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H.A. Stephan
@haxstephan.bsky.social
Scifi/fantasy junkie, marching band nerd, often sassy. 😎
"When myth is detached from ecclesial authority and sacramental life, it tends to generate sects rather than saints. Private cosmologies become alternative catechisms."
open.substack.com/pub/hastepha...
The Genesis 6 Conspiracy as Myth
Gary Wayne's Unintentional Secondary World
open.substack.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I eat the Doritos with the chopstiks, too.
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Chiles is the GOAT of British tabloid slop.
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It’ll be Stonehenge, Teotihuacan or Saqsaywaman.

I bet it’s Stonehenge, or some other stone ruin in U.K. Easier to film there.
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The production design is great, but the writing and acting is so ham I laugh. A lot.

I don't think that was what the producers intended…
September 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Foundation, season 3. Thumbs up!
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It's nice and cloudy today in PDX. Had great walk, talked with the neighbors.

How's everyone doing?
September 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
✨The Punchline:

Catholic/Orthodox: Eschatology is free, nerdy, and liturgical.

Protestant doom media: Eschatology is $29.95 (+S&H), sweaty, and consumable.
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The lighter reveal at the end of the episode was funnier…
August 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by H.A. Stephan
Western decline began when we stopped putting holographic stickers on things
August 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Chucks are an invasive species, I’m sure of it.
August 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Asking GPT questions about LDS and this zinger hits…

"a uniquely American Gnostic religion"

LeGasp!
August 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
H.L. kicks the dragon in the throat, again… Must watch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvR...
The Absolute Degeneracy of Modern Writing
YouTube video by The Second Story
www.youtube.com
August 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Such a dangerous creature. (And dangerously cute…)
August 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Guys. I don't know who Jenna Ortega is. I'll be under my rock if you wanna chat about something/anything else.
August 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It’s 4,000 words, and it feels too short.
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Try the 80s clone, too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LT...
Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CoreyHartVEVO
www.youtube.com
July 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
WTF is "high" finance? No one knows the answer…
July 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
To my Canadian friends: WTF does 'Elbows Up' mean?
July 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Drink, Drank, Drunk
June 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Give Talk Talk’s "Laughing Stock" a try.
June 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Climb, Clomb, Clumb.
June 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's all Lester's fault. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BBr...
This is Why We Never Got Another Lord of the Rings
YouTube video by The Second Story
www.youtube.com
June 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I cook bacon… wrong. So say the wise.
June 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I wonder how many of those ratty profiles are real people, or if they are real people how many actually take walks in the sunshine.
February 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM