Great Jorb
@greatjorb.bsky.social
30, music instrument builder & programmer
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@greatjorb.bsky.social
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Hopefully made this a slightly nicer place. Or at least I had fun making a Bluesky bot for a couple of hours
What’s there left to test, they definitely make a giant boom
BREAKING: Trump orders the Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons for the first time since 1992.
Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
nbcnews.to
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What’s there left to test, they definitely make a giant boom
A thing I believe wholeheartedly is they didn’t need to put that dog in space
August 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A thing I believe wholeheartedly is they didn’t need to put that dog in space
Nothing like a family wedding
July 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Nothing like a family wedding
On parts of LinkedIn you’ve only dreamed about
June 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
On parts of LinkedIn you’ve only dreamed about
Vaxxed?
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was taken to the hospital by ambulance, according to CNN.
June 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Vaxxed?
submitting my taxes on april fools day so they understand its just a joke and they dont get mad
April 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
submitting my taxes on april fools day so they understand its just a joke and they dont get mad
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I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
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this person said it so good so here it is
February 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this person said it so good so here it is
Kids these days don’t even scrobble. All they know is scroll
February 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Kids these days don’t even scrobble. All they know is scroll
Travis Kelce’s brother was invented in a lab so they could be in twice as many commercials
February 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Travis Kelce’s brother was invented in a lab so they could be in twice as many commercials
Doopi is live: chillen
February 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Doopi is live: chillen
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Nickelodeon green slimes jack black and everyone cheers but when I shoot out my monstrous blood like a firehose onto the audience it’s suddenly a fucking problem
January 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Nickelodeon green slimes jack black and everyone cheers but when I shoot out my monstrous blood like a firehose onto the audience it’s suddenly a fucking problem
Most realistic part of the Substance 2024 is spewing green gatorade the second anything goes wrong
January 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Most realistic part of the Substance 2024 is spewing green gatorade the second anything goes wrong
There is a tie and pin for pilots who have had to eject from their aircraft and I need to steal this valor. I need the “plane oopsie” tie
December 29, 2024 at 8:07 PM
There is a tie and pin for pilots who have had to eject from their aircraft and I need to steal this valor. I need the “plane oopsie” tie
After the grinch we should’ve exiled Jim Carrey like we did Napoleon after the battle of Waterloo
December 26, 2024 at 2:31 AM
After the grinch we should’ve exiled Jim Carrey like we did Napoleon after the battle of Waterloo
When your family forgets about Jacob Marley when trying to count the ghosts in a Christmas Carol
December 25, 2024 at 8:19 PM
When your family forgets about Jacob Marley when trying to count the ghosts in a Christmas Carol
Luigi Mangione? The film director?
December 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Luigi Mangione? The film director?
Fish can't look up.
But I could dig my talons into a fish one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this fish ever so roughly. I can make sure this fish eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that savagely and see the stars for the first time.
But I could dig my talons into a fish one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this fish ever so roughly. I can make sure this fish eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that savagely and see the stars for the first time.
November 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Fish can't look up.
But I could dig my talons into a fish one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this fish ever so roughly. I can make sure this fish eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that savagely and see the stars for the first time.
But I could dig my talons into a fish one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this fish ever so roughly. I can make sure this fish eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that savagely and see the stars for the first time.
Listen thanksgiving should just be a normal meal
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Listen thanksgiving should just be a normal meal
Defying gravi-skeet
November 28, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Defying gravi-skeet
The trick is to keep the lights off an overcast day.
Haunt your own apartment. Make another cup only to have something warm in your hands.
There are only so many hours in a week to accomplish this.
Haunt your own apartment. Make another cup only to have something warm in your hands.
There are only so many hours in a week to accomplish this.
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The trick is to keep the lights off an overcast day.
Haunt your own apartment. Make another cup only to have something warm in your hands.
There are only so many hours in a week to accomplish this.
Haunt your own apartment. Make another cup only to have something warm in your hands.
There are only so many hours in a week to accomplish this.