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@handleton.bsky.social
I made a 4,000 upvote comment saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States." on the AI video about Trump carpet bombing protestors with shit and suddenly had a 3-day ban from reddit for a comment I made weeks earlier.
October 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"This revisionist movement seeks to undermine the remarkable achievements of the United States by casting its founding principles and historical milestones in a negative light."

I've never read a more perfect projection in my life.
Restoring Truth and Sanity to American History
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
March 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@tomscott.com Hi, Tom. In your recent episode of Lateral, you were surprised that Americans don't say that we have a shave, then you alluded to the notion that we have something else.

We don't have that, either. We say that we take it. Heck, we take naps, showers baths, and anything else, too.
March 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@thebulletin.org I'm concerned that after yesterday, we've seen the end of the nature of mutually assured destruction. An alliance of the United States and Russia surely moved the clock significantly.
March 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Well, if you came in here to get away from politics, good luck.

Personally, I came in here just now because reddit is down and my first thought was they killed the internet.
February 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
@gameovergreggy.bsky.social I am late to the party, but I'm glad you spelled your name out. Just saw the clip of you denouncing the current administration and wanted to say great work. There's not enough people willing to put their name out against these bastards.
February 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@neildegrassetyson.com Just considering that the shape of the universe should be a sphere, with the edges of the universe being the wave front of light from the big bang. I was just thinking about it and figured you'd probably have some insight into this.
February 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just can't help but think about poor Angela Chao lately for some reason. A prominent billionaire whose sister is married to Mitch McConnell unexpectedly dying in such a tragic way really does make one think of how fragile life is. I wonder how the rich and powerful must have felt about it.
www.hindustantimes.com
February 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@urbanminis.bsky.social

Congratulations on your illustration going viral on reddit!

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February 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy January 6th! Did you guys remember to leave out a case of PBR for Kid Rock, or were you bad and woke up with all of the copper stolen from your house?
January 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I come to the internet to get information and enjoy quality mockery. I first enjoyed The Onion some time in the early 90's and I'm really glad that they are still going stronger than ever.
Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl
theonion.com/trump-boys-g...
November 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM