Mark (グリセルブランド)
@griselbrand.bsky.social
mostly tweeting about soccer // metalhead // sneakerhead // actually literal Griselbrand
That’s a good-ass win for the United women. UTFR!
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That’s a good-ass win for the United women. UTFR!
I honestly have no idea what to do with my Washington Post subscription. I cancelled it in light of the feckless non-endorsement fiasco, but came back because unfortunately it is my local paper and covers DMV issues I am interested in. But the quality has just continued to go downhill.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I honestly have no idea what to do with my Washington Post subscription. I cancelled it in light of the feckless non-endorsement fiasco, but came back because unfortunately it is my local paper and covers DMV issues I am interested in. But the quality has just continued to go downhill.
Holy shit these highlights are incredible. Legendary performance for #7 on Ottawa, I hope he never has to pay for Labatt or poutine for as long as he lives.
CPL FINAL HIGHLIGHTS: Atlético Ottawa vs. Cavalry FC 🇨🇦 | Nov. 9, 2025
YouTube video by CPL Soccer
m.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Holy shit these highlights are incredible. Legendary performance for #7 on Ottawa, I hope he never has to pay for Labatt or poutine for as long as he lives.
lol. lmao even.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
lol. lmao even.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
SYPHON MY POO THROUGH THE STARGATE
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
SYPHON MY POO THROUGH THE STARGATE
Christ. Love starting my weekend off like absolute shit! Thanks United!
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Christ. Love starting my weekend off like absolute shit! Thanks United!
Just a whole team of college kids balling out on Samson
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just a whole team of college kids balling out on Samson
Pete Carroll is starting to give me Biden vibes (derogatory)
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Pete Carroll is starting to give me Biden vibes (derogatory)
The fuck does he think street vendor hot dogs are made of?
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The fuck does he think street vendor hot dogs are made of?
Noooooo goddamnit 😢 My wife and I spent our anniversary 2 years ago meeting her at a bookstore and it was a huge reason why we decided to get our own Iggy. RIP legend
Bisous, Tika: Montreal’s fashionista greyhound has died
Tika the Iggy, the Italian greyhound known for her style, social-media presence and signature looks, has died at home in Montreal shortly after undergoing surgery, her dads announced on her popular In...
www.ctvnews.ca
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Noooooo goddamnit 😢 My wife and I spent our anniversary 2 years ago meeting her at a bookstore and it was a huge reason why we decided to get our own Iggy. RIP legend
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Mickey Van De Ven bloody hell 😳
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Mickey Van De Ven bloody hell 😳
Not giving Alvaro Carreras a chance to win the LB job is one of the very stupidest things United have done in recent memory (and there are a lot of things to choose from). Dude is a nailed-on starter for Real Madrid while I have to watch Diogo Dalot and Patrick Dorgu every week smh
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not giving Alvaro Carreras a chance to win the LB job is one of the very stupidest things United have done in recent memory (and there are a lot of things to choose from). Dude is a nailed-on starter for Real Madrid while I have to watch Diogo Dalot and Patrick Dorgu every week smh
Listen to the new Chat Pile album (and vote too I guess)
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Listen to the new Chat Pile album (and vote too I guess)
I need the Pats to do this but for Garrett Wilson
Newest Colts CB: Sauce.
The Jets are getting 2 first-rounders and WR AD Mitchell for Sauce Gardner.
The Colts get Sauce Gardner for next 5.5 years under a contract worth $131.5M -- taking out what NYJ already paid. $625k for the remainder of 2025 and then an average of $26.1M for the next 5 years.
The Jets are getting 2 first-rounders and WR AD Mitchell for Sauce Gardner.
The Colts get Sauce Gardner for next 5.5 years under a contract worth $131.5M -- taking out what NYJ already paid. $625k for the remainder of 2025 and then an average of $26.1M for the next 5 years.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I need the Pats to do this but for Garrett Wilson
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After he’s cremated the inside of his body will still be frozen
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
After he’s cremated the inside of his body will still be frozen
These Seahawks throwback unis are so good. That's a proper shade of green right there.
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
These Seahawks throwback unis are so good. That's a proper shade of green right there.
The Pats just love to fumble the ball! They can't fucking get enough of that shit! It rules.
November 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Pats just love to fumble the ball! They can't fucking get enough of that shit! It rules.
To hell with Taylor Swift, we got Cardi B getting weird old man looks from Robert Kraft next to her!
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
To hell with Taylor Swift, we got Cardi B getting weird old man looks from Robert Kraft next to her!
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I love college football, photo from Chris Vannini on X, The Everything App
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I love college football, photo from Chris Vannini on X, The Everything App
Amad you little sorcerer! That's a fucking brilliant strike!
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Amad you little sorcerer! That's a fucking brilliant strike!
Dorgu must be absolutely brain-dead in practice to have Dalot constantly start over him. We NEED a LWB in January.
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dorgu must be absolutely brain-dead in practice to have Dalot constantly start over him. We NEED a LWB in January.
Ahhhh, there's the shitty United I know and hate!
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Ahhhh, there's the shitty United I know and hate!