Blake
@greatsaltblake.bsky.social
Real Househusband of Ozaukee County. Formerly a sportswriter, forever a sports sicko
To be honest this does provide a little context for why the Bucks ticket sales office has been contacting me so aggressively for the past couple days
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
To be honest this does provide a little context for why the Bucks ticket sales office has been contacting me so aggressively for the past couple days
All right so maybe Brosmer is not the guy either
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
All right so maybe Brosmer is not the guy either
Taking the kids to their first Bucks game today! Excited to bore them to tears explaining that I lobbied the Bucks to draft Domantas Sabonis and then they went and took Thon Maker instead
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Taking the kids to their first Bucks game today! Excited to bore them to tears explaining that I lobbied the Bucks to draft Domantas Sabonis and then they went and took Thon Maker instead
Million-dollar idea: a Mechanical Turk that sucks
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Million-dollar idea: a Mechanical Turk that sucks
TIRED: JailBlazers
WIRED: Federal PrisonBlazers
WIRED: Federal PrisonBlazers
Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
TIRED: JailBlazers
WIRED: Federal PrisonBlazers
WIRED: Federal PrisonBlazers
Deftly closing the curtains so no passersby can see me clapping like a seal during the NBA on NBC intro
October 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Deftly closing the curtains so no passersby can see me clapping like a seal during the NBA on NBC intro
Honestly I felt worse after the 2018 NLCS. This team is full of young guys and randos and the farm system is stacked. Feels like you can reload. 2018 felt more like a fleeting opportunity to catch lightning in a bottle to me
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Honestly I felt worse after the 2018 NLCS. This team is full of young guys and randos and the farm system is stacked. Feels like you can reload. 2018 felt more like a fleeting opportunity to catch lightning in a bottle to me
Credit where due: winning the series clincher entirely with solo homers was a good bit
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Credit where due: winning the series clincher entirely with solo homers was a good bit
ARRRRRGH GOTTA GO!!
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
ARRRRRGH GOTTA GO!!
Can’t believe he pulled Ashby with a three-hitter in progress
October 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Can’t believe he pulled Ashby with a three-hitter in progress
September 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Reposted by Blake
I went to “Tall Ships in Port Washington” and all I saw was these tall ships in Port Washington
July 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I went to “Tall Ships in Port Washington” and all I saw was these tall ships in Port Washington
Jake “Rake” Bauers cleans up the 2025 award with “luther” by Kendrick Lamar and SZA
Blake’s Brewers Walkup Banger of the Year goes to Sal Frelick with “Slow Down” by Clyde Carson. Complimenti, Salvatore!
He joins past winners Scooter Gennett, Travis Shaw, Christian Yelich, Yasmani Grandal, (award vacated in 2020), Jackie Bradley Jr., Mike Brosseau, and William Contreras
He joins past winners Scooter Gennett, Travis Shaw, Christian Yelich, Yasmani Grandal, (award vacated in 2020), Jackie Bradley Jr., Mike Brosseau, and William Contreras
May 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Jake “Rake” Bauers cleans up the 2025 award with “luther” by Kendrick Lamar and SZA
Any time I hear hail start to hit the windows I reflexively think “and heeeeere come the pretzels”
May 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Any time I hear hail start to hit the windows I reflexively think “and heeeeere come the pretzels”
Very easy to get the kids excited about home composting. “Hey you guys wanna help me dump some worms into this pile of trash?” Of course!
May 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Very easy to get the kids excited about home composting. “Hey you guys wanna help me dump some worms into this pile of trash?” Of course!
New sentence alert: The pope and I have both gotten to see Bobby Jenks pitch live
And the Sun-Times got a photo of the new pope at a Sox Game (yes yes the 2005 World Series) — chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...
Chicago high school cheers White Sox fan Pope Leo XIV — 'He's one of us'
While Robert Francis Prevost didn’t attend St. Rita of Cascia High School in Ashburn, his connection to the school runs deep. In the 1980s, he was a substitute and summer school teacher at the school ...
chicago.suntimes.com
May 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
New sentence alert: The pope and I have both gotten to see Bobby Jenks pitch live
TIRED: What if the president became pope?
WIRED: What if the pope became president?
WIRED: What if the pope became president?
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
TIRED: What if the president became pope?
WIRED: What if the pope became president?
WIRED: What if the pope became president?
Well I’ve already seen a Jazz fan declare Lauri Markkanen off-limits in a potential Giannis trade. We are in for an endless stream of nonsense
April 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Well I’ve already seen a Jazz fan declare Lauri Markkanen off-limits in a potential Giannis trade. We are in for an endless stream of nonsense
Am I a joke to you Ticketmaster
April 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Am I a joke to you Ticketmaster
Sports bluesky has come a long way, to the point that I was going to be legitimately disappointed if it had an outage during the draft
April 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sports bluesky has come a long way, to the point that I was going to be legitimately disappointed if it had an outage during the draft
Reject grindset
Embrace Frog and Toadcore
Embrace Frog and Toadcore
April 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reject grindset
Embrace Frog and Toadcore
Embrace Frog and Toadcore