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Oberon (Vortigern)
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The curtain rises!
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Who the hell wants to survive the end of the world, man.
You don’t really want to be here, yet you are.
[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).]

What is he saying about me now.
October 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).]

What is he saying about me now.
October 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The harder you try to avoid it. [Turning to Oberon.] the more likely summons become.
October 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
And you sound so happy about it.
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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[Hearing everyone go "aww oberon" followed by a pillar of flame in the distance.]

died in battle. [crossing his fingers] c'monnnn died in battle.
October 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Burn not the dragon: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
October 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
October 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Hey.
Oh yeah, the guy that's usually about as helpful as Merlin.
October 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
October 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Not this fucking guy.
October 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Are they killing Merlin's ass in the QRTs
October 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
/ obie has so many enemies every time I log in I feel like the knife cat
September 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fae Britain is destroyed, so most of my goals were accomplished. It's more of a draw than a victory. Also, you didn't do shit. You just threw quartz into the gachapon machine and I came out.
I've won against you?

And even dragged you into helping humanity?
Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.
September 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.
I mean, I'm smarter than you clearly. So what's your point?
That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.
Yeah time is basically a stasis physically but mentally I've aged thirty years. It's a mess.
Is that the secret to your eternal youth.
September 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Is that the secret to your eternal youth.
Technically it still will be when this is all over.
Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.
September 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.
Happy death day Oberon this final skrillex run goes out to you.
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Give this girl a #true
September 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Avalon is fake lol. Who the fuck is Merlin, you've been talking to thin air. You sound crazy right now.
September 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
More like Abalone because the motherfuckers living there are fishy as fuck
September 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When the beat drops I'm going to kill myself.
September 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
[Bows] Thank you.
September 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM