THE hacker housewife 🅅
hackerhousewife.bsky.social
THE hacker housewife 🅅
@hackerhousewife.bsky.social
~I’m here for me, bitches, not all you~

I hack all of the things and make all of the sourdough, it’s what I do

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Good gods, to be in academia/research in this era of an administration.

I love my work but damn is it a personal hell.
June 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The outlook notification inspires enough anxiety within me to wake me from the mother fucking dead if it ever came to that point.

Oh, my heart stopped? Just send me an email and I’ll get back to you within 5 🙃
June 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I want a hog nose snake that I wish to name “soup” so I have an audience to entertain when cursing out my own code.
Maybe Soup could learn and give solid advice…
Alas, those are only aspirations…
May 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
For those of you who are crashing out right now:
Me too.

As a techie, fuck tarrifs man… I just want to be able to screw around with PCB components but that shit ain’t even be affordable on a student’s budget anymore…
May 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You wanna know how I’m doing? Check my git commit comments. Pretty accurate representation of my mental state. More honest there than I am with my therapist probably.
April 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Starting to think that Academic Stockholm syndrome is something that exists…
March 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What the absolute fuck is happening
March 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Reposted by THE hacker housewife 🅅
Brat Summer is over. Fascist Winter is here. Either way, it's brat or bust.

open.substack.com/pub/benrinke...
Brat Summer is over. Fascist Winter is here. Either way, it's brat or bust.
Welcome to the politics of authenticity, chaos, and strength.
open.substack.com
March 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
lol truncation is a skill issue 🥴
February 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How the FUCK have I not gotten listeria yet. What the fuck is this country.
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hopscotch but instead of chalk you use the corses of dead pigeons in big cities to make the outlines
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Let me eat my overpriced eggs in peace you elongated muskrat
February 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Liberating myself from bitch (aka meta, X, other bitch-esque Socials) has never felt so good.
January 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The Roman salute literally has fascist origins

There are no excuses for making that gesture.
January 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I just wanna go ONE DAY without breaking another damn blood vessel in my eye over politics 😃
January 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by THE hacker housewife 🅅
January 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Let’s see what happens first, I graduate from grad school or grad school graduates me 😋
January 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ayo hatman showed up to the inauguration 💀
January 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sources may say my object oriented programming shows I am crashing the fuck out right now.
💕 𝒸𝑜𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓀𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈𝓁𝓎 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 💕
January 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM