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Bergamot Gratin
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Padres really starting to fucking suck.
June 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Bogaerts? More like BlowFarts.

#ForTheFaithful
#Padres
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why do you keep firing your best anchors?
February 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Why are you voting to confirm any of this criminal president's nominees? He is putting so many of your Northern Virginia constituents out of work!
February 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Roman Empire is falling.
February 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Much too long. I have not been back to NY in way too long.
February 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@seanlee.bsky.social this is your old buddy from Brooklyn.
February 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We have an animated turd as a president.
February 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by Bergamot Gratin
If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Carfax should list on used car reports if the car has ever had a MAGA sticker on it. That way, a potential owner could avoid buying a car previously owned by a douchebag.
February 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hahaja
February 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Some Park Slope bullshit or some Heights bullshit?
February 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
He doesn't hang out. We are fucked. I've lived for many years in both NYC and DC. Trust me. We are fucked.
February 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Sunday scaries hit much worse when Trump is president.
January 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I made myself an omelet for lunch today and it felt so indulgent, like I was eating a truffle and caviar doughnut. Let's keep that inflation going.
January 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I regret becoming a Padres season ticket member. The remaining members of the Preller family are not serious people.
January 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
In a way, we are all Peter Seidler's widows.
January 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I am now regretting becoming a Padres season ticket member this year.
January 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
You just made an enemy of @npr.org and all publicly supported radio.
December 5, 2024 at 7:08 AM
So much diversity in that room.
November 29, 2024 at 7:18 AM
You write like Raymond Chandler.
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I live in San Diego...we are standing down and standing by for Avocado Party.
November 26, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I am trying. There is some normy stuff on there...sports, entertainment, etc. that isn't here yet.
November 26, 2024 at 4:06 AM
We've been defenestrated out the Overton Window.
November 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
That turf needs this man.
a cartoon character is holding a rake and says willie hears ya willie don t care
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a rake and says willie hears ya willie don t care
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November 21, 2024 at 12:56 AM