Bangle Q. Bangle, List Checker Elf
@hartakefreesong.bsky.social
I follow adult entertainers and artists, be forewarned. Please stay safe, stay secure, and do not share personal information on the internet.
I was born before AOL by a healthy margin.
Religious/physical abuse survivor.
Chat me up! Now my chat works.
I was born before AOL by a healthy margin.
Religious/physical abuse survivor.
Chat me up! Now my chat works.
Pinned
In order to better understand my perspective, I feel like it might be useful to list some information about myself here, in a pinned post. it is, I hope, an unusual perspective--I would not wish the events that led to me forming it on anyone.
(OOC moment: I gotta find and reinstall my drawing tablet. I had to reinstall windows entirely after a bad computer bricking a while back, and I was just starting to use it before that happened. I wanna be a cool kid who posts cute OC art too...)
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
(OOC moment: I gotta find and reinstall my drawing tablet. I had to reinstall windows entirely after a bad computer bricking a while back, and I was just starting to use it before that happened. I wanna be a cool kid who posts cute OC art too...)
*stares up and blinks blearily from his mug of mulled apple cider*
--an' you know who I REALLY thin' desss---dessert---deserves m'r spect? M'rre respect? More d'gnity?
HOLIDAY DWARVES. They don' get into marketin', they don't get NOTHIN', but they work hard as us, mebbie harder!
--an' you know who I REALLY thin' desss---dessert---deserves m'r spect? M'rre respect? More d'gnity?
HOLIDAY DWARVES. They don' get into marketin', they don't get NOTHIN', but they work hard as us, mebbie harder!
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
*stares up and blinks blearily from his mug of mulled apple cider*
--an' you know who I REALLY thin' desss---dessert---deserves m'r spect? M'rre respect? More d'gnity?
HOLIDAY DWARVES. They don' get into marketin', they don't get NOTHIN', but they work hard as us, mebbie harder!
--an' you know who I REALLY thin' desss---dessert---deserves m'r spect? M'rre respect? More d'gnity?
HOLIDAY DWARVES. They don' get into marketin', they don't get NOTHIN', but they work hard as us, mebbie harder!
*gets out Elf Stepstool* So it's time for me to clear up s'm common misconceptions about us North Pole style elves that people have. I know, I know, this is against protocol! But I've always been a silly goose as far as elves go. First: Technically we don't work FOR the Big Man. Oh Kringle--
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*gets out Elf Stepstool* So it's time for me to clear up s'm common misconceptions about us North Pole style elves that people have. I know, I know, this is against protocol! But I've always been a silly goose as far as elves go. First: Technically we don't work FOR the Big Man. Oh Kringle--
Man, oh man, oh jeez. Too many people on the Naughty list this year. We're double, triple shifting, and none of us COMPLAIN, Nick knows--we do it for the Holiday Spirit--but it's getting hard when belief in miracles is a-dippin'.
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Man, oh man, oh jeez. Too many people on the Naughty list this year. We're double, triple shifting, and none of us COMPLAIN, Nick knows--we do it for the Holiday Spirit--but it's getting hard when belief in miracles is a-dippin'.
And it's not like I MIND being on reindeer nursury--Kringle knows, they get up to their Reindeer Games every winter Season, it's just not something I'm trained for!--Now if you ask me which kids were good enough for a new Video Game--and that's ANOTHER thing do you think the Clauses know DL CODES--
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
And it's not like I MIND being on reindeer nursury--Kringle knows, they get up to their Reindeer Games every winter Season, it's just not something I'm trained for!--Now if you ask me which kids were good enough for a new Video Game--and that's ANOTHER thing do you think the Clauses know DL CODES--
*Wasted on cocoa three foot elf sobbing noises*
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
*Wasted on cocoa three foot elf sobbing noises*
everyone out here drawing reindeer and santas and all I can think of to be is the exasperated logistics elf staring at clipboard and muttering festive words under his breath
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
everyone out here drawing reindeer and santas and all I can think of to be is the exasperated logistics elf staring at clipboard and muttering festive words under his breath
Recently made the mistake of doing a search for a show title here, hoping to see creative works from the fandom.
Jesus H. Zombie Christ, are people not aware they're allowed to like different things than other people any more?
Jesus H. Zombie Christ, are people not aware they're allowed to like different things than other people any more?
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Recently made the mistake of doing a search for a show title here, hoping to see creative works from the fandom.
Jesus H. Zombie Christ, are people not aware they're allowed to like different things than other people any more?
Jesus H. Zombie Christ, are people not aware they're allowed to like different things than other people any more?
In local news tonight: Shocking turn as thought police are gunned down in thought shootout, raid target at large, barricaded within own skull
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
In local news tonight: Shocking turn as thought police are gunned down in thought shootout, raid target at large, barricaded within own skull
I want to get my huion tablet to work, but all it ever says is "device not connected" in the manager window. girl i see the lights on, don't tell me no one's home.
--ran as admin
--installed drivers with it dced AND connected
--ran as admin
--installed drivers with it dced AND connected
September 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I want to get my huion tablet to work, but all it ever says is "device not connected" in the manager window. girl i see the lights on, don't tell me no one's home.
--ran as admin
--installed drivers with it dced AND connected
--ran as admin
--installed drivers with it dced AND connected
Someday, I will matter enough to other human beings for at least one of them to remember my birthday.
Not there yet.
But someday.
Not there yet.
But someday.
September 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Someday, I will matter enough to other human beings for at least one of them to remember my birthday.
Not there yet.
But someday.
Not there yet.
But someday.
One of my favorite things in all of media is when there's someone obviously there as a gag or a gaffe or something up to that point takes a second, the entire tone shifts, and they lock the FUCK IN.
August 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One of my favorite things in all of media is when there's someone obviously there as a gag or a gaffe or something up to that point takes a second, the entire tone shifts, and they lock the FUCK IN.
Once I get my replacement office chair I am gonna buckle down, learn to use my tablet, and draw porn and also un-porn things.
August 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Once I get my replacement office chair I am gonna buckle down, learn to use my tablet, and draw porn and also un-porn things.
my replacement office chair is more than a week late. It's enforced a lot of bed rest, which has helped heal my back, but kept me off of Bsky. ...I wonder if that's good?
August 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
my replacement office chair is more than a week late. It's enforced a lot of bed rest, which has helped heal my back, but kept me off of Bsky. ...I wonder if that's good?
The transitive property: If you call a TRANS person an IT they have the right to make you need an IV in the Emergency Room
TRANS IT IV E. It's not complicated
TRANS IT IV E. It's not complicated
August 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The transitive property: If you call a TRANS person an IT they have the right to make you need an IV in the Emergency Room
TRANS IT IV E. It's not complicated
TRANS IT IV E. It's not complicated
Went to lie down outta depression. Woke up. Read about the Itch Sitch. Got very, very pissed.
How can we actively dismantle Collective Shout and find out who's actually backing them, if they receive outside support?
How can we actively dismantle Collective Shout and find out who's actually backing them, if they receive outside support?
July 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Went to lie down outta depression. Woke up. Read about the Itch Sitch. Got very, very pissed.
How can we actively dismantle Collective Shout and find out who's actually backing them, if they receive outside support?
How can we actively dismantle Collective Shout and find out who's actually backing them, if they receive outside support?
I have a friend with obvious talent for voicework who constantly--habitually--feels the need to tiptoe and eggshell walk about all she posts and does. I want to encourage her without dragging her into that sort of thing by force--does anyone have any tips?
July 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I have a friend with obvious talent for voicework who constantly--habitually--feels the need to tiptoe and eggshell walk about all she posts and does. I want to encourage her without dragging her into that sort of thing by force--does anyone have any tips?
Are you a friend of Dorothy's?
June 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Are you a friend of Dorothy's?
Degrees are less valuable in the marketplace than they ever have been. Why are they so common?
...global warming.
...global warming.
June 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Degrees are less valuable in the marketplace than they ever have been. Why are they so common?
...global warming.
...global warming.
in future, ask self: am I genuinely doomed, or would a serving of cheese tortellini from the microwave make me feel better?
June 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
in future, ask self: am I genuinely doomed, or would a serving of cheese tortellini from the microwave make me feel better?
Had to do the "Replace all the cards in my missing wallet" dance this morning. This is gonna be a rough week.
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Had to do the "Replace all the cards in my missing wallet" dance this morning. This is gonna be a rough week.
Still can't believe it's been 11 years since Yacht Club Games released their first title and said Trans Knights
June 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Still can't believe it's been 11 years since Yacht Club Games released their first title and said Trans Knights
What if everybody just told them no?
like. everybody. all at once. every toady, every minion, every single person. like, it won't happen? but it's fun to think about.
like. everybody. all at once. every toady, every minion, every single person. like, it won't happen? but it's fun to think about.
June 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What if everybody just told them no?
like. everybody. all at once. every toady, every minion, every single person. like, it won't happen? but it's fun to think about.
like. everybody. all at once. every toady, every minion, every single person. like, it won't happen? but it's fun to think about.
I kinda wanna try creating digital art, even 'dirty' art, but that first awkward hurdle of "you're going to suck to start with" is a tough one.
May 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I kinda wanna try creating digital art, even 'dirty' art, but that first awkward hurdle of "you're going to suck to start with" is a tough one.