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@graybirches.bsky.social
She/her, but like a ship. bi, 31 years old. Occasional dog-posting.
Sorry if you're one of those people who hates the idea of someone hearing them use the toilet - but it's way weirder to have someone sitting in the stall next to me in compete silence. Just piss.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
October 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me when I do my dishes and then my dishes are done
September 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
People have told me I'm very patient with my dog but they don't understand is that she is also patient with me.
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Bad dog pics? Bad dog pics
December 4, 2024 at 8:24 PM
There's a lotta people online rn that need to learn where the line goes between "victim-blaming" and "predicting an extremely predictable outcome"
September 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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NEW 🚨 The violence is the point. Elected Dems must call for widespread resignations (RFK, Bhattacharya, Prasad) in response to the CDC shooting. Public health must demand this of them, and the public must demand that of us. With @publichealthguy1.bsky.social in STAT: www.statnews.com/2025/08/15/c...
The CDC shooting was public health’s Jan. 6
“In RFK Jr.’s America, it will never be safe to practice public health or medicine," write an epidemiologist and a former CDC staffer.
www.statnews.com
August 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think sobriety might be a scam
August 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Meet a friend along the way
August 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Gonna turn a labubu into a stealth knife
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Crazy how the cops are allowed to do things like speed and lane split and it still takes them 7-10 business days to show up to the scene of the crime.
July 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Mmm juicy
July 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My bad, I tried to give someone common sense video game advice instead of telling them to double-jump 360-no-clip through the enemy hit box
July 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Remember when we used to be friends and trusted each other with our dark thoughts? That was fun. Sure hope you aren't hanging onto my dark thoughts for future blackmail purposes
July 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What are the odds that the Trimp admin just put the List in a regular trash can
July 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I don't wanna hear a man complain about his "crazy ex gf" unless she at least sent him to the hospital.
July 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It is a little bit funny that not a single person said "happy 4th" to me yesterday
July 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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⁺‧₊˚ Holy Death ˚₊‧⁺
June 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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People freaking out when chat gpt says it’s alive
June 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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“I’m not going to wash my hands unless the government mandates I do it”

That’s how healthcare workers sound when they refuse to mask.

They said it’s “not required”.

Infection control is a basic part of your job.

If a patient asks you to mask, wear the mask!
June 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I could never work for door dash cause I would be nibbling on the customer's fries
June 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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well put
June 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Honestly I think we should be allowed to throw rocks at politicians as long as they don't exceed the size of a baseball.
June 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM