Iron Azeb
greasedupazeb.bsky.social
Iron Azeb
@greasedupazeb.bsky.social
Trenches?
Crusades?
No, Habibi, this is the Iron Revolution 💪🙌🏽
My favorite part about defending the wall from heretic raiders is the after party with the boys. Could fill the Mediterranean up with all the oil we use
February 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This new recruit is always really excited to help me lather up, which is convenient because my lats have become so huge, I can't reach my back. I love his enthusiasm haha!

Little handsy, though.
February 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Orders came down from the Sultan today. Bad news.. we're all out of oil. Good news.. I've stockpiled so much that I might actually put Azeb Ayman out of business 🤣
February 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Some guy in a gas mask comes strolling out of the desert talking about "holy warfare" and "labyrinthian ditches spanning an entire battlefield".

I'm like, what is this, some kind of Trench Crusade?

Anyways, we fed him to the homunculus we keep in the barracks for entertainment 🤣
February 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
These Azeb Ayman "Huge Hunks" brand weights keep falling apart. Literally, turning into dust. Anytime I try to get a refund, I just wait around all day and end up spending more money. How does he get me every time 🤦🏾‍♂️
February 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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DO NOT buy Ayman Azeb’s “Bad Day Go-Away Spray”. Not only did it not improve my day, but I’m fairly sure it’s acidic.
February 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Bumped into this janissarie today.. he turns around, calls me a dog, and tells me to know my place. Like okay chief, keep babysitting the Sultan or whatever, I got a date with your wife anyways 😂💪🏾
February 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Just heard some pilgrims bragging about how they resurrect. Okay big whoop my homonculus has done that 7 times. Get a new schtick.
February 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Been hitting so many squats lately, gonna change my profession to ASSassin
February 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Was antagonizing one of the bulls and it accidentally blew up someone's house 💀 gonna tell them it was one of those ladies with the nukes LOL
February 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Anyone got any protein recommendations? I bought this jar labeled "Trench Dust" from some dude in a cone hat last week at the bazaar and I swear it got me hearing voices.
February 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just hanging out with the boys, pumping some Iron. Captain rode our ass today about not getting anything done but this wall ain't going to polish itself 💪
February 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM