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Mark, Knight of Ren
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Aloof, urban deity hovering inches above the ground.
I need to purchase all these
New THE ACOLYTE releases this year!

• May 6: The Acolyte: Wayseeker
• June 17: The Acolyte Visual Guide
• July 29: The Acolyte: The Crystal Crown
• October 7: The Art of The Acolyte
April 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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they are busy insider trading
The President of the United States engaged in insider trading, and laughed about it.

He is not exempt from the law.

Where the fuck is Congress?
April 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This music video is fucking GORGEOUS Oh my god I just wanna talk about it. Loving the use of circles. Is he sampling an old song in the middle bit or is that a new song? The use of muted color and B&W…ugh this is artistry Kendrick GIVES A SHIT #luther
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Watching the music video rn and got dang SZA fine af thicker than a snicker as they say but also car covered at the beginning 👀👀
April 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I JUST found out about the Luther MV and it dropped three hours ago and it already has over a million views 🥹
April 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I don’t particularly care for medical drama type stuff but I’d consider putting this show on and supporting it if it’s going to continue the trend of giving us more than 8-10 fucking episodes per season that’s been the norm for many shows the last few years
I hope The Pitt gets a truckload of Emmy nominations, plus the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award for giving us 15 episodes.

Seriously, a stellar first season.
April 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Suspense in The Thing is really unique because it's not based around something necessarily surprising. There is no monster leaping from offscreen. Instead, it's like the duels in the Westerns that John Carpenter loved so much.

Only, instead of drawing a pistol, it's a monster coming out of a chest.
April 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If the eagles go back to back with the Lombardis I assure you I’m going to be insufferable.
April 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
ACOLYTE IS DOING BETTER THAN DAREDEVIL’S RETURN SEASON??!!!

I will never ever let Disney live this down. #RenewTheAcolyte forever.
April 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
There are a lot of videos from the Lakers/Mavs game of a sad Mark Cuban with captions like “HE REALIZES HE NEVER SHOULDVE SOLD THE TEAM”

lol what would yall like us to do about it? Feel sorry for him? Why should we feel sorry for a billionaire who made good money?
April 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Oh, now I know why so many people stopped interacting with me here.. I was silently removed from the witch groups I was in.

Not sure what I did lmao
Too radical for some of y’all I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Would’ve been nice to say something to me directly. But I’m not surprised nobody did.
April 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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credit to cory booker for bothering to do anything at all
April 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Idk chat how we getting out of this one ? #dnd
April 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
And the first nat 20 of the night. For intiative. Playing a tabaxi sorceror named Ren tonight.
April 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Holy fuck yall, I’m playing dungeons & dragons tonight and we’re all here. Full party. Everyone could make it tonight. Hell yeah. #Dnd
April 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My wife got me onto sims. I’m down bad.
March 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You and the rest of the party find yourselves at the same fast food establishment as this is happening, having just walked in as the first kobold takes the fry. You can hear the kobold horde charging in from parking lot.

Roll for initiative.
A dragon is eating a fast food meal they ordered and one of their kobolds slowly rises up and peeks over the table.
Kobold: May I pls have fry? 🥺
Dragon: No. 😒
Kobold: Pretty please! 🥺
Dragon: ...Okay, fine. 😑
Kobold: Yayyyy! 😄
And then the rest of the kobold horde shows up, wanting fries. 😳
March 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Holy shit is that Sour Guy Karl Anderson
March 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
If The Acolyte has a million fans, then I am one of them. If The Acolyte has a hundred fans, then I am one of them. If The Acolyte has only 7 fans then one of em is me. If The Acolyte has no fans, then that means the 7 of us are dead.
March 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
RVD says he doesn’t like Moxley taking that nail bump.
He can have his opinion of course.

Anyway, remember when they crucified Sandman on EXTREME championship wrestling?
March 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My girl put me on Sims and she got hella DLCs and taught me how to give my sim like a bajillion sim dollars so I’ve been decorating my sim mansions bathrooms
March 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Stop eating adobo with these bozos and eat sinigang with a real mang
March 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just realized the other night Willow Nightingale is from Long Island. Yet another incredible wrestler from Long Island on AEW and I’m just waiting for the day a Long Island super faction forms that kicks everyone’s ass and wears all the belts. And I say this as a Californian.
March 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’ve long held the belief that political representatives should be paid the minimum or average base pay similar to that of their own constituents. Stop paying these politicians hundreds of thousand of dollars a year and let’s see who really wanna be in politics.
March 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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who else remembers when laptops had a сlit
March 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM