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silly nonsense from your friend
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I can crack a coconut between my thighs but i always pee from the strain and i dont want to get piss on your coconut.
hard to believe but it's already March
January 25, 2026 at 9:53 PM
hard to believe but it's already March
Jesus fucking christ. I can't believe I'm watching another street execution in America. Be safe everyone. never stop fighting. a just future exists.
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Jesus fucking christ. I can't believe I'm watching another street execution in America. Be safe everyone. never stop fighting. a just future exists.
*** non-silly post ***
to my friends living under fascism:
I'm floored by the strength and resilience i've seen. it may get much worse, which is why you must keep fighting. any way you can, give em hell.
*** non-silly post ***
to my friends living under fascism:
I'm floored by the strength and resilience i've seen. it may get much worse, which is why you must keep fighting. any way you can, give em hell.
*** non-silly post ***
January 24, 2026 at 9:44 PM
*** non-silly post ***
to my friends living under fascism:
I'm floored by the strength and resilience i've seen. it may get much worse, which is why you must keep fighting. any way you can, give em hell.
*** non-silly post ***
to my friends living under fascism:
I'm floored by the strength and resilience i've seen. it may get much worse, which is why you must keep fighting. any way you can, give em hell.
*** non-silly post ***
(robot pictured next to your father's penis for scale)
Researchers have succeeded in developing the smallest fully autonomous robot in history. It measures less than 1 millimeter and can swim underwater for months powered only by light. www.wired.com/story/autono...
This Autonomous Aquatic Robot Is Smaller Than a Grain of Salt
Researchers have succeeded in developing the smallest fully autonomous robot in history. It measures less than 1 millimeter and can swim underwater for months powered only by light.
www.wired.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 PM
(robot pictured next to your father's penis for scale)
porkin' beefs fishy chicken meat shack for gravy boys
January 18, 2026 at 4:50 PM
porkin' beefs fishy chicken meat shack for gravy boys
Hi, sorry for my late response. Just going through my inbox from December and A CHRIST CHILD WAS BORN IN BETHLEHEM!?!
What are out next steps? lets schedule a zoom to talk strategies.
What are out next steps? lets schedule a zoom to talk strategies.
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Hi, sorry for my late response. Just going through my inbox from December and A CHRIST CHILD WAS BORN IN BETHLEHEM!?!
What are out next steps? lets schedule a zoom to talk strategies.
What are out next steps? lets schedule a zoom to talk strategies.
brute-forcing a dartboard puzzle in Blue Prince is a proud and noble tradition
January 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
brute-forcing a dartboard puzzle in Blue Prince is a proud and noble tradition
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some people are so good at having bad takes that you could invert them all and end up with consistently good takes
January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
some people are so good at having bad takes that you could invert them all and end up with consistently good takes
I'm learning Japanese so I can respectfully ask if Hideo Kojima would consider using Alt Text
January 17, 2026 at 10:56 AM
I'm learning Japanese so I can respectfully ask if Hideo Kojima would consider using Alt Text
J Edgar Hoover, I have a good plan to kill you and this is your last warning you fed pig fuck. this is not a joke.
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 AM
J Edgar Hoover, I have a good plan to kill you and this is your last warning you fed pig fuck. this is not a joke.
MAN MARRIES GUN
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January 15, 2026 at 6:33 AM
MAN MARRIES GUN
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saying strange things to your cat is one of the main reasons to
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
saying strange things to your cat is one of the main reasons to
hard to believe it is already February
January 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
hard to believe it is already February
Watching THE PITT and I like how the show is good.
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Watching THE PITT and I like how the show is good.
you guys. she has her own living room now
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
you guys. she has her own living room now
Plur1bus is a show about a drunk driver who finds herself in a world where she can drive drunk anywhere, all the time.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Plur1bus is a show about a drunk driver who finds herself in a world where she can drive drunk anywhere, all the time.
thinking some of the thoughts that get you in trouble if you say them to therapist
January 8, 2026 at 7:39 AM
thinking some of the thoughts that get you in trouble if you say them to therapist
just cut my toe nails: no botches, no blood 🎸⚡️😎
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
just cut my toe nails: no botches, no blood 🎸⚡️😎
Mine own granmama used to say "what the honse wants the honse gets" and then she'd do a sick Ollie.
January 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Mine own granmama used to say "what the honse wants the honse gets" and then she'd do a sick Ollie.
if a cat were called Judy I'd kiss them on the head top
January 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
if a cat were called Judy I'd kiss them on the head top
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I'm gonna keep it real with yall I don't really know what to say these days. there's nothing I can say that other smarter people haven't said better. but I have a sweet little cat that's keeping me going and I hope he's helping to keep you going as well so that's what I'm gonna do
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I'm gonna keep it real with yall I don't really know what to say these days. there's nothing I can say that other smarter people haven't said better. but I have a sweet little cat that's keeping me going and I hope he's helping to keep you going as well so that's what I'm gonna do
Wilhelm scream. retire that trash and remove it from all movies. This incredibly distinctive sound is great if your goal is to break immersion. it is not cool or funny or cute or a neat lil homage for true film fans. it is just fucking stupid and lame and uncreative. Tarantino horseshit.
#FilmSky, a quick question; what is the pettiest thing you have had to be annoyed at a film? I ask because I am watching The Gift from 2000, and the main character does divination with Zener Cards, which are not the same thing as Tarot at all. Why go for a more boring looking option?
January 4, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Wilhelm scream. retire that trash and remove it from all movies. This incredibly distinctive sound is great if your goal is to break immersion. it is not cool or funny or cute or a neat lil homage for true film fans. it is just fucking stupid and lame and uncreative. Tarantino horseshit.
I can crack a coconut between my thighs but i always pee from the strain and i dont want to get piss on your coconut.
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I can crack a coconut between my thighs but i always pee from the strain and i dont want to get piss on your coconut.
meatloaf is a word that definitely describes what that thing is. but it should have another name because, c'mon.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
meatloaf is a word that definitely describes what that thing is. but it should have another name because, c'mon.