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José
@h0eszay.bsky.social
just a weirdo who can't tie his shoes
Hot take: I wish people would just pick up cigarettes again, versus these damn vapes.

I'm tired of smelling blueberry dreams and sunshine sweetness everywhere. It stinks and it's disgusting.

Plus, like, y'all are literally sucking on a damn battery! Just pickup a damn cigarette!!!
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I truly never thought I'd live to see the day where I can charge my phone AND computers with the same cable 🤯
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🤠
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Going to pride AND seeing MOTHER Kesha yesterday has to be a fulfillment of some sort of gay prophecy 😌🏳️‍🌈
July 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just me cosplaying as my younger brother 🤣
July 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I admire people who get up, eat breakfast, and shower in 30 minutes. I need 30 minutes just to figure out where I am, what I am, and who I am.
February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I love seeing Black queer boys in therapy!!
May 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
LISTEN 😍
Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?

weatherstar.netbymatt.com
May 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Gentle reminder: a tornado watch means you should go outside and get a look at the cool tornado
A tornado watch has been issued for parts of Illinois and Indiana until 10 PM CDT
May 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I hiked 4 miles yesterday, and 3.86 miles today 😮‍💨
May 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Maybe this is what I need to get over this depressive episode?
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm so depressed, getting a rose-colored tint on my glasses was one of the highlights of my day.
April 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All this to say,

I'm going to overcome the trauma and the imbalances in my brain and live the best fucking life possible.

I've got wayyy too much shit that I want to do with my time left on this planet.
I recently got diagnosed with PTSD and OCD stemming from neglect and childhood trauma.

Meanwhile, my on-again/off-again toxic parents just bought a $300k house in the middle of nowhere.

What a time to be alive.
March 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I recently got diagnosed with PTSD and OCD stemming from neglect and childhood trauma.

Meanwhile, my on-again/off-again toxic parents just bought a $300k house in the middle of nowhere.

What a time to be alive.
March 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I had my first colonoscopy yesterday, and listen, that was an EXPERIENCE 😵‍💫
March 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Felt anxious, so I laid in the sun.
March 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So, nothing. You gave us nothing
#PokemonPresents
February 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You ever been so anxious and stressed out that random shit starts startling you? 🫠
February 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
February 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Let them reverse marriage equality...

@apn-roxi.bsky.social and I will have the gayest wedding this world has ever seen ✨
February 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oooo lawd, the anxiety is spiking today. I'm jumpy and getting startled by everything 🫠
February 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Not the best photo, but, I fed myself good tonight.

Salmon mignons, risotto rice, and spinach with feta crumbles 😋
February 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm so old. I'm unbelievably elated to use my new slow cooker this evening.

Best part? It was $free.99
February 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trashing other people on the left for not falling in line with the Democratic Party's shenanigans last year is not the flex you think it is.

Please stop doing that. Please remember their plan was "He's bad, we're not him," and how that is not a plan at all.

It's time to swallow that tough pill.
February 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM