🦆 Dr. Reginald Samson 🐌
@haybag3.bsky.social
26 - i sweat lavender oil -he/him-
Pinned
giving myself an honorary doctorate in kicking fuckin ass buddy hell yeah
what u know abt this white boy
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
what u know abt this white boy
I throw my hand sup in the air sometime ! 🙌
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I throw my hand sup in the air sometime ! 🙌
welcome to die asshole
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
welcome to die asshole
think this app is finally dead enough for me to start going absolutely dumb stupid on it
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
think this app is finally dead enough for me to start going absolutely dumb stupid on it
R.I.P. Shelley Duvall ❗️
July 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
R.I.P. Shelley Duvall ❗️
sometimes i’m sad but then i remember im built like Spider-Man 2099™️
July 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
sometimes i’m sad but then i remember im built like Spider-Man 2099™️
uhhhhhh lemme get the reuben
May 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
uhhhhhh lemme get the reuben
business idea: double-decker surfboard
April 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
business idea: double-decker surfboard
Jarvis i’m gonna roll the lambo truck, activate goPRO CAMERA IMMEDIATELY
April 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Jarvis i’m gonna roll the lambo truck, activate goPRO CAMERA IMMEDIATELY
They are brothers. Hope this helps! 🫶
April 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They are brothers. Hope this helps! 🫶
been manifesting a fortunate tiger life recently
March 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
been manifesting a fortunate tiger life recently
bro hold up the money callin
March 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
bro hold up the money callin
applying to top chef under the pseudonym “Chef Michael Wave”
March 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
applying to top chef under the pseudonym “Chef Michael Wave”
they should have a prime rib carvery @ da movie theatre
March 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
they should have a prime rib carvery @ da movie theatre
wait. u tellin me this was China BEFORE communism??
March 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
wait. u tellin me this was China BEFORE communism??
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can’t believe adrien brody said “bomboclaat” in his oscar speech
March 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
can’t believe adrien brody said “bomboclaat” in his oscar speech
erm ☝️ uno cerveza por
favor grassy ass
favor grassy ass
March 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
erm ☝️ uno cerveza por
favor grassy ass
favor grassy ass
taking shots of eucalyptus oil so my insides r clean as a whistle :)
March 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
taking shots of eucalyptus oil so my insides r clean as a whistle :)
Biked 2 da skatepark & got to skate for like 3 hours today i am free of winter’s evil
February 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Biked 2 da skatepark & got to skate for like 3 hours today i am free of winter’s evil
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Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!?
Chicken Boy!
Chicken Boy!
February 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!?
Chicken Boy!
Chicken Boy!
missionary with Mr. Clean gotta be weird as fuck you’d see urself in the forehead-reflection the whole time
February 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
missionary with Mr. Clean gotta be weird as fuck you’d see urself in the forehead-reflection the whole time
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godamb i can't wait to kill the ninja turtles
February 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
godamb i can't wait to kill the ninja turtles
u got games on ur phone
February 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
u got games on ur phone
darling.. not now…… i’m busy
February 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
darling.. not now…… i’m busy