Haaazzzl
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When you're hitting the end of the chapter and you KNOW the music's about to drop #LiveALive
January 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
When you're hitting the end of the chapter and you KNOW the music's about to drop #LiveALive
@baldurk.bsky.social this isn't even part of the denuvo on final fantasy tactics, this is specifically to self destruct if it detects one of these or a debugger.
you've come so far!
you've come so far!
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@baldurk.bsky.social this isn't even part of the denuvo on final fantasy tactics, this is specifically to self destruct if it detects one of these or a debugger.
you've come so far!
you've come so far!
this is clearly yoda reviewing the game. i will not read more
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this is clearly yoda reviewing the game. i will not read more
Mitch McConnell is clearly farming the world record for most falls on the senate floor. I don't think he should be rewarded for this behavior, and he's clearly using some sort of post-death glitched state like a zombie hover when we all have to go glitchless any%.
October 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Mitch McConnell is clearly farming the world record for most falls on the senate floor. I don't think he should be rewarded for this behavior, and he's clearly using some sort of post-death glitched state like a zombie hover when we all have to go glitchless any%.
hey I'm broke as heck right now and facing a lot of bills that will pay off way more than that through debt relief, please help!
my venmo is @Hazel-Black-2
update: my cashapp is $doctorgoatmd and i apparently have a paypal link at www.paypal.com/paypalme/haz...
my venmo is @Hazel-Black-2
update: my cashapp is $doctorgoatmd and i apparently have a paypal link at www.paypal.com/paypalme/haz...
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October 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
hey I'm broke as heck right now and facing a lot of bills that will pay off way more than that through debt relief, please help!
my venmo is @Hazel-Black-2
update: my cashapp is $doctorgoatmd and i apparently have a paypal link at www.paypal.com/paypalme/haz...
my venmo is @Hazel-Black-2
update: my cashapp is $doctorgoatmd and i apparently have a paypal link at www.paypal.com/paypalme/haz...
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Technically I paid them dollars, as an investor, and I am a technical advisor. I'm not here for a paycheck.
October 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Technically I paid them dollars, as an investor, and I am a technical advisor. I'm not here for a paycheck.
Larry Niven is to stolen organs what the Silent Hill wiki admin was to foreskins,
He sank most of my goodwill in the Bush era doing an interview where he wanted immigrants to be taught that hospitals would steal their organs.
He sank most of my goodwill in the Bush era doing an interview where he wanted immigrants to be taught that hospitals would steal their organs.
September 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Larry Niven is to stolen organs what the Silent Hill wiki admin was to foreskins,
He sank most of my goodwill in the Bush era doing an interview where he wanted immigrants to be taught that hospitals would steal their organs.
He sank most of my goodwill in the Bush era doing an interview where he wanted immigrants to be taught that hospitals would steal their organs.
people could come up with fascinating theories on the shape of lucifer (biblical)'s ass and it'd be a better news cycle
September 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
people could come up with fascinating theories on the shape of lucifer (biblical)'s ass and it'd be a better news cycle
i will never come up with something as timeless and funny as the thought bubbles in the hippogriff followup in SotN
September 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i will never come up with something as timeless and funny as the thought bubbles in the hippogriff followup in SotN
charlie kirk's face is the only thing in the known universe an x-com operative would never have claimed they can hit. he looks like vegeta fucked the brown m&m and the worst of both genepools combined. there was a guy who was making one of the states 10% bigger on wiki when the got drunk and
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
charlie kirk's face is the only thing in the known universe an x-com operative would never have claimed they can hit. he looks like vegeta fucked the brown m&m and the worst of both genepools combined. there was a guy who was making one of the states 10% bigger on wiki when the got drunk and
Diving for good drawn porn now is like diving for the untainted, shielded pre-World War 2 steel for radiotherapy.
Gotta just set a max date on searches so the flood of horribly homogenized "AI" results don't get in
also it's for a project. i'm just reading the articles about the porn
Gotta just set a max date on searches so the flood of horribly homogenized "AI" results don't get in
also it's for a project. i'm just reading the articles about the porn
August 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Diving for good drawn porn now is like diving for the untainted, shielded pre-World War 2 steel for radiotherapy.
Gotta just set a max date on searches so the flood of horribly homogenized "AI" results don't get in
also it's for a project. i'm just reading the articles about the porn
Gotta just set a max date on searches so the flood of horribly homogenized "AI" results don't get in
also it's for a project. i'm just reading the articles about the porn
People. We can stop everything currently going on by manifesting a joke into reality.
We need to make the gorilla fight channel to make Trump lose interest in all current events.
We need to make the gorilla fight channel to make Trump lose interest in all current events.
June 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
People. We can stop everything currently going on by manifesting a joke into reality.
We need to make the gorilla fight channel to make Trump lose interest in all current events.
We need to make the gorilla fight channel to make Trump lose interest in all current events.
So, near.sh has been taken over by squatters. They're linked to "megaball" and I tagged the person (probably fake) who is the public face of it.
It's puppeting a corpse, and it's someone who fixed Stephen Hawkings' voice and changed emulation forever.
It's puppeting a corpse, and it's someone who fixed Stephen Hawkings' voice and changed emulation forever.
May 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So, near.sh has been taken over by squatters. They're linked to "megaball" and I tagged the person (probably fake) who is the public face of it.
It's puppeting a corpse, and it's someone who fixed Stephen Hawkings' voice and changed emulation forever.
It's puppeting a corpse, and it's someone who fixed Stephen Hawkings' voice and changed emulation forever.
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April 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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it is time to reject AI and LLMs and move back to Dr. Sbaitso, Smarterchild, and markov chains
April 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
it is time to reject AI and LLMs and move back to Dr. Sbaitso, Smarterchild, and markov chains
@snoozykazoo.com I saw a streamer play Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion again recently and it is still just a delight!
Did you ever see the manga RYOKO by Mitsuhashi Kaito? It got axed, but here's an onion from it:
Did you ever see the manga RYOKO by Mitsuhashi Kaito? It got axed, but here's an onion from it:
March 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
@snoozykazoo.com I saw a streamer play Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion again recently and it is still just a delight!
Did you ever see the manga RYOKO by Mitsuhashi Kaito? It got axed, but here's an onion from it:
Did you ever see the manga RYOKO by Mitsuhashi Kaito? It got axed, but here's an onion from it:
I hate the ideal of the convenient protest.
The type of situation where everything's planned out in a committee, the cops approve and will be on site, and there's no chance anyone being protested has a reason to even perceive the protest
sadly throwing a milkshake would probably lead to gunfire
The type of situation where everything's planned out in a committee, the cops approve and will be on site, and there's no chance anyone being protested has a reason to even perceive the protest
sadly throwing a milkshake would probably lead to gunfire
February 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I hate the ideal of the convenient protest.
The type of situation where everything's planned out in a committee, the cops approve and will be on site, and there's no chance anyone being protested has a reason to even perceive the protest
sadly throwing a milkshake would probably lead to gunfire
The type of situation where everything's planned out in a committee, the cops approve and will be on site, and there's no chance anyone being protested has a reason to even perceive the protest
sadly throwing a milkshake would probably lead to gunfire
in the situation we are currently in it would be nice if the secret service could just call some kind of do-over. for future governments of the world: you're gonna need an veto function with no consequence given to someone, somehow, in the event of... *gestures at everything* that happening
February 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
in the situation we are currently in it would be nice if the secret service could just call some kind of do-over. for future governments of the world: you're gonna need an veto function with no consequence given to someone, somehow, in the event of... *gestures at everything* that happening
We are living in the world's largest bystander effect.
February 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We are living in the world's largest bystander effect.
the bump musk and thief ran into did more of a job impeding the entire mess we're in than anyone in a position of power
February 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
the bump musk and thief ran into did more of a job impeding the entire mess we're in than anyone in a position of power
we have, as a society, forgotten how to throw rocks and yell
February 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
we have, as a society, forgotten how to throw rocks and yell
If someone is asking you to do something horrid whose only defense is the Nuremberg, fucking don't. you do not have to do bad things because of a bad person. sabotage, leak documents, do what you can to be a brake pedal/distraction. Do not be complicit. Do not let people die for egomaniacs.
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If someone is asking you to do something horrid whose only defense is the Nuremberg, fucking don't. you do not have to do bad things because of a bad person. sabotage, leak documents, do what you can to be a brake pedal/distraction. Do not be complicit. Do not let people die for egomaniacs.
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my mom sent me this pic with a real "This You???" vibe and damn she got my ass lol!!
December 11, 2024 at 12:32 AM
my mom sent me this pic with a real "This You???" vibe and damn she got my ass lol!!
I saw a Cybertruck in my city a couple of days ago and lmaoed.
This city is close enough to the ocean that there's no way it's going to last.
This city is close enough to the ocean that there's no way it's going to last.
January 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I saw a Cybertruck in my city a couple of days ago and lmaoed.
This city is close enough to the ocean that there's no way it's going to last.
This city is close enough to the ocean that there's no way it's going to last.
I just found out Voyager 1's power systems are going to be out of power within a decade. This thing has probably outlasted most of its inventors and is further from humanity than anything else has ever been. and it's been powered by the same orbs of material since 1970.
January 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I just found out Voyager 1's power systems are going to be out of power within a decade. This thing has probably outlasted most of its inventors and is further from humanity than anything else has ever been. and it's been powered by the same orbs of material since 1970.