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Happy Reaper
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Hot takes made in cold shower.
At this point what really prevents me from putting on ICE plate carrier, getting an M4 and just grabbing kids out of street right into my unmarked white van?
June 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"Yeah I like mathematics, it is the only thing we can know for sure, you know? The only real knowledge, pure science, the sum in cogito ergo sum"
oh whats that in your hand? Is it a chalk? Writing on blackboard? A pen? A paper? What is that thing you are doing with your chest? Breathing? The air???
April 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Man I miss Warbears. Is Gionatan ok?
April 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Trump is a deep Democrat plant destined to kill Republican party.
April 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I am really hyped up about season 12 of #LastWeekTonight.
I really hope #JohnOliver from #LastWeekTonight reads out loud current headlines and fucking dies from stroke, as I say "lol lmao same" and wall of my anterior cerebral artery bulges and cracks, lobotomizing me and leaving me happy and numb.
February 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Haha, you see, this horrifying time of our lives will be in a few decades just a silly historical episode used as a punchline in an dry and unfunny anecdote.
We should concentrate our efforts to make future objectively worse, so they stop laughing at us.
February 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Fuck *scratches hand* I am really pissed that they *blinks twice* limited trade with Colombia. I really liked *runs hand through hair* their, uhh, coffee *sniffs*. Really, uhh, got me *sniffs harder* pumped up *scratches nose*. I mean, I would kill for some *gets tissue out to stop nose bleed* rn.
January 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everytime I hear about Bezos or Musk or some other rich balding guy, I feel a bit of anger, that they have all those money, and do nothing cool with it. Yeah, yachts, space programs, boooring. Why dont they steal nukes, have secret island bases, threaten England, laugh maniacally, yknow, cool stuff.
January 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
No wonder gen z doesnt want to have kids, when half of them look like fucking eraserhead character
January 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hate this "cant trust the news so I get all of mine from this esoteric mongolian basket weaving forum". Like bruh. Listen to yourself. Establihed media are dying, and you want to trust some schizo with nothing to lose?
Dont really want to give KGB credit, but active measures are one hell of a drug.
January 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Healthy food is healthy only because it tastes horrible so I don't eat too much of it.

Broccoli was supposed to be healthy.
I ate two in 15 minutes.
My tummy hurts.
January 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Reposted by Happy Reaper
in 2025 I will probably go on the computer
December 30, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I am devastated. All this for my monologue about existence of evil and Jimmy Carter. I don't really believe in cancel culture (love FilmCow's satirical take on this in Vulo Lives), but blocking without arguments sounds really unhealthy for public discourse. Nota bene from known anarchist smh
December 30, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I only really understood Trainspotting after i have eaten 300g of cranberries in chocolate with no intention to stop.
December 30, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Fuck well adjusted and mentally stable people. I mean literally. We need to make more of them. Humanity is at stake here.
December 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Novelty startups be like this
actually it's not a buffer, it's a THAT gate© and I just invented it
December 26, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Had this binge of listening to last communications of sinking ships. Titanic, Estonia, Concordia....
Always got this numbness of "cool story bro" and then it hit me that this was real. Like it really happened. 9/11 was also a thing supposedly.
Internet generations are cooked smh
December 26, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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There was a shooter in Wisconsin, United States. The shooter killed 2 people and left 6 injured.

The shooter is getting flamed online. Partially for the shooting, partially because the shooter published his manifesto on a Google doc and forgot to make it public.
December 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Disney is literally what catholic church was in 1000s
December 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Provided a haven with sufficient tools to curate our experience and share with the like-minded, we would instead prefer to surrender judgement to others.

I have completed the experiment in human behavior and wish to leave the simulation now.
December 14, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Would really like to see shen yun, cause it looks great, but don't want to support Falun Gong. Thinking of obscenely reading little red book during performance to reach cultural neutrality.
December 14, 2024 at 5:02 AM
One can never separate art and the artists, because knowing the author enough to be aware of it inherently changes our perception of such art. Art isolated, in a vacuum, is nothing but used medium.
That is why I think Nietzsche was a pretty good composer. And Maxwell somewhat shitty poet.
December 10, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Decades in days, huh? It does be like that sometimes.
December 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Like an underdeveloped world, this site really lacks Europeans. For better or worse.
November 14, 2024 at 5:42 PM