Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God

A heads-up to any U.S. retailer who sells beef or products containing beef from Argentina: I will not only boycott purchasing beef products from you, I will not be purchasing ANYTHING from you.

"For Now"-- Chicken-shit SCOTUS doesn't seem to realize that the Actuary Fairy is AWOL. Some get to stay, "for now" most lose, "for now."

Elon Musk is a moron

Mike Lee is a moron

They are both morons together

@bagleycartoons.bsky.social
Doesn't the usual "redemption tour" for elite Mormon males usually mean sending them off to be mission president somewhere away from the news?

#BarackObamaAppreciarionDay

What say you, Utah Senators Lee and Curtis, Reps Moore, Maloy, Kennedy, Owens?

Today a sitting senator was assaulted and handcuffed for simply trying to attend a PUBLIC press conference and asking a question. You must speak up, Now! A day may come when there is no one left to speak up for YOU!

If you support the deportation of children with cancer and the vilification of immigrants and you believe that the New Testament is the Word of God, get ready to fry in hell.

Governor Cox abandoned his moderate, inclusive policies to go all in on MAGA and their idiot war on DEI.

Now he’s just another Red Hat swearing total allegiance to that criminal dictator squatting in the White House

Hey Senators and Representatives, maybe ask your staffers and all the federal workers in your states/districts how they feel about having their data stolen by Musk? Worst data breach in history is my take. He should rot in prison.

Trump tanking the economy is definitely on my bingo card, I just did not expect it to be the free space. 😖

I propose a special Nobel prize to the student who can create a science fair exhibit: Show how opening all the fire hydrants and residents all running hoses at the same time can cause them to run out of water even when the reservoirs have plenty of water. 3rd grade level of understanding.

I have contacted Senator Curtis to voice intense objection to the nomination and confirmation of Hegseth as Defense Secretary. I won't bother to contact Mike Lee as my mental health demands that I refuse to acknowledge he even exists.

As expected, the @nytimes.com refuses to address reality directly, hiding behind vaguely polite narratives and the misguided excuse of journalistic standards to avoid political backlash. But just because they rejected my letter due to its blunt honesty, doesn’t mean it can’t be read at all.

Heavens!

Anyone coming for me or mine, our personal freedoms, our private decisions, our books, art, thoughts, or who wants the government in our bedrooms, doctor's offices, or schoolrooms, know this:

👹HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOKE GRANDMA👹

Oh, I have plenty to say...just wanted my first post here to be over-the-top articulate and pithy. Working on it.