Hazel
@hazelazureus.bsky.social
Sole Apostle of the Laughing Weaver.
Eyepatches are itchy. I'm a cajun scot with terminal cancer and multiple sclerosis. 35. He/Him, Poly, Bi, Married, ENM, Many Cats, Masters in Biology, retired nurse and Feline Sanctuary operator.
Eyepatches are itchy. I'm a cajun scot with terminal cancer and multiple sclerosis. 35. He/Him, Poly, Bi, Married, ENM, Many Cats, Masters in Biology, retired nurse and Feline Sanctuary operator.
is there some weird expectation that anything would actually change if it happened right now
do y'all actually think his cabinet would slink away and hide now that they have amassed borderline unassailable power
do y'all actually think his cabinet would slink away and hide now that they have amassed borderline unassailable power
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 AM
is there some weird expectation that anything would actually change if it happened right now
do y'all actually think his cabinet would slink away and hide now that they have amassed borderline unassailable power
do y'all actually think his cabinet would slink away and hide now that they have amassed borderline unassailable power
for my midnight snack i made a fresh batch of tzatziki and sliced cucumber, and seltzer water with lemon and salt over ice to drink
the fuck happened to me, i used to eat raw hotdogs with packets of ketchup from mcdonalds orders 10 years prior
the fuck happened to me, i used to eat raw hotdogs with packets of ketchup from mcdonalds orders 10 years prior
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
for my midnight snack i made a fresh batch of tzatziki and sliced cucumber, and seltzer water with lemon and salt over ice to drink
the fuck happened to me, i used to eat raw hotdogs with packets of ketchup from mcdonalds orders 10 years prior
the fuck happened to me, i used to eat raw hotdogs with packets of ketchup from mcdonalds orders 10 years prior
back on my rot3k bullshit i guess
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
back on my rot3k bullshit i guess
ohhh, my apples smell like red onion because I didn't rinse the cutting board
oh well
oh well
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
ohhh, my apples smell like red onion because I didn't rinse the cutting board
oh well
oh well
@nessguerrero.bsky.social i made white people tacos last night and repented with making semi-authentic(only had pork cheek fat instead of asiento) tlayudas this morning with the remaining meat
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
@nessguerrero.bsky.social i made white people tacos last night and repented with making semi-authentic(only had pork cheek fat instead of asiento) tlayudas this morning with the remaining meat
what's mr cool ice up to these days
January 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
what's mr cool ice up to these days
If anyone in the US ever believed, for even one second, that an agent of the state could not walk up and murder you on camera and get away with it, they were a foolish child living in a fantasy sold to them by the state.
We didn't become this; this is what we have always been.
We didn't become this; this is what we have always been.
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
If anyone in the US ever believed, for even one second, that an agent of the state could not walk up and murder you on camera and get away with it, they were a foolish child living in a fantasy sold to them by the state.
We didn't become this; this is what we have always been.
We didn't become this; this is what we have always been.
extreme manic episode sitting on top of my MS causing one of my legs to keep a different time signature than the rest of my body
January 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
extreme manic episode sitting on top of my MS causing one of my legs to keep a different time signature than the rest of my body
this package of ace bandage smells like chocolate in a way that kind of makes me feel queasy
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
this package of ace bandage smells like chocolate in a way that kind of makes me feel queasy
bro i make a spaghetti bolsonaro so good it'll send you to the hospital
December 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
bro i make a spaghetti bolsonaro so good it'll send you to the hospital
ginnungagap niflheim muspelheim ild is draber falder ymir jotun skaber aser
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
ginnungagap niflheim muspelheim ild is draber falder ymir jotun skaber aser
i don't think rem sleep is actually that important if anything i'm only more powerful now than i was however many days ago it was last time i got any
oh shit i missed christmas
oh shit i missed christmas
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i don't think rem sleep is actually that important if anything i'm only more powerful now than i was however many days ago it was last time i got any
oh shit i missed christmas
oh shit i missed christmas
oh hey a new neurogenic pain-like-sensation hotspot under my right bicep that just fires off completely at random
see, and all this time I thought my CNS didn't get me anything for christmas
happy holidays you fucking witless bundle of electroconductive garbage
see, and all this time I thought my CNS didn't get me anything for christmas
happy holidays you fucking witless bundle of electroconductive garbage
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
oh hey a new neurogenic pain-like-sensation hotspot under my right bicep that just fires off completely at random
see, and all this time I thought my CNS didn't get me anything for christmas
happy holidays you fucking witless bundle of electroconductive garbage
see, and all this time I thought my CNS didn't get me anything for christmas
happy holidays you fucking witless bundle of electroconductive garbage
bro i literally just watched a falcon straight up hawk-pooah, shit on that thang a squirrel before then diving on it to kill it
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
bro i literally just watched a falcon straight up hawk-pooah, shit on that thang a squirrel before then diving on it to kill it
I've resolutions.
I assume you do, too, whomever is reading this.
Carry them out.
I assume you do, too, whomever is reading this.
Carry them out.
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I've resolutions.
I assume you do, too, whomever is reading this.
Carry them out.
I assume you do, too, whomever is reading this.
Carry them out.
doing cat punnet squares with my vet while eating hash rounds at 10 AM the day after christmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
doing cat punnet squares with my vet while eating hash rounds at 10 AM the day after christmas
tainted grail really said "what if skyrim but by level 7 you could have a cadre of 5 wolves while also still being a sneaky archer because your infinite duration wolves are undetectable by mortal eyes"
and i think that's a beat we can all jive to
and i think that's a beat we can all jive to
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
tainted grail really said "what if skyrim but by level 7 you could have a cadre of 5 wolves while also still being a sneaky archer because your infinite duration wolves are undetectable by mortal eyes"
and i think that's a beat we can all jive to
and i think that's a beat we can all jive to
oh it's a holiday
wait what the fuck do you mean it's not november still
wait what the fuck do you mean it's not november still
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
oh it's a holiday
wait what the fuck do you mean it's not november still
wait what the fuck do you mean it's not november still
teeth, sure, but what if teethn't
December 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
teeth, sure, but what if teethn't
half a pound of air fried tater tots with very painstakingly crafted Raising Cane's sauce(I'm about 2,000km from the nearest RC but I can make flavor I've tasted) at 4 AM call it boy dinner
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
half a pound of air fried tater tots with very painstakingly crafted Raising Cane's sauce(I'm about 2,000km from the nearest RC but I can make flavor I've tasted) at 4 AM call it boy dinner
my carpal tunnel brace frayed and no longer holds tension so until I can get a new one I fabricated one out of some strips of fabric from an unused pillowcase
it has first order stormtroopers on it
yes I know I should keep ace bandage on hand but I always think I have it when I don't
it has first order stormtroopers on it
yes I know I should keep ace bandage on hand but I always think I have it when I don't
December 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
my carpal tunnel brace frayed and no longer holds tension so until I can get a new one I fabricated one out of some strips of fabric from an unused pillowcase
it has first order stormtroopers on it
yes I know I should keep ace bandage on hand but I always think I have it when I don't
it has first order stormtroopers on it
yes I know I should keep ace bandage on hand but I always think I have it when I don't
ohhhh so the reason I stopped seeing anyone talking about tennessee's election is because behn lost
oh well, on to the next
oh well, on to the next
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ohhhh so the reason I stopped seeing anyone talking about tennessee's election is because behn lost
oh well, on to the next
oh well, on to the next
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/rXM6_... you've probably already seen this but if not it's fun and might help motivate you
I taught an octopus piano (it took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/rXM6_... you've probably already seen this but if not it's fun and might help motivate you