Garrett
@harerg.bsky.social
"You can be funny and kind or funny and cruel. The second one is easier, but the first one is worth it." 🖤
Predator: Killer of Killers blew my damn socks off! I heard so many great things but was worried it wouldn't live up to the hype.
I was a fool to ever doubt Dan Trachtenberg. 🙌🖤
I was a fool to ever doubt Dan Trachtenberg. 🙌🖤
June 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Predator: Killer of Killers blew my damn socks off! I heard so many great things but was worried it wouldn't live up to the hype.
I was a fool to ever doubt Dan Trachtenberg. 🙌🖤
I was a fool to ever doubt Dan Trachtenberg. 🙌🖤
An alternate Scream timeline where Casey (Drew Barrymore) kills Ghostface, develops a taste for murder, and then becomes Ghostface. 😱👻
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
An alternate Scream timeline where Casey (Drew Barrymore) kills Ghostface, develops a taste for murder, and then becomes Ghostface. 😱👻
Reposted by Garrett
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Moist" gets a lot of street-cred for being an extremely upsetting word, but can we take a moment to give "turgid" its flowers? 🥴
@websters.bsky.social
#theadventurezone #thezonecast
@websters.bsky.social
#theadventurezone #thezonecast
May 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Moist" gets a lot of street-cred for being an extremely upsetting word, but can we take a moment to give "turgid" its flowers? 🥴
@websters.bsky.social
#theadventurezone #thezonecast
@websters.bsky.social
#theadventurezone #thezonecast
Yeah, I'm a real fan- a real broke fan.
Randy Pitchford said that a "real fan" will find a way to pay $80 for a game.
I broke down how utterly unaffordable $80 is for at least 37 million people in the United States.
kotaku.com/borderlands-...
I broke down how utterly unaffordable $80 is for at least 37 million people in the United States.
kotaku.com/borderlands-...
Borderlands 4 Boss Says 'A Real Fan' Will Pay $80 For Games
Randy Pitchford's comments show a disturbing lack of understanding about poverty
kotaku.com
May 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Yeah, I'm a real fan- a real broke fan.
I just got a "thank you for applying" email from no-reply@companyname.com. I quickly read the notification when it popped up and thought it said
"No thank you for applying."
😭😂
"No thank you for applying."
😭😂
May 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I just got a "thank you for applying" email from no-reply@companyname.com. I quickly read the notification when it popped up and thought it said
"No thank you for applying."
😭😂
"No thank you for applying."
😭😂
"I think that if you want to join a biker club that you should have to ride in the sidecar for the first year to see if you like it before you get your first motorcycle."
- @travismcelroy.bsky.social
@themcelroyfamily.bsky.social #mbmbam
- @travismcelroy.bsky.social
@themcelroyfamily.bsky.social #mbmbam
May 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"I think that if you want to join a biker club that you should have to ride in the sidecar for the first year to see if you like it before you get your first motorcycle."
- @travismcelroy.bsky.social
@themcelroyfamily.bsky.social #mbmbam
- @travismcelroy.bsky.social
@themcelroyfamily.bsky.social #mbmbam
I thought we actually did have two pipes in our throat ("went down the wrong pipe") until I was like 22. 🙃
Folks, get in here. We’re admitting all the dumb wrong shit we believed until we were way too old.
Fun fact: until I was appreciably into my 20s, I thought they were called oncologists because they were always “on call.”
May 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I thought we actually did have two pipes in our throat ("went down the wrong pipe") until I was like 22. 🙃
Oof, watching a bunch of Celebrity Jeopardy and absolutely crushing it then switching back to normal Jeopardy is very humbling. 😮💨
May 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Oof, watching a bunch of Celebrity Jeopardy and absolutely crushing it then switching back to normal Jeopardy is very humbling. 😮💨
Disneyland has gtten wild...
May 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Disneyland has gtten wild...
Donald Trump doesn't care about American people.
April 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Donald Trump doesn't care about American people.
Hey y'all, I was hoping someone here could help. I'm having trouble thinking of an old-fashioned term for a bag with different things in it.
I remember it was beautiful old-fashioned term, but it completely escapes me now. 😔
I remember it was beautiful old-fashioned term, but it completely escapes me now. 😔
April 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hey y'all, I was hoping someone here could help. I'm having trouble thinking of an old-fashioned term for a bag with different things in it.
I remember it was beautiful old-fashioned term, but it completely escapes me now. 😔
I remember it was beautiful old-fashioned term, but it completely escapes me now. 😔
Elon pointing out all the other n*zi car manufacturers
March 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Elon pointing out all the other n*zi car manufacturers
How long until they let us have emojis on license plates?
March 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
How long until they let us have emojis on license plates?
All these reports of Elon Musk walking off and forgetting his son got it wrong.
He didn't forget about him; he just doesn't care about him.
He didn't forget about him; he just doesn't care about him.
February 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
All these reports of Elon Musk walking off and forgetting his son got it wrong.
He didn't forget about him; he just doesn't care about him.
He didn't forget about him; he just doesn't care about him.
Woke up early before work for the Elden Ring Nightreign network test, but matchmaking keeps failing, restarting the server and kicking me back to the title screen. 😩
So close, yet so far!
So close, yet so far!
February 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Woke up early before work for the Elden Ring Nightreign network test, but matchmaking keeps failing, restarting the server and kicking me back to the title screen. 😩
So close, yet so far!
So close, yet so far!
@azrww.bsky.social these turds were outside Chandler High School this morning, & we need positive, peaceful people to show up tomorrow morning at 6:30 AM with signs promoting love, inclusion, and acceptance.
We have to let them know that their hate will not be tolerated in our community.
We have to let them know that their hate will not be tolerated in our community.
February 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@azrww.bsky.social these turds were outside Chandler High School this morning, & we need positive, peaceful people to show up tomorrow morning at 6:30 AM with signs promoting love, inclusion, and acceptance.
We have to let them know that their hate will not be tolerated in our community.
We have to let them know that their hate will not be tolerated in our community.
The most blatant lie Facebook ever told.
February 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The most blatant lie Facebook ever told.
Dear all social media platforms/tech companies,
I assure you that if I ever click your AI button, it was accidental.
I assure you that if I ever click your AI button, it was accidental.
February 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Dear all social media platforms/tech companies,
I assure you that if I ever click your AI button, it was accidental.
I assure you that if I ever click your AI button, it was accidental.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Recent unsealed government files by the Trump administration have lead to a major breakthrough in the assassination of John F Kennedy.
It turns out, it was DEI all along. Tragic. 😔
Recent unsealed government files by the Trump administration have lead to a major breakthrough in the assassination of John F Kennedy.
It turns out, it was DEI all along. Tragic. 😔
February 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Recent unsealed government files by the Trump administration have lead to a major breakthrough in the assassination of John F Kennedy.
It turns out, it was DEI all along. Tragic. 😔
Recent unsealed government files by the Trump administration have lead to a major breakthrough in the assassination of John F Kennedy.
It turns out, it was DEI all along. Tragic. 😔
I saw the license plate "I4GOTU", and like... you very obviously didn't 👀
February 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I saw the license plate "I4GOTU", and like... you very obviously didn't 👀
Capital G is the absolute worst cursive letter. Who's responsible for that abomination?
February 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Capital G is the absolute worst cursive letter. Who's responsible for that abomination?
Finally watching Will & Harper, and it's beautiful and hilarious.
February 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Finally watching Will & Harper, and it's beautiful and hilarious.