Geraldine Lasers
@grapeormelon.bsky.social
Weather, Science, and Puzzle Shows~>~> Accidentally impressed Buckley Space Force (should’a been called Space Corps) and Parker PD with the scientific process summer 2023-present.
To the monsters,
we’re the monsters.
Always a problem in fascist spaces 🤷🏻♂️
To the monsters,
we’re the monsters.
Always a problem in fascist spaces 🤷🏻♂️
Pinned
They want to see my stream and they can’t. It’s for insurance purposes, not their content,
in the absence of law enforcement and law&order
and since cops are doing insurance fraud and all.
in the absence of law enforcement and law&order
and since cops are doing insurance fraud and all.
Cops doing insurance fraud in the state of Colorado.
Arapahoe County.
Denver County.
Douglas Cointy, said it was fine.
Fire rescue. South metro Fire
Said it was fine that they’re allowed to overwhelm our safety systems.
Arapahoe County.
Denver County.
Douglas Cointy, said it was fine.
Fire rescue. South metro Fire
Said it was fine that they’re allowed to overwhelm our safety systems.
Wouldn’t it be cool if we had a lasso of truth right about now?
It never really landed when I was a kid, it always seemed…secondary
but I get it now.
The golden lasso of truth. Yes.
It never really landed when I was a kid, it always seemed…secondary
but I get it now.
The golden lasso of truth. Yes.
REP. BALINT: “This is not a game, Secretary!”
BONDI: “I’m Attorney General.”
REP. BALINT: “My apologies. I couldn’t tell.” 🔥
BONDI: “I’m Attorney General.”
REP. BALINT: “My apologies. I couldn’t tell.” 🔥
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Wouldn’t it be cool if we had a lasso of truth right about now?
It never really landed when I was a kid, it always seemed…secondary
but I get it now.
The golden lasso of truth. Yes.
It never really landed when I was a kid, it always seemed…secondary
but I get it now.
The golden lasso of truth. Yes.
My oh my, oh my. 🤦🏻♂️
Oh my. Goodness.
I guess it’s settled what all those “same cars from CU” are all about now.
🤢 🤮
Oh my. Goodness.
I guess it’s settled what all those “same cars from CU” are all about now.
🤢 🤮
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My oh my, oh my. 🤦🏻♂️
Oh my. Goodness.
I guess it’s settled what all those “same cars from CU” are all about now.
🤢 🤮
Oh my. Goodness.
I guess it’s settled what all those “same cars from CU” are all about now.
🤢 🤮
This was January 6th 2025.
The men who created this incentivized culture war chaos violence content bit as a parallel construct to the sexual violence I tried to report to Parker pd, recently tried to re-film this scene but failed as I only needed vinegar and left via a different door than usual.
The men who created this incentivized culture war chaos violence content bit as a parallel construct to the sexual violence I tried to report to Parker pd, recently tried to re-film this scene but failed as I only needed vinegar and left via a different door than usual.
I’m typically trying to grocery shop when these men use my life/livelihood to produce/film/stream culture war chaos violence content whilst also creating numerous parallel constructs to privately preemptively absolve themselves of sexual deviance, stalking, and vehicular violence via local LE.
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This was January 6th 2025.
The men who created this incentivized culture war chaos violence content bit as a parallel construct to the sexual violence I tried to report to Parker pd, recently tried to re-film this scene but failed as I only needed vinegar and left via a different door than usual.
The men who created this incentivized culture war chaos violence content bit as a parallel construct to the sexual violence I tried to report to Parker pd, recently tried to re-film this scene but failed as I only needed vinegar and left via a different door than usual.
I’m going to spend a little time now and show what this new illegal Cop violence looks and feels like to navigate your safety around.
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I’m going to spend a little time now and show what this new illegal Cop violence looks and feels like to navigate your safety around.
Look at this bitch. 👀
This woman and another purposely walked up to a group of kids protesting. Literally said “you’re kids” then started a fake fight she could victimize herself in to the local police shortly after.
Look at that smile.
They’re having so much fun destroying our communities.
This woman and another purposely walked up to a group of kids protesting. Literally said “you’re kids” then started a fake fight she could victimize herself in to the local police shortly after.
Look at that smile.
They’re having so much fun destroying our communities.
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Look at this bitch. 👀
This woman and another purposely walked up to a group of kids protesting. Literally said “you’re kids” then started a fake fight she could victimize herself in to the local police shortly after.
Look at that smile.
They’re having so much fun destroying our communities.
This woman and another purposely walked up to a group of kids protesting. Literally said “you’re kids” then started a fake fight she could victimize herself in to the local police shortly after.
Look at that smile.
They’re having so much fun destroying our communities.
Holy Crow!!
It’s on right now!
I haven’t actually seen this one just read about it after watching twilight zone’s “he’s alive”.
It’s on right now!
I haven’t actually seen this one just read about it after watching twilight zone’s “he’s alive”.
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Holy Crow!!
It’s on right now!
I haven’t actually seen this one just read about it after watching twilight zone’s “he’s alive”.
It’s on right now!
I haven’t actually seen this one just read about it after watching twilight zone’s “he’s alive”.
No Mars 4 Anyone,
as it turns out. lol ✌🏼
as it turns out. lol ✌🏼
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
No Mars 4 Anyone,
as it turns out. lol ✌🏼
as it turns out. lol ✌🏼
Let the record show,
It’s both, the original Superman and Batman started black and white then transitioned to color.
👩🏻⚖️
It’s both, the original Superman and Batman started black and white then transitioned to color.
👩🏻⚖️
Wait, it’s Batman that’s black and white to color 1960’s. Does Superman only do techno color then? 🤔
The cutest episode of this series is when Lois gets sick while answering love letters then finds out Superman is Clark, because he wants to marry her, but then she wakes up. 😂
It’s really cute.
The cutest episode of this series is when Lois gets sick while answering love letters then finds out Superman is Clark, because he wants to marry her, but then she wakes up. 😂
It’s really cute.
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Let the record show,
It’s both, the original Superman and Batman started black and white then transitioned to color.
👩🏻⚖️
It’s both, the original Superman and Batman started black and white then transitioned to color.
👩🏻⚖️
I get this one antenna channel that’s all old action hero television.
Original Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The A-Team and a bunch of rogue good guy shows I didn’t know were on when I was a kid.
Then at night it’s all old Star Trek (various). It’s the best. It’s called Heroes and Icons, H&I.
Original Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The A-Team and a bunch of rogue good guy shows I didn’t know were on when I was a kid.
Then at night it’s all old Star Trek (various). It’s the best. It’s called Heroes and Icons, H&I.
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I get this one antenna channel that’s all old action hero television.
Original Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The A-Team and a bunch of rogue good guy shows I didn’t know were on when I was a kid.
Then at night it’s all old Star Trek (various). It’s the best. It’s called Heroes and Icons, H&I.
Original Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The A-Team and a bunch of rogue good guy shows I didn’t know were on when I was a kid.
Then at night it’s all old Star Trek (various). It’s the best. It’s called Heroes and Icons, H&I.
mm hm. 🙄
What would be worse is if new admin rooted “customers” were also coordinated in new admin’s passive violence.
Wouldn’t it? Almost hard to prove, by any current standards, not that the cops would allow that anyway.
Almost like they sat around and thunk it all up themselves.
But yeah
What would be worse is if new admin rooted “customers” were also coordinated in new admin’s passive violence.
Wouldn’t it? Almost hard to prove, by any current standards, not that the cops would allow that anyway.
Almost like they sat around and thunk it all up themselves.
But yeah
It’d be a real shame if all those flashy lights to proceed from the middle of the road for the purposely placed teslas were actually just the innocent Amazon/DoorDash drivers
🤷🏻♂️
out trying to making a living, unlike the bad white lady winemom parallel construct someone knew to create preemptively. 🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️
out trying to making a living, unlike the bad white lady winemom parallel construct someone knew to create preemptively. 🤷🏻♂️
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
mm hm. 🙄
What would be worse is if new admin rooted “customers” were also coordinated in new admin’s passive violence.
Wouldn’t it? Almost hard to prove, by any current standards, not that the cops would allow that anyway.
Almost like they sat around and thunk it all up themselves.
But yeah
What would be worse is if new admin rooted “customers” were also coordinated in new admin’s passive violence.
Wouldn’t it? Almost hard to prove, by any current standards, not that the cops would allow that anyway.
Almost like they sat around and thunk it all up themselves.
But yeah
Dear McDonald’s,
We need to talk about one of your stores…
We need to talk about one of your stores…
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Dear McDonald’s,
We need to talk about one of your stores…
We need to talk about one of your stores…
There’s something about later winter months and Station Eleven…
Let’s all watch it.
There’s a lot of rocks coming towards ships rn and no one needs to get stuck in the undersea about it. 🥹
youtu.be/0h-7BMDSc6U
Let’s all watch it.
There’s a lot of rocks coming towards ships rn and no one needs to get stuck in the undersea about it. 🥹
youtu.be/0h-7BMDSc6U
Station Eleven Limited Series Trailer | Rotten Tomatoes TV
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes TV
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
There’s something about later winter months and Station Eleven…
Let’s all watch it.
There’s a lot of rocks coming towards ships rn and no one needs to get stuck in the undersea about it. 🥹
youtu.be/0h-7BMDSc6U
Let’s all watch it.
There’s a lot of rocks coming towards ships rn and no one needs to get stuck in the undersea about it. 🥹
youtu.be/0h-7BMDSc6U
Does anyone know what’s under this man’s shirt?
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Does anyone know what’s under this man’s shirt?
This one is funny because the local police have allowed men to stream/stalk me for so long, LE adjacent car clubs come out of nowhere to pack the grocery store parking lot hoping to be featured on the dashcams i got so these men don’t hurt me and… maybe I should ask Safeway about it, finally.
🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️
^this post is funny because I was actually singing that song on one of our many excursions across the street,
and the cops have made it a point 👁️👁️
to personally instruct me to do both as a solution to the violence they planned and are now doing.
and the cops have made it a point 👁️👁️
to personally instruct me to do both as a solution to the violence they planned and are now doing.
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 PM
This one is funny because the local police have allowed men to stream/stalk me for so long, LE adjacent car clubs come out of nowhere to pack the grocery store parking lot hoping to be featured on the dashcams i got so these men don’t hurt me and… maybe I should ask Safeway about it, finally.
🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️
I have evidence to suggest it is the police and new admin feds infiltrating spaces to set “boundaries” around who is or is not welcome.
The paranoia is the point, hopefully resulting in some kind of a purity test which checks some boxes to create domestic terrorists out of church book clubs. 🫡
The paranoia is the point, hopefully resulting in some kind of a purity test which checks some boxes to create domestic terrorists out of church book clubs. 🫡
Yeah this is why they’ll debate whether it’s too dangerous to go to a protest without a mask but then passionately advocate t0 all be carrying guns when monitoring ICE. (Really: it’s often the same people.) The heuristic isn’t “what will keep us safe” but “does it make me feel like a revolutionary.”
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I have evidence to suggest it is the police and new admin feds infiltrating spaces to set “boundaries” around who is or is not welcome.
The paranoia is the point, hopefully resulting in some kind of a purity test which checks some boxes to create domestic terrorists out of church book clubs. 🫡
The paranoia is the point, hopefully resulting in some kind of a purity test which checks some boxes to create domestic terrorists out of church book clubs. 🫡
If anyone is doxxed and/or harassed as a result of the new federal government making enemies out of citizens exercising their constitutional rights, please contact me and I can check to see if they practiced on me in the last three years. 🫡
Memorial Day 2023 at Broadstone Montane’s lazy river, “this bitch” with South Metro Fire Rescue, said if I was “gonna be rude” “they’ll make me famous”. Here we are.
The cops.
In this photo she had just instructed a man in a position of power over kids, to film between my legs in a lawn chair.
The cops.
In this photo she had just instructed a man in a position of power over kids, to film between my legs in a lawn chair.
January 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
If anyone is doxxed and/or harassed as a result of the new federal government making enemies out of citizens exercising their constitutional rights, please contact me and I can check to see if they practiced on me in the last three years. 🫡
Yup. That was my experience yesterday as well. lol
January 26, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Yup. That was my experience yesterday as well. lol
What he means by “good luck with that” is that he knows their fan club are now poised and ready to make everyone’s life harder and more dangerous, on a personal level via digital targeting,
so new admin can just say “a drunk” or “a crazy” or “a woman” or “trumps derangement syndromed”
so new admin can just say “a drunk” or “a crazy” or “a woman” or “trumps derangement syndromed”
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
What he means by “good luck with that” is that he knows their fan club are now poised and ready to make everyone’s life harder and more dangerous, on a personal level via digital targeting,
so new admin can just say “a drunk” or “a crazy” or “a woman” or “trumps derangement syndromed”
so new admin can just say “a drunk” or “a crazy” or “a woman” or “trumps derangement syndromed”
Oh good, I’m getting word today on my five block commute these men tried to murder my friend Saturday night.
No matter how much the people trying to force normalcy, politeness right now are just the clear and obvious ugly people.
Everyone knows. This violence is ugly on them.
No matter how much the people trying to force normalcy, politeness right now are just the clear and obvious ugly people.
Everyone knows. This violence is ugly on them.
Watch yourselves and your loved ones crossing the street. 🤗
They’re weaponizing vehicles against themselves.
The Cops.
They’re weaponizing vehicles against themselves.
The Cops.
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Oh good, I’m getting word today on my five block commute these men tried to murder my friend Saturday night.
No matter how much the people trying to force normalcy, politeness right now are just the clear and obvious ugly people.
Everyone knows. This violence is ugly on them.
No matter how much the people trying to force normalcy, politeness right now are just the clear and obvious ugly people.
Everyone knows. This violence is ugly on them.
She looks absolutely stunning standing up for our communities. 🤩
I just love her.
So much respect.
If you haven’t seen it, her new movie with Lily Tomlin “Moving On” is really good.
They’re hilarious.
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
I just love her.
So much respect.
If you haven’t seen it, her new movie with Lily Tomlin “Moving On” is really good.
They’re hilarious.
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
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January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
She looks absolutely stunning standing up for our communities. 🤩
I just love her.
So much respect.
If you haven’t seen it, her new movie with Lily Tomlin “Moving On” is really good.
They’re hilarious.
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
I just love her.
So much respect.
If you haven’t seen it, her new movie with Lily Tomlin “Moving On” is really good.
They’re hilarious.
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
Reposted by Geraldine Lasers
Reposted by Geraldine Lasers
This commercial started showing up around Christmas and it’s so interesting for a number of reasons.
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
At Byrna, We Don't Sell Bananas
YouTube video by Byrna
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
This commercial started showing up around Christmas and it’s so interesting for a number of reasons.
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo