tré.
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east coast elite™ | politics doer/policy knower |📍dc
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Me every time I buy something.
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Me every time I buy something.
basically I can know everything I need to know about another homo based on their opinion (or lack thereof) on these two
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
basically I can know everything I need to know about another homo based on their opinion (or lack thereof) on these two
a gay I know professionally just (stupidly) showed me his and his boyfriend’s third and he’s 1) not cute and 2) a republican
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
a gay I know professionally just (stupidly) showed me his and his boyfriend’s third and he’s 1) not cute and 2) a republican
good afternoon and GO BIRDS 🦅
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
good afternoon and GO BIRDS 🦅
two gays I know got married and instead of hyphenating or just not changing their names, they smushed their last names together to create an entirely new and wholly grotesque surname and I’ve never been rooting for them to overturn Obergefell harder
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
two gays I know got married and instead of hyphenating or just not changing their names, they smushed their last names together to create an entirely new and wholly grotesque surname and I’ve never been rooting for them to overturn Obergefell harder
happy all hallows’ my loves. 🖤
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
happy all hallows’ my loves. 🖤
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reviewing correspondence from last evening
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
reviewing correspondence from last evening
when the ‘boyfriend reveal’ is somebody who just got done telling me they aren’t seeing anyone on scruff…
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
when the ‘boyfriend reveal’ is somebody who just got done telling me they aren’t seeing anyone on scruff…
heard fate of ophelia at the homosexual bar last night and I must say, after [REDACTED] bourbon + sodas, that shit goes HARD
October 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
heard fate of ophelia at the homosexual bar last night and I must say, after [REDACTED] bourbon + sodas, that shit goes HARD
God I love being gay.
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
God I love being gay.
we welcome death’s sweet release
The Eagles fall to 4-2 after losing to the rival Giants in the Meadowlands.
React to the game at Inquirer.com/EaglesGameday.
React to the game at Inquirer.com/EaglesGameday.
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
we welcome death’s sweet release
I’m still not ready.
October 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m still not ready.
good morning and GO BIRDS
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
good morning and GO BIRDS
avoiding discourse. being glad. being grateful. 🖤
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
avoiding discourse. being glad. being grateful. 🖤
Homeless man told me to “break a leg, Nancy Kerrigan” as I was walking out of the Starbucks and i think I’m obsessed with him?
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Homeless man told me to “break a leg, Nancy Kerrigan” as I was walking out of the Starbucks and i think I’m obsessed with him?
I love being gay cuz you can just be like it’s my birthday show me your peepee and everyone will be like OK! 😌
September 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I love being gay cuz you can just be like it’s my birthday show me your peepee and everyone will be like OK! 😌
this little guy is eligible to run for president today. 🎈
September 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
this little guy is eligible to run for president today. 🎈
Let’s have that conversation.
September 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Let’s have that conversation.
One big green flag about me is that if you add me to your close friends imma gas you up every single fucking time I see that green circle cuz I know it’s a privilege to be there!
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
One big green flag about me is that if you add me to your close friends imma gas you up every single fucking time I see that green circle cuz I know it’s a privilege to be there!
Finally the tyranny of the Virgos has concluded.
WELCOME LIBRA SEASON.
WELCOME LIBRA SEASON.
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Finally the tyranny of the Virgos has concluded.
WELCOME LIBRA SEASON.
WELCOME LIBRA SEASON.
how bad do u want me?
September 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
how bad do u want me?
all I know is you heauxes better be glad I decided not to take French in high school and college because I’d be even MORE of a menace today
What’s an elective you wish you had taken back in the day?
One of my earnest regrets in life is that I didn’t take that AP Latin class in high school. I didn’t think I was smart enough, alas but now I know that I would’ve LOVED it.
Always bet of yourself, kids.
Always bet of yourself, kids.
September 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
all I know is you heauxes better be glad I decided not to take French in high school and college because I’d be even MORE of a menace today