HSB
@hairyslothbaby.bsky.social
I went to clown school so you should expect that kind of behavior. NSFW account (18+ please!), lewd. I will sometimes subject you to my art or my game design thoughts.
Based in the Bay Area
Based in the Bay Area
Pinned
I'm still alive and currently back to a mustache
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm still alive and currently back to a mustache
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Sketch of @hairyslothbaby.bsky.social looming over a helpless (and excited) captured cowboy, based on a super sexy pic he posted a while back.
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Sketch of @hairyslothbaby.bsky.social looming over a helpless (and excited) captured cowboy, based on a super sexy pic he posted a while back.
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"now what the hell are we gonna do with you? 🤠"
September 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"now what the hell are we gonna do with you? 🤠"
What's a lonesome cowboy to do on a Sunday in a town with no friends?
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What's a lonesome cowboy to do on a Sunday in a town with no friends?
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Since I didn't do fcf, have a late cowboy one
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Since I didn't do fcf, have a late cowboy one
Since I didn't do fcf, have a late cowboy one
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Since I didn't do fcf, have a late cowboy one
Leather photo on no set timeline other than my whims for attention and boredom
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Leather photo on no set timeline other than my whims for attention and boredom
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Hairy ass photo, because why the hell not
October 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hairy ass photo, because why the hell not
I was awoken by a false fire alarm at 7:30
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I was awoken by a false fire alarm at 7:30
Another day in Arkansas, another day wondering what the hell I am doing here
October 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Another day in Arkansas, another day wondering what the hell I am doing here
If you are Irish PLEASE marry me okay thank you bye
I make an okay amount of money and I'm moderately good at the sex
I make an okay amount of money and I'm moderately good at the sex
October 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If you are Irish PLEASE marry me okay thank you bye
I make an okay amount of money and I'm moderately good at the sex
I make an okay amount of money and I'm moderately good at the sex
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On sale
October 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
On sale
Cowboy selfies in my shitty apartment to help me feel something
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Cowboy selfies in my shitty apartment to help me feel something
And I will follow a thirst post with a whining post:
I fucking hate living in Arkansas specifically this stupid fucking corporate town even in having awareness that this is happening I cannot believe my life shook down to this lol. Oh well.
I fucking hate living in Arkansas specifically this stupid fucking corporate town even in having awareness that this is happening I cannot believe my life shook down to this lol. Oh well.
October 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
And I will follow a thirst post with a whining post:
I fucking hate living in Arkansas specifically this stupid fucking corporate town even in having awareness that this is happening I cannot believe my life shook down to this lol. Oh well.
I fucking hate living in Arkansas specifically this stupid fucking corporate town even in having awareness that this is happening I cannot believe my life shook down to this lol. Oh well.
I took this photo for somewhere else, but if leather or boots or socks floats your boat, then be floated :)
And if not, feel free to move along!
And if not, feel free to move along!
October 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I took this photo for somewhere else, but if leather or boots or socks floats your boat, then be floated :)
And if not, feel free to move along!
And if not, feel free to move along!
Been a while since I've done one of these, happy fcf
October 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Been a while since I've done one of these, happy fcf
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horny as hell but also lazy as fuck
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
horny as hell but also lazy as fuck
Hotel mirror selfie.
September 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hotel mirror selfie.
Does anyone wanna come over and cuddle? 🥺🥺🥺
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Does anyone wanna come over and cuddle? 🥺🥺🥺
Finally not feeling crazy ill anymore
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Finally not feeling crazy ill anymore
I've been sick with what I believe is salmonella for the past two days. While I already knew I was isolated here in Arkansas, I was not prepared for how helpless it would make me feel.
I was offered help from a lot of coworkers and friends but becuase of my upbringing, I couldn't accept.
I was offered help from a lot of coworkers and friends but becuase of my upbringing, I couldn't accept.
September 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I've been sick with what I believe is salmonella for the past two days. While I already knew I was isolated here in Arkansas, I was not prepared for how helpless it would make me feel.
I was offered help from a lot of coworkers and friends but becuase of my upbringing, I couldn't accept.
I was offered help from a lot of coworkers and friends but becuase of my upbringing, I couldn't accept.