Harvey Starter
@harveystarter.bsky.social
Insane idiot, borderline menace.
Why do they call it "execution-style" and not "donkey punching someone with a bullet?"
October 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Why do they call it "execution-style" and not "donkey punching someone with a bullet?"
Okay why does everyone complain about Sister Splinter? I'm not very good but I have no problems with her. Final Judge on the other hand can go to hell. #hollowkinghtsilksong
September 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Okay why does everyone complain about Sister Splinter? I'm not very good but I have no problems with her. Final Judge on the other hand can go to hell. #hollowkinghtsilksong
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July 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The upside of the fall of western civilization is that the White House is gonna make one hell of a Spirit Halloween.
July 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The upside of the fall of western civilization is that the White House is gonna make one hell of a Spirit Halloween.
Asked my coworker now that Gay Pride month is over, if this month was Gay Greed or Gay Gluttony.
Judging from her response it's Gay Wrath month.
Judging from her response it's Gay Wrath month.
July 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Asked my coworker now that Gay Pride month is over, if this month was Gay Greed or Gay Gluttony.
Judging from her response it's Gay Wrath month.
Judging from her response it's Gay Wrath month.
Uu m m m km n j butbacks
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June 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Uu m m m km n j butbacks
.I85 look
.I85 look
Apparently I'm playing a game this morning called "Don't step on the cats." From what I can gather, if the cats get me to step on them, they win.
June 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Apparently I'm playing a game this morning called "Don't step on the cats." From what I can gather, if the cats get me to step on them, they win.
I think it's bullshit that I have to work on Juneteenth. They should pay me double for reparations.
June 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think it's bullshit that I have to work on Juneteenth. They should pay me double for reparations.
Of course the first American Pope is named Bob.
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Of course the first American Pope is named Bob.
Hey RFK feel free to eat a bag of thorny dicks
April 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hey RFK feel free to eat a bag of thorny dicks
Never date a man who plays League of Legends, and never date a woman who plays the Sims. I will not be answering any questions at this time.
April 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Never date a man who plays League of Legends, and never date a woman who plays the Sims. I will not be answering any questions at this time.
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Ok but when did George Lopez start looking like the love child of Colonel Sanders and Karl Marx?
February 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ok but when did George Lopez start looking like the love child of Colonel Sanders and Karl Marx?
I guess Drake is currently performing around Australia. What do you call that, the Down Underage tour?
February 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I guess Drake is currently performing around Australia. What do you call that, the Down Underage tour?
So next time I go clothes shopping should I go for global warming or nuclear winter?
February 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
So next time I go clothes shopping should I go for global warming or nuclear winter?
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2 winners selected at 8pm PT tonight!
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2 winners selected at 8pm PT tonight!
January 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
REPOST for your chance to win a copy of Star Wars: Episode I: Jedi Power Battles for Nintendo Switch
Available now on Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox, and Steam: bit.ly/3Y1kpIb
2 winners selected at 8pm PT tonight!
Available now on Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox, and Steam: bit.ly/3Y1kpIb
2 winners selected at 8pm PT tonight!
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When ICE asks you something, you shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what ICE is asking you.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
January 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When ICE asks you something, you shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what ICE is asking you.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up.
ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves.
ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.
Trans rights. Simple as that. Fuck Trump.
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Trans rights. Simple as that. Fuck Trump.
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One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
January 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
So to show you how shitty Meta is, we as a people have decided we would rather learn Chinese than watch Instagram reels
January 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So to show you how shitty Meta is, we as a people have decided we would rather learn Chinese than watch Instagram reels
I think the worst thing about the TikTok ban is the Chinese spy who watches my videos and the FBI agent who tracks my browser history will never have a meet cute.
January 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I think the worst thing about the TikTok ban is the Chinese spy who watches my videos and the FBI agent who tracks my browser history will never have a meet cute.
I'm not saying we should be blowing up people. I'm just saying if we are going to I know about 70000 people we should start with.
January 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm not saying we should be blowing up people. I'm just saying if we are going to I know about 70000 people we should start with.
@poornh.bsky.social of all the notifications to get on Xmas eve gotta admit did not expect to see that the antichrist is following me lol
December 25, 2024 at 1:57 AM
@poornh.bsky.social of all the notifications to get on Xmas eve gotta admit did not expect to see that the antichrist is following me lol