of American Boy but without any of Kanye’s parts 😭 I had no idea that existed
Damn. The transgender zionist in congress won’t save us?! Color me shocked 😯
The people who went with “Sarah McBride will actively collaborate with the destruction of transgender rights” turned out to be right.
Incredible that this is our first representation in congress.
Incredible that this is our first representation in congress.
March 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Damn. The transgender zionist in congress won’t save us?! Color me shocked 😯