Chris
@hammrhed.bsky.social
Doggy Daycare Dude.
Ordained Dudeist Priest.
My pillow is cool on both sides.
Ordained Dudeist Priest.
My pillow is cool on both sides.
Pinned
Which god, exactly. Yours? Theirs? .. Mine? Inquiring for the Old Gods, and the new.
October 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Which god, exactly. Yours? Theirs? .. Mine? Inquiring for the Old Gods, and the new.
Fingers crossed that "Big Beautiful Bill" Is your cellmates name. Cheers!
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Fingers crossed that "Big Beautiful Bill" Is your cellmates name. Cheers!
I wish I could remember where I saw this a few months back so I could give proper credit, but alas, those were braincells that were sacrificed for the greater good ๐ Anywhooo on to the quote.
"The wrong ICE is melting. The wrong Amazon is burning."
legit.
"The wrong ICE is melting. The wrong Amazon is burning."
legit.
August 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I wish I could remember where I saw this a few months back so I could give proper credit, but alas, those were braincells that were sacrificed for the greater good ๐ Anywhooo on to the quote.
"The wrong ICE is melting. The wrong Amazon is burning."
legit.
"The wrong ICE is melting. The wrong Amazon is burning."
legit.
Reposted by Chris
Unfuckingbelievable ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
(๐จ) ALERT: Donald Trump's Supposed Partial Release of The Epstein Files Was a Scam; Trump Told America He Was Fine with the Release, But It Turns Out That That's Because It Was Almost All Already-Released Documents and the Real Epstein Files Remain Hidden
Justice Dept. Sent Congress Epstein Files That Were Already Public, Democrats Say
www.nytimes.com
August 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Unfuckingbelievable ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
The south lost the first one. You are not a strong enough military leader to win this one either. But the very idea of killing off more Americans because you want to have a proud confederate history, when it involved slavery is stupid.
#USDemocracy
www.thedailybeast.com/hegseth-thre...
#USDemocracy
www.thedailybeast.com/hegseth-thre...
Hegseth Threatens Civil War to Defend Confederate History
The defense secretary defended his decision to restore a Confederate monument in Arlington National Cemetery.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
small update: I'm watching Black Snow and he might actually be able to act. I'm only 3 episodes in, but so far, it isn't the same ol ding-dong-whack-a-doodle
June 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
small update: I'm watching Black Snow and he might actually be able to act. I'm only 3 episodes in, but so far, it isn't the same ol ding-dong-whack-a-doodle
this fuckin guy. #TOFU
the amount of contempt vance has for everyone he's talking to โ such that he'll say obvious nonsense as if he's fooling you โย is genuinely remarkable
Vance: I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents
June 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this fuckin guy. #TOFU
Yesterday morning while checking the news, I said โwow, instead of TACO, it should be TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up)
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itโs not my fault I swear!
#TOFU
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itโs not my fault I swear!
#TOFU
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yesterday morning while checking the news, I said โwow, instead of TACO, it should be TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up)
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itโs not my fault I swear!
#TOFU
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itโs not my fault I swear!
#TOFU
Yesterday morning while checking the news, I said โwow, instead of TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out), it should be TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up)
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itโs not my fault I swear!
Anywhoo, can we get TOFU trending? K'thx!!
#TOFU
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itโs not my fault I swear!
Anywhoo, can we get TOFU trending? K'thx!!
#TOFU
June 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yesterday morning while checking the news, I said โwow, instead of TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out), it should be TOFU (Trump Only Fucks Up)
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itโs not my fault I swear!
Anywhoo, can we get TOFU trending? K'thx!!
#TOFU
Later that same day, the TOFU dipshit threw us into war.
Itโs not my fault I swear!
Anywhoo, can we get TOFU trending? K'thx!!
#TOFU
I wanna know more. Whats the limit? Is it catch and release, or catch and re-locate? Do you need a special license or training?
I crack myself up.
I crack myself up.
June 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I wanna know more. Whats the limit? Is it catch and release, or catch and re-locate? Do you need a special license or training?
I crack myself up.
I crack myself up.
Reposted by Chris
Found yesterdayโs winner. ๐
June 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Found yesterdayโs winner. ๐
Reposted by Chris
One thing I know: we have to figure out a way to increase public shame, not only towards apathy, but towards a lack of intellectual integrityโ people not caring whether what they believe is true. Proud ignorance and proud indifference should be shamed, not celebrated.
June 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
One thing I know: we have to figure out a way to increase public shame, not only towards apathy, but towards a lack of intellectual integrityโ people not caring whether what they believe is true. Proud ignorance and proud indifference should be shamed, not celebrated.
You saw that bullshit today right? Senator says he wasn't detained but when you are chewing carpet and being handcuffed against your will.. that's being detained my man. That whole scene was infuriating!
June 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You saw that bullshit today right? Senator says he wasn't detained but when you are chewing carpet and being handcuffed against your will.. that's being detained my man. That whole scene was infuriating!
I'm not surprised, but I am pissed off.
June 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm not surprised, but I am pissed off.
Reposted by Chris
Reposted by Chris
Reposted by Chris
Reposted by Chris
This campaign needs you now
Create a Universal "Number 47" Chicken Taco Secret Menu Item
chng.it
May 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM