Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise
@greytideskye.bsky.social
Too robust for just one station. Chief Requisitions Officer for The Stardust Initiative. (TSW Character #TSWRP #SWLRP) #HiveHum
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Who is Hazel, and why is she nutting into jars?
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Who is Hazel, and why is she nutting into jars?
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This was the post, good job everyone with your hard work today but, this was it, everyone pat yourselves on the back and head home it was a good team effort and this was The One
rapture thighs around my face, girl. i'm ready to meet god
September 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This was the post, good job everyone with your hard work today but, this was it, everyone pat yourselves on the back and head home it was a good team effort and this was The One
cadbury crime egg
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
cadbury crime egg
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Tony's Cinnamon Krunchers (2003-2006): Hexagonal cereal pieces with a texture that could best be described as "flat Crispix", covered in a cinnamon-sugar dusting that Tony the Tiger himself boasted would not wash off in milk
March 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tony's Cinnamon Krunchers (2003-2006): Hexagonal cereal pieces with a texture that could best be described as "flat Crispix", covered in a cinnamon-sugar dusting that Tony the Tiger himself boasted would not wash off in milk
Had a dream that Jamraqoi dropped a rap that was 4 minutes 50 seconds of "I am a little forgetful. I stuck my dick in a pretzel," while waving his arms around in various abandoned elder care homes.
A documentary focused solely on his negotiations with a gymnast to appear in the music video
A documentary focused solely on his negotiations with a gymnast to appear in the music video
September 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Had a dream that Jamraqoi dropped a rap that was 4 minutes 50 seconds of "I am a little forgetful. I stuck my dick in a pretzel," while waving his arms around in various abandoned elder care homes.
A documentary focused solely on his negotiations with a gymnast to appear in the music video
A documentary focused solely on his negotiations with a gymnast to appear in the music video
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You might be “done” with COVID, but it’s not done w/ you
COVID isn’t even done w/ you after your acute infection
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks or months after your initial infection
It can exacerbate any pre-existing condition / cause new conditions (physical AND mental health conditions)
COVID isn’t even done w/ you after your acute infection
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks or months after your initial infection
It can exacerbate any pre-existing condition / cause new conditions (physical AND mental health conditions)
COVID is as relevant in 2025 as it was from 2020 to 2022
The gov’t & mainstream media wants you to 🙈 🙉 🙊
Your “mild” infection from weeks, months, or even yrs ago could be affecting your organs & immune system w/o you knowing
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks / months after the acute infection
The gov’t & mainstream media wants you to 🙈 🙉 🙊
Your “mild” infection from weeks, months, or even yrs ago could be affecting your organs & immune system w/o you knowing
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks / months after the acute infection
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You might be “done” with COVID, but it’s not done w/ you
COVID isn’t even done w/ you after your acute infection
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks or months after your initial infection
It can exacerbate any pre-existing condition / cause new conditions (physical AND mental health conditions)
COVID isn’t even done w/ you after your acute infection
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks or months after your initial infection
It can exacerbate any pre-existing condition / cause new conditions (physical AND mental health conditions)
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Damn, are you fast paced and frantic, cause that ass is unreal
tournament 2004
tournament 2004
September 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Damn, are you fast paced and frantic, cause that ass is unreal
tournament 2004
tournament 2004
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i think often about this discussion between Yoshiyuki Tomino and Hideaki Anno. it's one of the funniest ways anyone has ever talked about restraint vs self indulgence in art.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i think often about this discussion between Yoshiyuki Tomino and Hideaki Anno. it's one of the funniest ways anyone has ever talked about restraint vs self indulgence in art.
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Remember Kids if someone is on fire do the following
1. Punch the person behind you in the face
2. Also give them a shot to the Kidney while Fisting the person in front of you
This will distract everyone so you can get out first
1. Punch the person behind you in the face
2. Also give them a shot to the Kidney while Fisting the person in front of you
This will distract everyone so you can get out first
September 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Remember Kids if someone is on fire do the following
1. Punch the person behind you in the face
2. Also give them a shot to the Kidney while Fisting the person in front of you
This will distract everyone so you can get out first
1. Punch the person behind you in the face
2. Also give them a shot to the Kidney while Fisting the person in front of you
This will distract everyone so you can get out first
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Every care tag on every article of clothing or bedding these days says "machine wash separately." My good sir just how many washing machines do you suppose I possess
September 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every care tag on every article of clothing or bedding these days says "machine wash separately." My good sir just how many washing machines do you suppose I possess
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New release: Moon Dragon (1997 - Win) - https://www.myabandonware.com/game/moon-dragon-y9t #abandonware
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
New release: Moon Dragon (1997 - Win) - https://www.myabandonware.com/game/moon-dragon-y9t #abandonware
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Sure boss. I don’t know what “accountable” means but I’d love to be held.
September 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Sure boss. I don’t know what “accountable” means but I’d love to be held.
Todo: read more
i was thinking recently about how much i loved the feature in Maple Story where the airships ran on a schedule and you had to wait for them, and you'd see the other players with you on board while travelling. it made the world feel more like a real place!
September 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Todo: read more
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Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years
September 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years
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How to apologize: a short thread.
So. You've fucked up. You did or said or wrote something that angered and/or offended and/or hurt someone or many someones. You need to apologize--either because you were wrong, or because people are telling you to apologize. Which one is the case doesn't matter.
So. You've fucked up. You did or said or wrote something that angered and/or offended and/or hurt someone or many someones. You need to apologize--either because you were wrong, or because people are telling you to apologize. Which one is the case doesn't matter.
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
How to apologize: a short thread.
So. You've fucked up. You did or said or wrote something that angered and/or offended and/or hurt someone or many someones. You need to apologize--either because you were wrong, or because people are telling you to apologize. Which one is the case doesn't matter.
So. You've fucked up. You did or said or wrote something that angered and/or offended and/or hurt someone or many someones. You need to apologize--either because you were wrong, or because people are telling you to apologize. Which one is the case doesn't matter.
what if I was a wizard and you were a wizard and though we hated each other we teamed up to escape this hypothetical and now we're out in the real world here to get revenge on the ones who bound us in an abstract clause of pretend
would that be messed up or what
would that be messed up or what
September 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
what if I was a wizard and you were a wizard and though we hated each other we teamed up to escape this hypothetical and now we're out in the real world here to get revenge on the ones who bound us in an abstract clause of pretend
would that be messed up or what
would that be messed up or what
I don't support lube, especially for the knockers. I took a vow of chafetitty.
August 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I don't support lube, especially for the knockers. I took a vow of chafetitty.
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I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug