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GreatJohnT
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1st playthough of Ds1 done. Bosses in order of attempts.

Gwyn, Ceaseless Discharge, Bed of Chaos, Capra, Sif, Iron Golem, Stray, 4 Kings, Oreinstein and Smough, Quelaag, Seath, Asylum Demon, Taurus Demon, Gargoyles, Firesage, Centipede Deomn, Pinwheel, Moonlight Butterfly, Nito, Gaping dragon
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I bet bjj practitioners have crazy sex. Your out here doing missionary while some dude with a brown belt is going for a backward pubis scorpion hold.
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Note from chef: Cookie dough is not a compound butter
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Me an armchair progresive upset at the state of things
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Apologies for all these white boy thoughts
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Web 3 is when Ai gets the flesh
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Fall makes me depressed in a cringe way. Both my cigarette consumption and number of night walks are up 1 million percent since summer ended.
October 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Woah hold on fellas. I just had a crazy revelation, what if social media is actually not good for you, Preposterous right?
October 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can't wait for cozy boy winter, where the rhino pills at?
October 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm looking at the patterns in the sand, Home Boy. I see web 3.0, Cool Cat. Let me tell you, it's no bueno, hoss.
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Why is October so hot. I'm going to throw bricks at the sun
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If you have to many anti-oxidants can you still breath? Serious answers only, I am on my 26th tamarind pod.
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Kitchens are such beautiful mashups of culture and language. Sometimes it feels like I speak a special dialect but mostly I'm just yelling about salads.
September 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'd rather die cringe than live boring :flame: :sunglasses: :skateboard: :cold-face: :cold-face:
September 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I should have been born 30 years earlier. I would have crushed the 90s.
September 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
So... do you like using urinals, or are you normal?
September 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I'm the type of person who forgets a cup of tea for a few hours. So, I got a thermos, and it really works. Now, instead of drinking cold tea, I burn my mouth
September 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
AI is cool because it's like if you scream into the void, the void steals someone else's screams and gives them to you
September 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Today, a coworker of mine said I would make a good podcaster.
August 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me, a cook grappling with the realization that I've never made a dish that I've like more than a nice watermelon
August 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Sometimes you just have to piss yourself so you can leave the function. Follow for more life hacks.
August 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I used to think my dentist was a huge supporter of local businesses. Turns out that's not what local anesthetic means
August 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Here are my unsolicited movie reviews that I refuse to explain.

Weapons - did not enjoy it

Eddignton - hated it
August 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Cover letters are small talk for hiring managers
August 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Fruit is like if vegetables were candy
August 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM