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Remember we exist? Happy Thanksgiving! Buy our shit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Wordle 1,615 4/6*

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I share this only because my grid looks like a cross section of the solution.

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November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I am so very happy to be on leave right now. www.cloudflarestatus.com

Good luck out there, fam.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s not immediately clear why a 10+ year annual 5K at Yankees Stadium—which raised funds for cancer research—couldn’t get things going again since the pandemic.

What is clear is that the @yankees.com decided to run their own, non-philanthropic 5K in its place.

I guess that’s to be expected. 👎
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Why don’t parking wardens ride along with street cleaners to direct re-parkers and issue tickets to unoccupied vehicles? They’d (both) clean up. (And maybe save our ears.)
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sometimes doing the responsible thing isn’t the responsible thing.
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Can you name any mayor who govern the next 9 largest American cities?

(Can you even name yours?)
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Would be great if the news covered more about what good people are doing rather than casting 24/7 hot takes on the horrible ones.

You too, independent journalists.
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I see you, Claude
October 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
cc @raffic.bsky.social :)

I solved the 10/29/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:45! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
Play The Mini Crossword
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October 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Did no one on that mayoral campaign realize that they created a political party whose acronym is FAD?

As in:

fad – n. – a temporary interest or practice of exaggerated zeal

#votenyc
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Co-signed.
Cory Doctorow at CF 25: How Enshittification Conquered the 21st Century and How We Can Overthrow It
YouTube video by CloudFest
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October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
To the box.com executive who approved that:

1. the signup TOS require auto-enrollment in marketing e-mails, with
2. no way to unsubscribe in the admin interface, requiring me to have to search to find this article: community.box.com/end-user-for...

This is asshole design. You should feel bad.
October 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When the computer switches to dark mode, perhaps it's time to consider going home.
October 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The older I get, the more I care about cable management.
October 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
3 down in today’s mini is misspelled.

K?
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I can't believe I'm saying this, but: can't LLMs replace all IVRs?
October 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“Contestants test their knowledge of sandwich ingredients.”
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The first cattle out of a winter barn has first-moover advantage.

I apologize for nothing.

Moo.
September 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Skeuomorphism was better.
September 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Made In America
September 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Rediscovering joy in RSS
September 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I absolutely love this... just not $500 love this. But I love this.

remarkable.com/products/rem...
September 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Am I supposed to take articles that have images like this seriously?
September 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you ever wondered why EWR is so unreliable.
The Terrible Design of Newark Airport
YouTube video by Wendover Productions
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August 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM