cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

I see you have tried [---]

But

Have you tried being a dragon?

Specifically a mechanical one?

That may help with your issue.

if you like that one so much here is another really old Funny Fideo

[2018] - #alloart

*removing the NPU from my work computer and eating it*

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

*oozes a sticky black secretion that doesn't wash off with soap into your in-box*

"D̷̨̢̲̥̦̯͔̜̹̱̘̝̣͙̙͎̜̫̠̣͛̈́͜͝͠ͅͅ ̵̡̡̡̨͎͕̰̻͚̠̺̠͔̦̖͚̹̙̳͈͓͍̳̩̝̞̪̤̥̹̜̗̦͎̙̤̞̱̘̄̈́͑̄̽̓̽͌̑͛̔͋̈́͠͠͝͝͝Ơ̵̳̄̃͛͊̿̈́̏̌̂̑̀̓̽̽́̃̊̋̓͑͒͒̊͒̏́͌̕͠ ̷̨̺̭̣̖̟̭̮̖̦̦̫̰͉̣̘̰̥͖̬̞̣͔̣̠̝͍̫͚̐̌̓̃͆͑̈́̓̿̕͜ͅC̵͈̄́̄̎̇̀̽̓͌̊̚̕ ̶̰̺͚̻͈͔͖̮͎͔̩͔̲̥̝͎̘̠̜͕͉͖͛̂̓͌̕͝͝Ū̷̧̢̨̢̝̥̰͇͚̤͚̰̠̱͉͙̟̥̤̹̠̲̥̰͇̲̘̿̈́̐́̈̄̏͌̈́̇̌͂̏͂̈́͗̈́͘͝ͅ ̶̛̛̜̰̼͖̳̜̳̀͂̒̀͋̔̌͂̓͌͋͛͘͠͠͝͠Ḿ̵̞̝̑̓́͒̀͛̏̍̔̑̀̀̄̓͋̇̇̈́̌́͂̔͘͠ ̶̡̨̧̢̧̬̰̱͙̙̫͎̟̞͔͔̺̙̹͚̪̰̺̟̻̂́̐̒͘͝ͅͅE̷̛̼͇̥͇͊̈̽́̔̔́̍̎̅̎̐̊͆͊̎̈̈̈̕̕͝ ̶̡̢̧̧̡̘͔̼̦͓̱̮̲̰̤̘̠̻̙̗͔̫̱̠͚̩̭̰̙̯͎̅̈́̍̌͆͆̓͆̉̈̐͂̂̐̄̔̐̈́̈́͂̒͐́́͒́͛̈͝͝͝Ǹ̷̬͙̫̞̓̎̏̾́͌́̓̋̅̾̅̐̀̌̃̔̅͋̓̾͋͂͐͂̅͒̉̈ ̵̨̢̧̧̼̦̣̥͓̰̜̼̲̺͈̪̘̺̤͎̣̙͓̟̪͖̲͓̳̭̜̝͎̘̺̈̿̈́̔̈́̔̇̍̓͐͒̈́̂̈̋͆̓̃̍̎̈́́̿̀́̚̕͠Ţ̵̥͈̮̙̻͍͓̯̰͈͓͂̇̉͗͂̒̇̌̾͑͛͆̇̿̒̃̕̕͘̚͘͜ͅ ̴̡̨̡̧͙̘̠̼̻͕̻̜̱̙͙̯̻̝̜̫̫͓̘̱̞͙̫͎͋̚͜Ş̷̧̬̪̜̬̯̺̼̯͕͈̹͔̮̼͖̘͍̼͆́̈́͋̈͒̌͂̉͠"

Get shoes and the Air Fryer to store them in

The weather forecast for the rest of the week is Ohio.

Eraserhead baby labubu

The worst game on VRChat looms...

I'm making the worst game on VRChat.

Any time someone brings up Code Lyoko the conversation IMMEDIATELY devolves into how huge their foreheads are & words lose all meaning

Reddit Feedcomber: "There is a post about 'teledildonics' in r/manualtransmissions"

Me: Seems like more of an automatic thing to me but ok

“Player (Andrew Cuomo) just got Skibidized”

Andrew Cuomo should have to eat his campaign staffers as a condition of losing.

Neighbors be like:
“Hear ye, whence the clock striketh the top o’ the houre, a fel rowe most repugnant there shall be. It is such that my wife, a woman of ill-repute shouldth be guffawed at by ye passers-by and comparedth to thine garden implement”

I can finally share the full version of my BUG-OUT segment from my 2022 Funny Rave set

Track is «Rewind« by John Nieuwsma (bonezone/hell edit)

used emulated NTSC visuals for the text intro and prior, then real composite mixing with my Panasonic WJ-AVE5 mixer

ROCK ISLAND RAILROAD SPACE PROGRAM

dark savior, magazine screenshot, in development, sega saturn (1995) 'instead of using cleverly drawn backdrops to create the pseudo-3d effect, polygons have been used to generate genuine 3d environments. and some impressive 3d monsters are set to appear in the game.' archive.org/details/Comp...

Getting re-wrapped, nailpolish finger emoji.png

The impossible has happened

Literally this close