I made a 4,000 upvote comment saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States." on the AI video about Trump carpet bombing protestors with shit and suddenly had a 3-day ban from reddit for a comment I made weeks earlier.

"This revisionist movement seeks to undermine the remarkable achievements of the United States by casting its founding principles and historical milestones in a negative light."

I've never read a more perfect projection in my life.

@tomscott.com Hi, Tom. In your recent episode of Lateral, you were surprised that Americans don't say that we have a shave, then you alluded to the notion that we have something else.

We don't have that, either. We say that we take it. Heck, we take naps, showers baths, and anything else, too.

@thebulletin.org I'm concerned that after yesterday, we've seen the end of the nature of mutually assured destruction. An alliance of the United States and Russia surely moved the clock significantly.

Well, if you came in here to get away from politics, good luck.

Personally, I came in here just now because reddit is down and my first thought was they killed the internet.

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social I am late to the party, but I'm glad you spelled your name out. Just saw the clip of you denouncing the current administration and wanted to say great work. There's not enough people willing to put their name out against these bastards.

@neildegrassetyson.com Just considering that the shape of the universe should be a sphere, with the edges of the universe being the wave front of light from the big bang. I was just thinking about it and figured you'd probably have some insight into this.

I just can't help but think about poor Angela Chao lately for some reason. A prominent billionaire whose sister is married to Mitch McConnell unexpectedly dying in such a tragic way really does make one think of how fragile life is. I wonder how the rich and powerful must have felt about it.

@urbanminis.bsky.social

Congratulations on your illustration going viral on reddit!

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Happy January 6th! Did you guys remember to leave out a case of PBR for Kid Rock, or were you bad and woke up with all of the copper stolen from your house?

I come to the internet to get information and enjoy quality mockery. I first enjoyed The Onion some time in the early 90's and I'm really glad that they are still going stronger than ever.