not sure why, but when I found out other gay guys have cars, I'm shocked and honestly so proud of them.
August 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
not sure why, but when I found out other gay guys have cars, I'm shocked and honestly so proud of them.
get ready, babe, for this week's date night I've partnered with Factor
August 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
get ready, babe, for this week's date night I've partnered with Factor
You can't hurt me, I once wore a beret to the Louvre
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You can't hurt me, I once wore a beret to the Louvre
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Lovingly pissing into the beautiful urinal
August 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Lovingly pissing into the beautiful urinal
tying a noose is pretty easy, but it turns out a Nerds Rope cannot hold an adult's bodyweight
July 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
tying a noose is pretty easy, but it turns out a Nerds Rope cannot hold an adult's bodyweight
real eyes realize Bette Davis eyes
July 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
real eyes realize Bette Davis eyes
NastyPig is the gay Juicy Couture
June 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
NastyPig is the gay Juicy Couture
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wearing a banana costume and pushing a grocery cart full of vaseline to the self-checkout
January 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
wearing a banana costume and pushing a grocery cart full of vaseline to the self-checkout
gay guys will post a photo of themselves shirtless with their eyes closed and say "insta saw it first" as if it's some long awaited piece of media and not the 409th identical picture on their camera roll
June 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
gay guys will post a photo of themselves shirtless with their eyes closed and say "insta saw it first" as if it's some long awaited piece of media and not the 409th identical picture on their camera roll
ahead of pride month I'd like to take time to honor the first gay guy to say "no loads refused." Thank you for your service, Michael
May 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
ahead of pride month I'd like to take time to honor the first gay guy to say "no loads refused." Thank you for your service, Michael
Peeling a banana while wearing gloves implies a sinister intent
May 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Peeling a banana while wearing gloves implies a sinister intent
saw a woman aggressively eating a club sandwich with the toothpick still in, each bite bringing her closer to a new lip piercing with reckless abandon.
May 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
saw a woman aggressively eating a club sandwich with the toothpick still in, each bite bringing her closer to a new lip piercing with reckless abandon.
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Windows of Milwaukee, WI
May 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Windows of Milwaukee, WI
ACAB includes this cat. Sorry buddy, you're going to the guillotine
May 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
ACAB includes this cat. Sorry buddy, you're going to the guillotine
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Flanked by generational wealth, and wrapped in Pendleton Hudson throw, the brunch eating baby muttered its first word—gribiche.
April 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Flanked by generational wealth, and wrapped in Pendleton Hudson throw, the brunch eating baby muttered its first word—gribiche.
the pope died doing what he loved, being old as shit
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the pope died doing what he loved, being old as shit
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86 twinks!
That’s one twink all day chef!
April 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
86 twinks!
I can do more than spot you, bro. I can see you for who you really are
April 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I can do more than spot you, bro. I can see you for who you really are
opening a crematorium called "Ashoholics"
April 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
opening a crematorium called "Ashoholics"
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Wax sealing the envelope of my tax return with a Babybel cheese
April 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Wax sealing the envelope of my tax return with a Babybel cheese
waiting for my boyfriend to open his eyes each morning then whispering in his ear, "what do you wanna do for dinner tonight? I could go for chili or something else."
April 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
waiting for my boyfriend to open his eyes each morning then whispering in his ear, "what do you wanna do for dinner tonight? I could go for chili or something else."
nothing has ever been as expertly titled as "2 Girls 1 Cup"
February 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
nothing has ever been as expertly titled as "2 Girls 1 Cup"
fall damage is a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
fall damage is a beautiful name for a baby girl
I'm live streaming (pissing outside)
February 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm live streaming (pissing outside)
Madonna is releasing Confessions Part 2 in an effort to destroy Lady Gaga once and for all
February 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Madonna is releasing Confessions Part 2 in an effort to destroy Lady Gaga once and for all