guy from earth
@guyfromearth.bsky.social
Just one of the guys from earth
Great just started Past Lives, now I need to reinvent myself again fuck
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Great just started Past Lives, now I need to reinvent myself again fuck
Honestly, eating a banana is nothing like giving a blowjob fr
August 14, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Honestly, eating a banana is nothing like giving a blowjob fr
(Embarrassingly sincere without even a hint of sarcasm)
The Sopranos was the best show ever made in the history of television and, barring a miracle, nothing will ever come close to it. It is as perfect as television can be.
The Sopranos was the best show ever made in the history of television and, barring a miracle, nothing will ever come close to it. It is as perfect as television can be.
April 13, 2024 at 3:09 AM
(Embarrassingly sincere without even a hint of sarcasm)
The Sopranos was the best show ever made in the history of television and, barring a miracle, nothing will ever come close to it. It is as perfect as television can be.
The Sopranos was the best show ever made in the history of television and, barring a miracle, nothing will ever come close to it. It is as perfect as television can be.
Not even fucking kidding, I just had 2 beers and read the Wikipedia for “kiss”
April 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Not even fucking kidding, I just had 2 beers and read the Wikipedia for “kiss”
On a biological level, the body craves sour gummy worms, scientifically speaking.
March 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
On a biological level, the body craves sour gummy worms, scientifically speaking.
If heroin made me feel the same way that 2 IPAs does, I would be a heroin addict
March 13, 2024 at 4:28 AM
If heroin made me feel the same way that 2 IPAs does, I would be a heroin addict
Honestly sometimes it feels good to turn up your screen brightness to full blast in a dark room and let the internet fuck your eyes raw
March 1, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Honestly sometimes it feels good to turn up your screen brightness to full blast in a dark room and let the internet fuck your eyes raw
Need someone with an MBA from Harvard to explain to me why my pubic hair trimmer only comes with a USB charger
December 9, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Need someone with an MBA from Harvard to explain to me why my pubic hair trimmer only comes with a USB charger
Don’t tell me you “love punk rock” if you don’t even know who they are
November 28, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Don’t tell me you “love punk rock” if you don’t even know who they are
Turns out I’m not tired, my body just needed cheese pizza.
November 2, 2023 at 4:04 AM
Turns out I’m not tired, my body just needed cheese pizza.
When the toilet tank starts sweating and you just know that shit would hit like black label gatorade
October 28, 2023 at 3:07 AM
When the toilet tank starts sweating and you just know that shit would hit like black label gatorade
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im having an exorcism performed on me currently. its not working, im letting the devil wear me like a pair of overalls. posting on my phone while the priest is going to the bathroom
October 18, 2023 at 8:39 AM
im having an exorcism performed on me currently. its not working, im letting the devil wear me like a pair of overalls. posting on my phone while the priest is going to the bathroom
Reading “The Shining” and thinking damn, this is exactly how me and my buddies got into crypto
October 12, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Reading “The Shining” and thinking damn, this is exactly how me and my buddies got into crypto
You’re laughing? The only way Kevin McCarthy could convince his own party to let him be speaker was to give them the power to vote him out at any time and they did exactly that and you’re laughing?
October 4, 2023 at 2:50 AM
You’re laughing? The only way Kevin McCarthy could convince his own party to let him be speaker was to give them the power to vote him out at any time and they did exactly that and you’re laughing?
Accidentally got too high tonight and had to turn down the music so that I could taste my dinner better
September 26, 2023 at 4:11 AM
Accidentally got too high tonight and had to turn down the music so that I could taste my dinner better
Eating a dry bowl of cereal with a spoon and imagining that the Dr. Pepper is in there like how we usually eat it
September 15, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Eating a dry bowl of cereal with a spoon and imagining that the Dr. Pepper is in there like how we usually eat it
Went to bed last night dreaming of the female form. Woke up this morning still a dipshit
September 2, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Went to bed last night dreaming of the female form. Woke up this morning still a dipshit
the most popular songs from Vietnam War
August 22, 2023 at 4:09 PM
the most popular songs from Vietnam War
Every year or so, a fast food restaurant comes out with a product like “The Bacon Fucker” and the ads are all like “Are You Man Enough To Let The Bacon Fuck You?” and guys everywhere run as fast as they can to buy it
August 2, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Every year or so, a fast food restaurant comes out with a product like “The Bacon Fucker” and the ads are all like “Are You Man Enough To Let The Bacon Fuck You?” and guys everywhere run as fast as they can to buy it
Eating ice cream for dinner like a death row inmate on the night before his execution
July 21, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Eating ice cream for dinner like a death row inmate on the night before his execution
I would risk it all
July 20, 2023 at 2:17 PM
I would risk it all
Hibiscus flavored La Croix tastes exactly like a wet wipe smells and I can’t stop drinking it. Dr. Freud? Hello? Are you still there?
July 20, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Hibiscus flavored La Croix tastes exactly like a wet wipe smells and I can’t stop drinking it. Dr. Freud? Hello? Are you still there?
An unjustified margin looks like a port-o-potty at a parking lot carnival held at an assisted living facility
July 7, 2023 at 5:04 AM
An unjustified margin looks like a port-o-potty at a parking lot carnival held at an assisted living facility