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law school ruins lives
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a meme I made up
been thinking about the function of silence in law lately: the things you do not put on the page (because the answer is elsewhere, or because you want the chips to fall how they will)
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
the dawning realisation that I am a Terry Pratchett troll: I get cranky and stupid when I am too hot, and I don't even realise what's happening. I'd be a genius in the mountains etc.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter.

The Mangles
Ruin a band by changing one letter.

Take Shat.
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
the desire to climb back into bed right now at 9.35am on this Friday morning is very strong but if I can get through my meetings it will be LONG WEEKEND TIME, BABY
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
fell over the vacuum hose while doing a spin in my room, badly sprained both ankles, then exacerbated the injuries by walking downhill for 20 mins from my torts exam to work the next day
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
sometimes I reflect on my work and I think the three basic categories of regulatory offending are (1) that's dickhead behaviour (2) you're taking the piss and (3) look, we just can't be having that
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
sometimes you are just innocently having morning tea and you think "it'd be pretty fun to play as a farmer barbarian in dnd, backstory "I got a bit bored on the farm" and "thought it'd be fun to do a bit of adventuring""
December 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this judge is so mad
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
these cherries I am eating right now were $43/kg at the supermarket but they're so fucken good
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I am going to copy a friend without checking in with her first about the premise of the thing and do a music advent calendar, which I take to mean 1 song a day by artists beginning with each letter of the alphabet
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
put my name down on the fannish love meme, not that I have really lived a public fannish life for quite some time now... gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
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November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
my controversial pie take is that my favourite way to eat them is to crack the top off, eat the filling with a fork (dipping my chicken salt chips in the gravy as I do so), then eat the pastry in teared-off strips.
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
apparently my mother knew I would be a lawyer when I, aged 14 months, argued with her about my first pair of togs. I did not in fact get my degree until I was 32, having spent almost a decade working as a legal secretary.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
my only commentary on whatever the death threat ban/suspension thing is that it is obviously a strict liability offence on account of the mods don't know what your state of mind was when you decided to riff off the Beatles or whatever
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ten thirty on a friday night and am thinking about henry thring's "bills are made to pass as razors are made to sell" again. probably my favourite of all the niche legislative development aphorisms. (I do not know of any others.)
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
so three years ago we bowled our old cottage held together by asbestos, borer, and duct tape, and build a modern 2-storey house with advanced features like insulation, double-glazing, piles, floor joists, and consistently working plumbing.
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
oh fuck #eqnz
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I am happy for my baseball-watching friends who have had a good time and/or a good time that has ended in a bad time
November 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I have been playing ridiculous hours of Starfield lately and turns out while the early game is not as satisfying as Fallout or Skyrim, by mid-game (I just hit level 30) I'm actually feeling more compelled to learn the secrets of the galaxy etc
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today I made a dice bag and 2 shoulder bags for various friends out of my scrap fabric stash and this was a wonderful way to spend a Saturday afternoon chatting to people and practicing sewing zips
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Revolver is a great album and Good Morning, Sunshine is a delight, this is my at best lukewarm take of the day
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
NZLII is a brilliant resource run on a shoestring budget (for example, it is to the best of my knowledge the only source online for legislation as it was published prior to 2007) and people can really take a hike
To the person who writes nasty messages to NZLII: fuck off.
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by hazel
To the person who writes nasty messages to NZLII: fuck off.
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM