The Doily Llama
@hanksr.bsky.social
Lover of Peace and Tranquility
Only Dopes Use Dope - Sgt Stadanko
McDonald’s Employee of the Month - January 1981 (Should have been December 1980 but I started that Egg Fight after Close so that’s on me)
I Follow Back after I Vet.
Talk - Action = Zero!
Only Dopes Use Dope - Sgt Stadanko
McDonald’s Employee of the Month - January 1981 (Should have been December 1980 but I started that Egg Fight after Close so that’s on me)
I Follow Back after I Vet.
Talk - Action = Zero!
Tell me you’re a Pig without saying it out loud.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Tell me you’re a Pig without saying it out loud.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social has such a great sense of humor. I bet he finds it hilarious that South Park has him in bed with a Pedophile in the newest episode.
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social has such a great sense of humor. I bet he finds it hilarious that South Park has him in bed with a Pedophile in the newest episode.
I love me some white chocolate enrobed Oreos.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I love me some white chocolate enrobed Oreos.
Have you ever rested your head on your dog’s stomach and listened closely to the sounds?
It’s disturbing.
It’s disturbing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Have you ever rested your head on your dog’s stomach and listened closely to the sounds?
It’s disturbing.
It’s disturbing.
Clearly the management is tired of people complaining about the fact people keep getting walked in on while either having a dump or masturbating.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Clearly the management is tired of people complaining about the fact people keep getting walked in on while either having a dump or masturbating.
Why does Sydney Sweeney being an unapologetic, beautiful American woman drive the Left so insane?
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why does Sydney Sweeney being an unapologetic, beautiful American woman drive the Left so insane?
This tweet was so far ahead of its time. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This tweet was so far ahead of its time. 😂
Jeezus.
Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Jeezus.
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
And now this. Baseball, Basketball, College too. And you know there is more to come. This will never stop until all pro leagues stop cozying up to online and brick and mortar sports books.
I hate what we have going on right now.
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mlb...
I hate what we have going on right now.
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mlb...
MLB betting scandal: Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase, Luis L. Ortiz indicted
Both pitchers were already on administrative leave during an MLB investigation
www.cbssports.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And now this. Baseball, Basketball, College too. And you know there is more to come. This will never stop until all pro leagues stop cozying up to online and brick and mortar sports books.
I hate what we have going on right now.
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mlb...
I hate what we have going on right now.
www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mlb...
When you want to start your day with great big cup of depression.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When you want to start your day with great big cup of depression.
This is not the face of a defiant woman. This is the face of an actress who has been asked about a topic that her publicist clearly told the interviewer was off limits.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is not the face of a defiant woman. This is the face of an actress who has been asked about a topic that her publicist clearly told the interviewer was off limits.
No better salad from a fast food place in my mind.
Apple Pecan Chicken Salad from Wendy’s.
Apple Pecan Chicken Salad from Wendy’s.
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
No better salad from a fast food place in my mind.
Apple Pecan Chicken Salad from Wendy’s.
Apple Pecan Chicken Salad from Wendy’s.
I mean I guess you have to give them points for enthusiasm.
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I mean I guess you have to give them points for enthusiasm.
I was searching for the perfect way to frame this up and it just fell in my lap.
exclaim.ca/music/articl...
exclaim.ca/music/articl...
Morrissey Cancels Rest of 2025 Tour Dates Because He's Tired │ Exclaim!
Someone ought to sing him to sleep
exclaim.ca
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I was searching for the perfect way to frame this up and it just fell in my lap.
exclaim.ca/music/articl...
exclaim.ca/music/articl...
So a customer sent me a price request yesterday using a 12 Point Font. Today they sent it again this time using an 18 Point Font. I guess they didn't understand that I was busy yesterday and my turnaround time was delayed.
Anyway I just sent them the price with an apology using a 24 Point Font!
Anyway I just sent them the price with an apology using a 24 Point Font!
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So a customer sent me a price request yesterday using a 12 Point Font. Today they sent it again this time using an 18 Point Font. I guess they didn't understand that I was busy yesterday and my turnaround time was delayed.
Anyway I just sent them the price with an apology using a 24 Point Font!
Anyway I just sent them the price with an apology using a 24 Point Font!
It’s just getting a little ridiculous now. I mean Cone On.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s just getting a little ridiculous now. I mean Cone On.
Two reasons according to Trump. The first was the negativity around the shutdown which Republicans are being blamed for.
"And they say that I wasn't on the ballot and was the biggest factor. But I don't know about that. But I was honored that they said that."
His Endorsement is a Liability! 😂
"And they say that I wasn't on the ballot and was the biggest factor. But I don't know about that. But I was honored that they said that."
His Endorsement is a Liability! 😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Two reasons according to Trump. The first was the negativity around the shutdown which Republicans are being blamed for.
"And they say that I wasn't on the ballot and was the biggest factor. But I don't know about that. But I was honored that they said that."
His Endorsement is a Liability! 😂
"And they say that I wasn't on the ballot and was the biggest factor. But I don't know about that. But I was honored that they said that."
His Endorsement is a Liability! 😂
Honestly. I am at my wits end with this dog!!!
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Honestly. I am at my wits end with this dog!!!
Also This which is something to be a little proud of.
In his final years, Cheney, still a hardline conservative, nevertheless became largely ostracized from his party over his intense criticism of President Donald Trump whom he branded a “coward” and the greatest-ever threat to the republic.
In his final years, Cheney, still a hardline conservative, nevertheless became largely ostracized from his party over his intense criticism of President Donald Trump whom he branded a “coward” and the greatest-ever threat to the republic.
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Also This which is something to be a little proud of.
In his final years, Cheney, still a hardline conservative, nevertheless became largely ostracized from his party over his intense criticism of President Donald Trump whom he branded a “coward” and the greatest-ever threat to the republic.
In his final years, Cheney, still a hardline conservative, nevertheless became largely ostracized from his party over his intense criticism of President Donald Trump whom he branded a “coward” and the greatest-ever threat to the republic.
Dick Cheney, VP, Gun Enthusiast and the guy who destabilized an entire region has passed away at 84.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics
Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...
www.cnn.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Dick Cheney, VP, Gun Enthusiast and the guy who destabilized an entire region has passed away at 84.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...