Guy Julian
@guxtey.bsky.social
There's a world full of stupid and it can't wait to talk to you. Hello.
If egg nog was a year-round thing I would weigh at least 487 lbs
November 27, 2023 at 1:52 AM
If egg nog was a year-round thing I would weigh at least 487 lbs
You know when you're really sick for a couple days and you don't eat anything but then you look in the mirror and your gut is still there?
Yeah, I hate that too
Yeah, I hate that too
November 5, 2023 at 4:48 AM
You know when you're really sick for a couple days and you don't eat anything but then you look in the mirror and your gut is still there?
Yeah, I hate that too
Yeah, I hate that too
I'm not going to screen shot the funny stuff from social media for my friends who aren't on social media anymore.
They should suffer like the rest of us
They should suffer like the rest of us
October 19, 2023 at 11:05 PM
I'm not going to screen shot the funny stuff from social media for my friends who aren't on social media anymore.
They should suffer like the rest of us
They should suffer like the rest of us
I don't think this is what women meant by equality
September 29, 2023 at 12:09 AM
I don't think this is what women meant by equality
I think I might start reposting all of my old tweets here before Twitter dies
For my fan
For my fan
September 28, 2023 at 11:59 PM
I think I might start reposting all of my old tweets here before Twitter dies
For my fan
For my fan
Reposted by Guy Julian
(fred schneider voice) we can be HEROES
September 28, 2023 at 11:10 PM
(fred schneider voice) we can be HEROES
The Golden Bachelor:
Old People Can Be Shallow Too
Old People Can Be Shallow Too
September 21, 2023 at 4:58 AM
The Golden Bachelor:
Old People Can Be Shallow Too
Old People Can Be Shallow Too
I'm not going to screen shot the funny stuff from social media for my friends who aren't on social media anymore.
They should suffer like the rest of us
They should suffer like the rest of us
August 13, 2023 at 4:17 AM
I'm not going to screen shot the funny stuff from social media for my friends who aren't on social media anymore.
They should suffer like the rest of us
They should suffer like the rest of us
Reposted by Guy Julian
It's time to admit that body wash is "mid." Nothing hits harder than a good old fashioned bar of soap
August 12, 2023 at 5:30 PM
It's time to admit that body wash is "mid." Nothing hits harder than a good old fashioned bar of soap
So many apps, so little time
July 15, 2023 at 2:07 AM
So many apps, so little time
I'm I the only one jumping back and forth between twitter and bluesky trying to find people I followed?
July 4, 2023 at 4:43 PM
I'm I the only one jumping back and forth between twitter and bluesky trying to find people I followed?
This photo was taken right before Darby Crash faked his own death and reinvented himself as American actor Dennis Quaid
July 4, 2023 at 4:21 PM
This photo was taken right before Darby Crash faked his own death and reinvented himself as American actor Dennis Quaid