Hardik, from a safe distance
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A southpaw. 41 years old, since 1984.
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My low self-esteem is lower than your low self-esteem
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“i believe to what you are referring is a catapult, not a trebuchet” i say, sounding very cool and not at all like a loser nerd
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“i believe to what you are referring is a catapult, not a trebuchet” i say, sounding very cool and not at all like a loser nerd
Streaming companies, video game companies, various tech companies and others in similar industries honestly thought that the covid quarantine profits would go on forever.
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Streaming companies, video game companies, various tech companies and others in similar industries honestly thought that the covid quarantine profits would go on forever.
Sharks annually hate watch shark tank during shark week
October 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sharks annually hate watch shark tank during shark week
I dont like how butter is compared to I cant believe its not butter. They dont have to compare EVERYTHING
September 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I dont like how butter is compared to I cant believe its not butter. They dont have to compare EVERYTHING
Someone please write an article of clothing and make me the author
September 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Someone please write an article of clothing and make me the author
M not a nice guy
September 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
M not a nice guy
When someone needs help, DONT suggest they need therapy. You might harm them.
September 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
When someone needs help, DONT suggest they need therapy. You might harm them.
Open to being corrected by people who speak various languages better than I do
September 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Open to being corrected by people who speak various languages better than I do
Some people are popping protein like its a drug addiction
September 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Some people are popping protein like its a drug addiction
Always referring to the iphone pro as the iphone Professional
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Always referring to the iphone pro as the iphone Professional
There is an iceberg for every Titanic
September 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There is an iceberg for every Titanic
Thanks to digital money there are no coins to steal from the fountain
September 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Thanks to digital money there are no coins to steal from the fountain
Walk the mile (this version of walking the mile takes 7 mins)
September 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Walk the mile (this version of walking the mile takes 7 mins)
I came here looking for extremely massive entertainment
September 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I came here looking for extremely massive entertainment
I cant tell you what it means how much it means to hear you tell me what it means
September 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I cant tell you what it means how much it means to hear you tell me what it means
Well, dont just stand there like a fuckin doordasher! Like and retweet!!
September 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Well, dont just stand there like a fuckin doordasher! Like and retweet!!
I say this to people a lot, TMZ is right a lot. In the way The Onion nails it a lot, TMZ’s takes are just right a lot.
September 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I say this to people a lot, TMZ is right a lot. In the way The Onion nails it a lot, TMZ’s takes are just right a lot.
Leave your foot where you found it
September 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Leave your foot where you found it
Chicken or egg situation every time theres a new Superman movie, who wrote it first, George Bernard Shaw in ‘Man and Superman’ or Simon and Schuster
August 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Chicken or egg situation every time theres a new Superman movie, who wrote it first, George Bernard Shaw in ‘Man and Superman’ or Simon and Schuster
A hunter isn’t thomspon
August 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A hunter isn’t thomspon
Oh bluesky…
August 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Oh bluesky…
Every Superman movie is about protecting whoever is cast as Superman. No one cares about the movie. Its why the 2nd one with the new guy never takes off.
August 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Every Superman movie is about protecting whoever is cast as Superman. No one cares about the movie. Its why the 2nd one with the new guy never takes off.
Just before you get a hang of whats 3d printed, there will be a Star Trek chess version of printed to make things easier
August 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Just before you get a hang of whats 3d printed, there will be a Star Trek chess version of printed to make things easier
I left the internet for a couple of years and everything is still the same
August 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I left the internet for a couple of years and everything is still the same
The biggest joke in the world
August 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The biggest joke in the world