graham warren
grahamwarren.bsky.social
graham warren
@grahamwarren.bsky.social
trophy husband
Qiaotou, in Zhejiang, China, produces 60% of the world's buttons and 80% of its zips. Our trouser security is in the hands of Xi Jinping.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Monaco is approximately 70% foreign nationals, so Ratcliffe doesn't mind living somewhere where there's a high proportion of immigrants as long as they're the right sort of immigrants.
February 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Angine de Poitrine. This is right up my street. share.google/Gt6T3scIma7x...
February 8, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Reposted by graham warren
Creep & Creepier
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Looking at those who have signed up for this Board of Peace nonsense does not reassure me that Trump takes due diligence sufficiently seriously.
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Just read a book on how to end sentences with Beatles song titles.
That's two hours of my life I won't get back.
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Boooooorrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg! #davos
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I'm expecting two men in white coats to escort him off the stage to a rubber room. #davos
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Stealing this for my new band name. #belgianwhistles
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Virginia Bottomley isn't related to Arthur Bottomley. He was Parliamentary Under-Secretary for Commonwealth Affairs and declared, on landing in Zambia, that he was delighted to be in the Gambia. Zambia radio later announced the arrival of "Arthur Commonly, the British Bottomwealth secretary".
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I'm getting a bit worried about Tories turning up in unusual scenarios in the dreams I'm having. Last night it was Virginia Bottomley. For goodness sake.
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Anita Harris - 'Somebody's in my Orchard' #vinyl
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Congrats to BBC News interviewing a man called Cliff who lives on the edge of a cliff. #bbcnews
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
#nowplaying 'Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy' Elton John #vinyl
January 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
'Bowie: The Final Act' on Ch4 was very disappointing. The director would have been better to make a more in-depth 90min documentary about his last few years leading to his death and the release of 'Blackstar'. #davidbowie
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
No news today. Happy New Year everybody.
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 AM
George Harrison and his cat Korky. #cat
December 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Day 54 of Bach pilgrimage. Cantata 91 For Christmas Day.
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Yuletide felicitations to all, from everyone here at Warren Towers.
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
'Leave it Tony, he's not worth it.'
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Day 53 of Bach pilgrimage. Cantata 70 For the Fourth Sunday in Advent.
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Overheard at Asda. An old dear in the turkey aisle.
Old dear: 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
Assistant: 'I'm afraid not, they're dead'.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Regarding Liz Truss fashioning new members of her Leconfield Club from menu items from Gail's, perhaps she could learn from Miranda Hart and surround herself with Vegetapals.
December 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Lambeth Palace: "Now, is there anything at all in the past that we should know about before we give you the job?"
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Church of England reviewing complaint against incoming archbishop of Canterbury
Sarah Mullally accused of mishandling abuse complaint against priest in London, where she serves as bishop
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
#nowplaying 'Catch Bull At Four' Cat Stevens #vinyl #catstevens
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM