Grimpy
@grimpy.bsky.social
Beloved cunt. Fan of Decorative soaps. 0 kills 0 assists 7 deaths, still at the top of the leaderboard.
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Batman '89 Porn Parody
Joker: "This town needs an enema, because I'm about to fuck it in the ass"
[Guy who's dressed like Gotham City walks in]
Joker: "This town needs an enema, because I'm about to fuck it in the ass"
[Guy who's dressed like Gotham City walks in]
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Batman '89 Porn Parody
Joker: "This town needs an enema, because I'm about to fuck it in the ass"
[Guy who's dressed like Gotham City walks in]
Joker: "This town needs an enema, because I'm about to fuck it in the ass"
[Guy who's dressed like Gotham City walks in]
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It's still unclear what Doug Ford's plan was there
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's still unclear what Doug Ford's plan was there
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
Tom Petty if he were a spider:
I'm running down the drain
Washing out with the rain
Waiting for the sun to shine
Then I'm going to climb
Running down the drain
I'm running down the drain
Washing out with the rain
Waiting for the sun to shine
Then I'm going to climb
Running down the drain
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tom Petty if he were a spider:
I'm running down the drain
Washing out with the rain
Waiting for the sun to shine
Then I'm going to climb
Running down the drain
I'm running down the drain
Washing out with the rain
Waiting for the sun to shine
Then I'm going to climb
Running down the drain
both teams are going to get 5 runs next inning, watch
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
both teams are going to get 5 runs next inning, watch
The maid after being sent home for the 995th time: "I think she's having an affair."
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The maid after being sent home for the 995th time: "I think she's having an affair."
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"you will never be a woman"
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"you will never be a woman"
I'm pregnant with a baby girl, I'm going to name her after her mother, I'm going to name her "James Bond"
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'm pregnant with a baby girl, I'm going to name her after her mother, I'm going to name her "James Bond"
My face when the 6'7" matcha labubu close-talker is sponge worthy:
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My face when the 6'7" matcha labubu close-talker is sponge worthy:
Choosing a picture where he's hitting the "had to do it to 'em" pose is amazing
Curtis Sliwa says he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out of the NYC mayoral race and work for Andrew Cuomo.
Give me candidacy or give me death: GOP nominee holds firm in NYC mayoral race
Curtis Sliwa said he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out and work for one of his rivals.
www.politico.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Choosing a picture where he's hitting the "had to do it to 'em" pose is amazing
Maybe there wasn't a political motivation, maybe he shot him cuz he looks like skibidi toilet
September 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Maybe there wasn't a political motivation, maybe he shot him cuz he looks like skibidi toilet
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I have 2 1/2 hours to pay rent and I am still exactly £340.56 short!⚠️⚠️⚠️
I have until Monday night to make rent and I'm still £470 short.
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
16% off if you sign up annually!
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
You get literally 1000s of posts, over 800 recipes for £5 and more added every day.
16% off if you sign up annually!
Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.
I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.
To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.
Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.
Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it.
http://patreon.com/fightingpride93
September 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have 2 1/2 hours to pay rent and I am still exactly £340.56 short!⚠️⚠️⚠️
>Private meeting with Putin
>Skin starts to discolour
>Vanishes
>Skin starts to discolour
>Vanishes
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
>Private meeting with Putin
>Skin starts to discolour
>Vanishes
>Skin starts to discolour
>Vanishes
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Being interacted with by my fellow humans over on X, The Everything App
August 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Being interacted with by my fellow humans over on X, The Everything App
Willow Rosenberg has a much greater sense of propriety and self respect than me, I 100% would've engaged in interdimensional selfcest with that vampire
July 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Willow Rosenberg has a much greater sense of propriety and self respect than me, I 100% would've engaged in interdimensional selfcest with that vampire
[Tony Montana voice] You don't get a sugar high like this from eating watermelon, let me tell you
July 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
[Tony Montana voice] You don't get a sugar high like this from eating watermelon, let me tell you
In the past 20 hours I've had 4 bacon cheeseburgers from 3 separate fast places (2 Teen Burgers from A&W, an Angus w/bcn&chs from Harvey's, and a Bacon Deluxe from Wendy's), my goal? To get heartburn and the runs.
a man in a red shirt says stay tuned in front of a red background
Alt: Papa John says "stay tuned"
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
In the past 20 hours I've had 4 bacon cheeseburgers from 3 separate fast places (2 Teen Burgers from A&W, an Angus w/bcn&chs from Harvey's, and a Bacon Deluxe from Wendy's), my goal? To get heartburn and the runs.
I sweat so much from work tonight that the AC on the bus is chilling me to the bone
July 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I sweat so much from work tonight that the AC on the bus is chilling me to the bone
MAX LORD YOU ARE PUTTING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GRAVE DANGER I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE STONE
July 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
MAX LORD YOU ARE PUTTING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GRAVE DANGER I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE STONE