Greg Bulmash
@gregbulmash.bsky.social
Author of "The New Heroes of Old™" series. NovelCast at https://youtube.com/@newheroesofold and wherever fine podcasts are available.
Check out Bulmash Music: https://bounce.ws/yt-bulmash
Check out Bulmash Music: https://bounce.ws/yt-bulmash
When our Doordash driver arrived he handed us our unbagged entrees and the bag that fell apart when he tried to pick it up.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 AM
When our Doordash driver arrived he handed us our unbagged entrees and the bag that fell apart when he tried to pick it up.
Trump claimed Ilhan Omar probably staged yesterday's attack on her.
Sure, and while we're making up insane shit, Charlie Kirk faked his death on orders from Trump.
Sure, and while we're making up insane shit, Charlie Kirk faked his death on orders from Trump.
January 28, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Trump claimed Ilhan Omar probably staged yesterday's attack on her.
Sure, and while we're making up insane shit, Charlie Kirk faked his death on orders from Trump.
Sure, and while we're making up insane shit, Charlie Kirk faked his death on orders from Trump.
It's no surprise to me that the toadies of a president who makes Nixon look virtuous would betray their base and throw carrying for self defense under the bus to cover their butts.
These people are sociopaths and narcissists with no loyalty but to Trump... For now.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
These people are sociopaths and narcissists with no loyalty but to Trump... For now.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Trump administration goes after Second Amendment rights in justifying Minneapolis shooting
A number of pro-gun rights Republicans pushed back on the administration's argument that Alex Pretti was dangerous because he had a gun. Pretti was legally licensed to carry one.
www.nbcnews.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It's no surprise to me that the toadies of a president who makes Nixon look virtuous would betray their base and throw carrying for self defense under the bus to cover their butts.
These people are sociopaths and narcissists with no loyalty but to Trump... For now.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
These people are sociopaths and narcissists with no loyalty but to Trump... For now.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Seahawks v Pats II. This time it's personal.
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Seahawks v Pats II. This time it's personal.
So disappointed in @elevenlabs.io today. Tried their image gen tools. Specifying 16:9 ratio output gets you 7:4 in NanoBanana and 16:8.9333 in Flux 2. If you have a 16:9 template, neither's output works right in it without massaging.
Don't promise 16:9 if you can't deliver.
Don't promise 16:9 if you can't deliver.
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
So disappointed in @elevenlabs.io today. Tried their image gen tools. Specifying 16:9 ratio output gets you 7:4 in NanoBanana and 16:8.9333 in Flux 2. If you have a 16:9 template, neither's output works right in it without massaging.
Don't promise 16:9 if you can't deliver.
Don't promise 16:9 if you can't deliver.
Considering the Gestapo tactics being used by DHS and DOJ, I consider this German ad on LinkedIn to be poorly timed and sending a mixed message.
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Considering the Gestapo tactics being used by DHS and DOJ, I consider this German ad on LinkedIn to be poorly timed and sending a mixed message.
Is it me or does Bovino look like a lesbian in this photo? #SheSoButch
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Is it me or does Bovino look like a lesbian in this photo? #SheSoButch
After today's note from Envato that they're changing AI generation credits from unlimited to 10 a month, I'm wondering if it was because AI is gobbling up so much money, hardware, and electricity.
That put me in mind of the Shell Silverstein poem, Hungry Mungry.
Is it an allegory for AI?
That put me in mind of the Shell Silverstein poem, Hungry Mungry.
Is it an allegory for AI?
Hungry Mungry
YouTube video by Shel Silverstein - Topic
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January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
After today's note from Envato that they're changing AI generation credits from unlimited to 10 a month, I'm wondering if it was because AI is gobbling up so much money, hardware, and electricity.
That put me in mind of the Shell Silverstein poem, Hungry Mungry.
Is it an allegory for AI?
That put me in mind of the Shell Silverstein poem, Hungry Mungry.
Is it an allegory for AI?
The best part about GrubHub's tracker is watching the little car plow through houses because the GPS data is 20 yards off.
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The best part about GrubHub's tracker is watching the little car plow through houses because the GPS data is 20 yards off.
You know you're something special when you get invited to join the Illuminati. Wonder why it got filtered to spam. Hmmm.
January 24, 2026 at 2:20 AM
You know you're something special when you get invited to join the Illuminati. Wonder why it got filtered to spam. Hmmm.
New Heroes of Old™ NovelCast debuts Tuesday. Gonna slow roll promo until the audiobook hits online stores later in the week.
I used a "professional AI clone" with mild modification to make my voice a little deeper and more consistent, but it's still my reading.
I used a "professional AI clone" with mild modification to make my voice a little deeper and more consistent, but it's still my reading.
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
New Heroes of Old™ NovelCast debuts Tuesday. Gonna slow roll promo until the audiobook hits online stores later in the week.
I used a "professional AI clone" with mild modification to make my voice a little deeper and more consistent, but it's still my reading.
I used a "professional AI clone" with mild modification to make my voice a little deeper and more consistent, but it's still my reading.
My $0.92 breakfast. Arriving with my Walmart+ grocery order sometime in the next hour. It pays to think ahead.
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
My $0.92 breakfast. Arriving with my Walmart+ grocery order sometime in the next hour. It pays to think ahead.
I am not mad that I got 28 new followers in the past few hours. Just wondering why since I had one like and zero reposts in that time.
Are y'all just hate-following me? Are y'all just eagerly anticipating The New Heroes of Old™ NovelCast premiere next week? Or are ya bot accounts?
Enlighten me!
Are y'all just hate-following me? Are y'all just eagerly anticipating The New Heroes of Old™ NovelCast premiere next week? Or are ya bot accounts?
Enlighten me!
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I am not mad that I got 28 new followers in the past few hours. Just wondering why since I had one like and zero reposts in that time.
Are y'all just hate-following me? Are y'all just eagerly anticipating The New Heroes of Old™ NovelCast premiere next week? Or are ya bot accounts?
Enlighten me!
Are y'all just hate-following me? Are y'all just eagerly anticipating The New Heroes of Old™ NovelCast premiere next week? Or are ya bot accounts?
Enlighten me!
Yo, @safeway.bsky.social, this is not one of your better merchandising placements.
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Yo, @safeway.bsky.social, this is not one of your better merchandising placements.
I have my over-ear headphones on for audio work. They're noise isolating, not noise cancelling. Even through these cans, I can hear my dog snoring 7 feet behind me.
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I have my over-ear headphones on for audio work. They're noise isolating, not noise cancelling. Even through these cans, I can hear my dog snoring 7 feet behind me.
How much did Trump cost you today? 1 percent of your portfolio's value? More?
The rapture can't come soon enough.
www.nbcnews.com/business/mar...
The rapture can't come soon enough.
www.nbcnews.com/business/mar...
Markets plunge as Trump reignites fears of a trade war over Greenland
The "Sell America" trade compelled investors to dump U.S. stocks and bonds, while gold and silver, both safe haven assets, hit fresh highs.
www.nbcnews.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:56 PM
How much did Trump cost you today? 1 percent of your portfolio's value? More?
The rapture can't come soon enough.
www.nbcnews.com/business/mar...
The rapture can't come soon enough.
www.nbcnews.com/business/mar...
Damn. What a show!
I am excited times infinity to host this show. The whole Netflix Is A Joke Festival is a blazing bucket of hilarity but let's be honest this is the best one. May 4-10. Tickets on sale Friday, January 23rd @ 10am PST.
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Damn. What a show!
My first batch of author's copies came in.
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 AM
My first batch of author's copies came in.
Reposted by Greg Bulmash
OK, that's just freaking hilarious.
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
OK, that's just freaking hilarious.
I'm waiting for Trump to offer to give Puerto Rico to Denmark as part of a deal to buy Greenland.
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I'm waiting for Trump to offer to give Puerto Rico to Denmark as part of a deal to buy Greenland.
People have been citing Hitler and Napoleon's failures in Russia as reasons not to invade Greenland.
False equivalent.
Soviet Union population before WWII: 175,000,000.
Current Greenland population: 57,000.
Any supply issues foreign invaders face will be faced by foreign defenders too.
False equivalent.
Soviet Union population before WWII: 175,000,000.
Current Greenland population: 57,000.
Any supply issues foreign invaders face will be faced by foreign defenders too.
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
People have been citing Hitler and Napoleon's failures in Russia as reasons not to invade Greenland.
False equivalent.
Soviet Union population before WWII: 175,000,000.
Current Greenland population: 57,000.
Any supply issues foreign invaders face will be faced by foreign defenders too.
False equivalent.
Soviet Union population before WWII: 175,000,000.
Current Greenland population: 57,000.
Any supply issues foreign invaders face will be faced by foreign defenders too.