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I do my best proofreading AFTER I have already posted something. @support.bsky.team, is there an "edit post" feature in the works in a future update? 🤔
I need this.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I need this.
#TodaysSongoftheDay
Taylor Swift - "Elizabeth Taylor"
#TaylorSwift #ElizabethTaylor #theLifeofaShowgirl #Tidal
Taylor Swift - "Elizabeth Taylor"
#TaylorSwift #ElizabethTaylor #theLifeofaShowgirl #Tidal
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
#TodaysSongoftheDay
Taylor Swift - "Elizabeth Taylor"
#TaylorSwift #ElizabethTaylor #theLifeofaShowgirl #Tidal
Taylor Swift - "Elizabeth Taylor"
#TaylorSwift #ElizabethTaylor #theLifeofaShowgirl #Tidal
🎼🎵🎶🎙️Be my NY when Hollywood hates me
You're only as hot as your last hit, baby🎙️🎶🎵🎼
I woke up with Taylor Swift 's "Elizabeth Taylor" in my head, so it's only fitting that you should have it in your head, too. You're welcome.
You're only as hot as your last hit, baby🎙️🎶🎵🎼
I woke up with Taylor Swift 's "Elizabeth Taylor" in my head, so it's only fitting that you should have it in your head, too. You're welcome.
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
🎼🎵🎶🎙️Be my NY when Hollywood hates me
You're only as hot as your last hit, baby🎙️🎶🎵🎼
I woke up with Taylor Swift 's "Elizabeth Taylor" in my head, so it's only fitting that you should have it in your head, too. You're welcome.
You're only as hot as your last hit, baby🎙️🎶🎵🎼
I woke up with Taylor Swift 's "Elizabeth Taylor" in my head, so it's only fitting that you should have it in your head, too. You're welcome.
If you have to ask, then your answer is immediately yes. 🖕🖕🖕🖕 Trump
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If you have to ask, then your answer is immediately yes. 🖕🖕🖕🖕 Trump
I don't mean to brag, but......I haven't been to a gym all year.
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don't mean to brag, but......I haven't been to a gym all year.
Someone wants to burrito in a blanket. #LilyBWiggles (She got one after this picture was taken.)
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Someone wants to burrito in a blanket. #LilyBWiggles (She got one after this picture was taken.)
I want a dual-controller electric blanket, so we decided to check out Kohls this evening. While we were passing Sephora inside Kohls, you guessed it......#MariahCarey #ChristmasBabyPleaseComeHome was playing. It's like no matter where we go, we always hear something from her this year. 🤣
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I want a dual-controller electric blanket, so we decided to check out Kohls this evening. While we were passing Sephora inside Kohls, you guessed it......#MariahCarey #ChristmasBabyPleaseComeHome was playing. It's like no matter where we go, we always hear something from her this year. 🤣
Paul Hollywood in a kilt......yes please.
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Paul Hollywood in a kilt......yes please.
Decided to stop using Facer watch faces for my watch. I don't like how it lags. Then again, my watch is also four years old, but that is beside the point. 😏
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Decided to stop using Facer watch faces for my watch. I don't like how it lags. Then again, my watch is also four years old, but that is beside the point. 😏
How is it Monday morning already?
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
How is it Monday morning already?
@book-bear.bsky.social made #BlueberryOatBars today, similar to the ones you used to be able to get at @starbucks. I think the next time he makes these, he needs to add cranberry. 🤤
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@book-bear.bsky.social made #BlueberryOatBars today, similar to the ones you used to be able to get at @starbucks. I think the next time he makes these, he needs to add cranberry. 🤤
I think I want Thai food for dinner......but I also don't feel like going out and driving in the cold. Maybe I'll just stay home tonight. The struggle is real.
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I think I want Thai food for dinner......but I also don't feel like going out and driving in the cold. Maybe I'll just stay home tonight. The struggle is real.
Unpopular opinion: I like eggnog without the alcohol.
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Unpopular opinion: I like eggnog without the alcohol.
I forgot to post this yesterday. We were at #meijerstores on Tittabawassee Rd when it happened......yep.....another #MariahCarey Christmas song playing: #ChristmasTimeIsInTheAirAgain #ChristmasTraditions @book-bear.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I forgot to post this yesterday. We were at #meijerstores on Tittabawassee Rd when it happened......yep.....another #MariahCarey Christmas song playing: #ChristmasTimeIsInTheAirAgain #ChristmasTraditions @book-bear.bsky.social
The work day will not end. Oy vey.
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The work day will not end. Oy vey.
Before, after, and total amount. That was a lot of snow. My battery-powered snowblower did great though. #ImOvertheSnow #WhenIsSpringComing
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Before, after, and total amount. That was a lot of snow. My battery-powered snowblower did great though. #ImOvertheSnow #WhenIsSpringComing
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
@johnathan-a-zemlik.bsky.social Thanks for the follow, handsome. 🫂
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
@johnathan-a-zemlik.bsky.social Thanks for the follow, handsome. 🫂
Just spent the entire morning listening to Taylor Swift's "the Life of a Showgirl" on repeat. I think I am finally ready to listen to something else now. Maybe. Maybe I need to listen to it one more time today.
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just spent the entire morning listening to Taylor Swift's "the Life of a Showgirl" on repeat. I think I am finally ready to listen to something else now. Maybe. Maybe I need to listen to it one more time today.
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Well, I did it. I deleted my Snapchat account. Go me.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Well, I did it. I deleted my Snapchat account. Go me.
I forgot to post this earlier. One of our friends invited us to brunch today, and what did I hear as we were about to eat? Yep. Someone was playing #MariahCarey #AllIWantForChristmasIsYou on their mobile phone, loudly, because reasons. 🤷♂️ #ChristmasTraditions Tagging @book-bear.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I forgot to post this earlier. One of our friends invited us to brunch today, and what did I hear as we were about to eat? Yep. Someone was playing #MariahCarey #AllIWantForChristmasIsYou on their mobile phone, loudly, because reasons. 🤷♂️ #ChristmasTraditions Tagging @book-bear.bsky.social
I just spent the last 30 minutes looking for my new Loop Earplugs. Where were they? At my desk, in the boxes they came in. (I bought two sets: one for mowing the yard and one for noisy restaurants and the like.). Oy vey. 🙄🙄
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I just spent the last 30 minutes looking for my new Loop Earplugs. Where were they? At my desk, in the boxes they came in. (I bought two sets: one for mowing the yard and one for noisy restaurants and the like.). Oy vey. 🙄🙄
First day back at work after being on PTO for 11 glorious days (only five days counted as PTO though).....I'm thinking I should have taken more time off. I need another vacation. Maybe I'll take off two weeks at Thanksgiving next year. 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
First day back at work after being on PTO for 11 glorious days (only five days counted as PTO though).....I'm thinking I should have taken more time off. I need another vacation. Maybe I'll take off two weeks at Thanksgiving next year. 🤔
My meat thermometer bit the dust today after seven years. Time for a new one.
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My meat thermometer bit the dust today after seven years. Time for a new one.