gregoryb.gonzalez
@gregorybgonzalez.bsky.social
I was kicked off Facebook for calling Mark Zuckerberg a sex doll with a bad perm! (Just kidding. Apparently, I said too many fucked-up things about Donald Trump. Motherfucker can't take a joke!)
So, if we were friends on facebook, I'm here!
My
So, if we were friends on facebook, I'm here!
My
"I dunno bout any of you, but I'm gonna go camp out to buy tickets for the premiere of Melania tonight!"
(Said no one EVER.)
(Said no one EVER.)
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
"I dunno bout any of you, but I'm gonna go camp out to buy tickets for the premiere of Melania tonight!"
(Said no one EVER.)
(Said no one EVER.)
Man, I hate paying bills. It always makes me feel like I've been prison raped.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Man, I hate paying bills. It always makes me feel like I've been prison raped.
Dear Jeff Bezos:
I know that since you own the Bond franchise, you've been looking to continue it but can't because of the way he died in the last film. But I know how to plausibly bring him back.
#Amazon
#Jeffbezos
#primevideo
I know that since you own the Bond franchise, you've been looking to continue it but can't because of the way he died in the last film. But I know how to plausibly bring him back.
#Amazon
#Jeffbezos
#primevideo
January 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Dear Jeff Bezos:
I know that since you own the Bond franchise, you've been looking to continue it but can't because of the way he died in the last film. But I know how to plausibly bring him back.
#Amazon
#Jeffbezos
#primevideo
I know that since you own the Bond franchise, you've been looking to continue it but can't because of the way he died in the last film. But I know how to plausibly bring him back.
#Amazon
#Jeffbezos
#primevideo
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
MEXICO TO DONALD TRUMP:
Four words: Remember the Alamo, BITCH?
Four words: Remember the Alamo, BITCH?
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
MEXICO TO DONALD TRUMP:
Four words: Remember the Alamo, BITCH?
Four words: Remember the Alamo, BITCH?
Trump is a FUCKING MORON of the first order.
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Trump is a FUCKING MORON of the first order.
When even Hezbollah says you fucked up, YOU FUCKED UP!
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
When even Hezbollah says you fucked up, YOU FUCKED UP!
Trump: "Our great Country cannot be run by 'STUPID' or INCOMPETENT PEOPLE!"
Me: 'Then why are YOU still in charge, you dumb motherfucker?"
Me: 'Then why are YOU still in charge, you dumb motherfucker?"
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Trump: "Our great Country cannot be run by 'STUPID' or INCOMPETENT PEOPLE!"
Me: 'Then why are YOU still in charge, you dumb motherfucker?"
Me: 'Then why are YOU still in charge, you dumb motherfucker?"
To quote The Plague: "What can I tell ya, kid? Computers don't lie!"
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
To quote The Plague: "What can I tell ya, kid? Computers don't lie!"
JD Vance?
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
JD Vance?
Tell me something- If the millions of pages in the Epstein files are a Democrat hoax, where the fuck did they find the time to create it? They don't strike me as having that much time on their hands.
#epsteinfiles
#epsteinfiles
December 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tell me something- If the millions of pages in the Epstein files are a Democrat hoax, where the fuck did they find the time to create it? They don't strike me as having that much time on their hands.
#epsteinfiles
#epsteinfiles
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
For being a lesbian, Bari Weiss seems to really enjoy sucking Trump's cock.
#bariweiss
#cbsnews
#60minutes
#bariweiss
#cbsnews
#60minutes
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
For being a lesbian, Bari Weiss seems to really enjoy sucking Trump's cock.
#bariweiss
#cbsnews
#60minutes
#bariweiss
#cbsnews
#60minutes
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No wonder the resident Trump propagandist at CBS didn't want us to see this. It is horrific and shows how deeply lawless and depraved the Trump/Miller administration is.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No wonder the resident Trump propagandist at CBS didn't want us to see this. It is horrific and shows how deeply lawless and depraved the Trump/Miller administration is.
I always said Bari Weiss was a piece of shit.
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I always said Bari Weiss was a piece of shit.
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The reality of all of Trump's cabinet and all positions appointed by Trump.
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The reality of all of Trump's cabinet and all positions appointed by Trump.
These are the same people who think that Trump is a great president.
Ok I'm just going to come out and say it, i can hide the truth no longer. I quite like The Force Awakens.
a close up of a person giving a thumbs up next to a robot
Alt: a close up of a person giving a thumbs up next to a robot
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
These are the same people who think that Trump is a great president.
QUESTION FOR ALL OF TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS: If Trump doesn't care that Rob Reiner was killed, what makes you think he gives a shit about you?
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
QUESTION FOR ALL OF TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS: If Trump doesn't care that Rob Reiner was killed, what makes you think he gives a shit about you?
After last night's speech, I think it’s safe to say that now we know why Trump never won an Emmy.
#trumpspeech
#loser
#notmypresident
#trumpspeech
#loser
#notmypresident
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
After last night's speech, I think it’s safe to say that now we know why Trump never won an Emmy.
#trumpspeech
#loser
#notmypresident
#trumpspeech
#loser
#notmypresident
I guess Trump celebrated Festivus early this year and aired his list of grievances tonight.
"I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!"
#festivus
#trumpspeech
#donaldtrump
"I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!"
#festivus
#trumpspeech
#donaldtrump
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I guess Trump celebrated Festivus early this year and aired his list of grievances tonight.
"I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!"
#festivus
#trumpspeech
#donaldtrump
"I GOTTA LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!"
#festivus
#trumpspeech
#donaldtrump
Trump is just serving up SNL's cold open to them on a silver platter with an apple in its mouth. Fucking moron.
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpSpeech
#snl
#fuckingidiot
#whatbullshit
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpSpeech
#snl
#fuckingidiot
#whatbullshit
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Trump is just serving up SNL's cold open to them on a silver platter with an apple in its mouth. Fucking moron.
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpSpeech
#snl
#fuckingidiot
#whatbullshit
#DonaldTrump
#TrumpSpeech
#snl
#fuckingidiot
#whatbullshit
This should scare the shit out of you.
‘Trump Flipped On Us’: MAGA Reacts to Potential National Citizen Database
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
www.newsweek.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This should scare the shit out of you.
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Fucker wants to stay out of prison...
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Fucker wants to stay out of prison...
To every MAGA motherfucker who says, "I didn't vote for this!", I got news for you-
YES, YOU DAMNED WELL DID.
Own your fuck-ups, assholes. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
YES, YOU DAMNED WELL DID.
Own your fuck-ups, assholes. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
To every MAGA motherfucker who says, "I didn't vote for this!", I got news for you-
YES, YOU DAMNED WELL DID.
Own your fuck-ups, assholes. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
YES, YOU DAMNED WELL DID.
Own your fuck-ups, assholes. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.