Just tried to rewatch the nanny diaries and gave up about 10 minutes in. How did Scar Jo recover from that

The MCR Toronto tickets are still like minimum 280$ for nosebleeds, concerts have gone completely out of control and if you actually fall for those prices you’re part of the problem I’m sorry, they were here like three years ago and tickets were 50$ y’all need to get right with Christ

Somebody should make a Canadian Bandle with only Cancon tunes that shit would go so crazy

The Materialists was genuinely the worst movie I’ve ever seen, and not even in like a brave way like Megalopolis. Dakota Johnson’s agent should be destroyed

It’s so sad that men don’t feel comfortable taking photos on themselves unless it’s in front of a national monument or on a balcony overlooking the city skyline at night

Shoresy is a funny show but it feels like the director is an 18 year old boy fresh out of experimental film school who also just recently discovered he likes girls

“Can’t put a price on preventing skin cancer!”

Yes I can. It’s 30.99 plus tax at shoppers

And likewise Outlander would be an okay show if they didn’t insist on showing every one of those assaults in vivid 4K detail. Turns out people can actually sympathize with female characters even if we don’t watch them get brutally attacked

Diana Gabaldon would be a great author if she didn’t insist on using SA as a way to move the plot forward, literally every single time she has run out of ideas

When somebody asks me what’s wrong how can I possibly tell them the truth? That I am constantly thinking about Asia O’Hara’s butterflies

Just had steak. Do yall know about this???

“I say this with all the love in my heart,” me, moments before telling somebody I hate them

If they got John Belushi to play Edward Cullen, probably: Dis is da skin of a killer, Bella

I don’t trust people who can’t appreciate corny romance novels. Like if you hate fourth wing bc the writing is bad and the plot makes no sense mama I hate to break it to you but that is truly the entire point

Real “graphic design is my passion” vibes from the Super Bowl production team tonight

Fox’s scorecard for the Super Bowl ugly as fuck I’m not an iPad baby I don’t need 2010 minimalist UI thanks

Happy to be here lads