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3 goldendoodles in a trench coat. they/them. 🌈 🍉 ♐️
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It’s such a burden to be the funny friend.
March 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It’s such a burden to be the funny friend.
manifesting spring
February 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
manifesting spring
Do you think redboxes feel touch starved?
February 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Do you think redboxes feel touch starved?
Friday after work feels like anything is possible.
February 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Friday after work feels like anything is possible.
honestly, snow can just fuck right off.
February 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
honestly, snow can just fuck right off.
i will never endorse the phrases “prefunk” or “unsweetened iced tea”.
February 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i will never endorse the phrases “prefunk” or “unsweetened iced tea”.
pov: your bed is too small but you need somewhere cozy to eat your pupsicle.
February 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
pov: your bed is too small but you need somewhere cozy to eat your pupsicle.
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A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au
i can’t really describe the feeling i have when a video about neo n@z1s is followed by a video about fluffy pancakes.. a screenshot is worth 1,000 words?
February 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i can’t really describe the feeling i have when a video about neo n@z1s is followed by a video about fluffy pancakes.. a screenshot is worth 1,000 words?
is there anything better than hanging out on the couch with your dog on sunday night and listening to music?
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
is there anything better than hanging out on the couch with your dog on sunday night and listening to music?
two-dimensional friday night.
February 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
two-dimensional friday night.
4 day work week.
February 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
4 day work week.
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Wherein the president tries to describe a resort hotel development and an ethnic cleansing simultaneously, and clearly forgets which one he is talking about several times.
February 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wherein the president tries to describe a resort hotel development and an ethnic cleansing simultaneously, and clearly forgets which one he is talking about several times.
a break from the horrors: bernie enjoying a snow day.
February 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
a break from the horrors: bernie enjoying a snow day.
“unprecedented is an overused statement in this political moment” overheard on npr
February 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“unprecedented is an overused statement in this political moment” overheard on npr
that last hour of work feeling.
February 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
that last hour of work feeling.
just saved almost $20 with coupons and sales at the grocery store and I am JAZZED.
February 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
just saved almost $20 with coupons and sales at the grocery store and I am JAZZED.
the same mother being delulu. (sent out of the blue with no previous plans to talk).
January 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the same mother being delulu. (sent out of the blue with no previous plans to talk).
I had a conversation with my (estranged) mom today. She revealed that she voted for rump and spewed hateful rhetoric. I asked her how she could vote for someone who doesn’t think I should exist, she told me I was being extreme … 🧵
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I had a conversation with my (estranged) mom today. She revealed that she voted for rump and spewed hateful rhetoric. I asked her how she could vote for someone who doesn’t think I should exist, she told me I was being extreme … 🧵
THE MORAL PANIC IS ABOUT ME!
January 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
THE MORAL PANIC IS ABOUT ME!