Graham Brack
@grahambrack.bsky.social
Crime novelist and assistant curate in Northamptonshire
Go on. You might like it.
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Go on. You might like it.
"They'll make her a nice pair of furry slippers" her aunts agreed. #GirlsOwnCC
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"They'll make her a nice pair of furry slippers" her aunts agreed. #GirlsOwnCC
However long she looked in the mirror, Sarina Wiegman remained unimpressed with the new Lionesses' away kit. #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
However long she looked in the mirror, Sarina Wiegman remained unimpressed with the new Lionesses' away kit. #GirlsOwnCC
"Is that an unusual deformity, or is he an Old Harrovian?" #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"Is that an unusual deformity, or is he an Old Harrovian?" #GirlsOwnCC
"Oi didn't 'ave no chicken ballotine so oi ain't paying for no chicken ballotine. Mine was the sea bream with crushed ceps on a bed o' toasted kelp." #GirlsOwnCC
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"Oi didn't 'ave no chicken ballotine so oi ain't paying for no chicken ballotine. Mine was the sea bream with crushed ceps on a bed o' toasted kelp." #GirlsOwnCC
Thank you! I had a great time reading your review too.
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Thank you! I had a great time reading your review too.
Yet another one - the last audiobook for now - out today on Spotify. Other suppliers may follow. Alex Wyndham does a really good job of these books.
January 20, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Yet another one - the last audiobook for now - out today on Spotify. Other suppliers may follow. Alex Wyndham does a really good job of these books.
“I never realised that you were a Freemason, Miss Nightingale.” #GirlsOwnCC
January 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
“I never realised that you were a Freemason, Miss Nightingale.” #GirlsOwnCC
For those who like audiobooks, another one is out today. Or, if you don't want the book, just enjoy Alex Wyndham's voice.
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
For those who like audiobooks, another one is out today. Or, if you don't want the book, just enjoy Alex Wyndham's voice.
"But Daddy, if you won't join in how can we perform 'Three Little Maids from School' for the parish social?" #GirlsOwnCC
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
"But Daddy, if you won't join in how can we perform 'Three Little Maids from School' for the parish social?" #GirlsOwnCC
It was a splendid way to spend an evening. Louisa sang Schubert lieder while Albert jammed along on the air cello. #GirlsOwnCC
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
It was a splendid way to spend an evening. Louisa sang Schubert lieder while Albert jammed along on the air cello. #GirlsOwnCC
If Uncle Claude didn't stop using her handkerchiefs to prove that Old Carthusians' winning goal on Saturday was offside Lucinda would brain him with the kitchen chair and stamp on the entire Wanderers defence. #GirlsOwnCC
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
If Uncle Claude didn't stop using her handkerchiefs to prove that Old Carthusians' winning goal on Saturday was offside Lucinda would brain him with the kitchen chair and stamp on the entire Wanderers defence. #GirlsOwnCC
Last seven days to pre-order at a special price before publication. Go on, treat yourself!
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Last seven days to pre-order at a special price before publication. Go on, treat yourself!
“I don’t fancy Mr Scrooge’s Christmas Party. Seven years ago his partner died of boredom during it and it says here the entertainment will be provided by Bob Cratchit and his Tiny Tim. Is that a novelty act?” #GirlsOwnCC
December 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“I don’t fancy Mr Scrooge’s Christmas Party. Seven years ago his partner died of boredom during it and it says here the entertainment will be provided by Bob Cratchit and his Tiny Tim. Is that a novelty act?” #GirlsOwnCC
Having failed miserably to capture the photofinish on the way down, Gordon was waiting patiently for the cyclists to return in four days' time with a rather cleverer idea in mind... #GirlsOwnCC
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Having failed miserably to capture the photofinish on the way down, Gordon was waiting patiently for the cyclists to return in four days' time with a rather cleverer idea in mind... #GirlsOwnCC
"It's a very nice small parlour, I agree, but I don't think one could successfully hold a World Cup draw here."
"Picture it, if you will, Madam, with a lot more cheap bling, some loud music from your youth and half a dozen daiquiris inside you, then see what you think." #GirlsOwnCC
"Picture it, if you will, Madam, with a lot more cheap bling, some loud music from your youth and half a dozen daiquiris inside you, then see what you think." #GirlsOwnCC
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"It's a very nice small parlour, I agree, but I don't think one could successfully hold a World Cup draw here."
"Picture it, if you will, Madam, with a lot more cheap bling, some loud music from your youth and half a dozen daiquiris inside you, then see what you think." #GirlsOwnCC
"Picture it, if you will, Madam, with a lot more cheap bling, some loud music from your youth and half a dozen daiquiris inside you, then see what you think." #GirlsOwnCC
"How is it you, a man, can work a door handle successfully when that fellow last week had no idea?" #GirlsOwnCC
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"How is it you, a man, can work a door handle successfully when that fellow last week had no idea?" #GirlsOwnCC
"There was surely no mention of a BDSM-equipped chamber on the estate agents' particulars."
"Hush, Mother. mind your own business."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Hush, Mother. mind your own business."
#GirlsOwnCC
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"There was surely no mention of a BDSM-equipped chamber on the estate agents' particulars."
"Hush, Mother. mind your own business."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Hush, Mother. mind your own business."
#GirlsOwnCC
Sarah couldn't bear to look as Ernest demonstrated once again how he had failed Advanced Door-Opening at his school by opening the door into his own groin thus ensuring the end of his family's male line. #GirlsOwnCC
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Sarah couldn't bear to look as Ernest demonstrated once again how he had failed Advanced Door-Opening at his school by opening the door into his own groin thus ensuring the end of his family's male line. #GirlsOwnCC
Yet another attempt to pick your pocket. In which Mercurius is forced to endure a certain amount of luxury...
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yet another attempt to pick your pocket. In which Mercurius is forced to endure a certain amount of luxury...
"They are nice, aren't they? I got them on eBay." #GirlsOwnCC
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"They are nice, aren't they? I got them on eBay." #GirlsOwnCC
It’s how I was taught to do it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s how I was taught to do it.
My midwife cousin baptised children before I got to do it for just that reason.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My midwife cousin baptised children before I got to do it for just that reason.